"Who the heck are you?"

Hi! I'm Commandhat. I've had a very, very long history of absorbing horsewords from people all over this site -- As you can see from my join date -- but I've always been terrified to contribute, because I've always been able to build worlds, but I've never thought of myself as someone who can build stories.

Circumstances have changed, and I'm hoping I can at least write stories worth as many downvotes as they have upvotes.

I'm a rather friendly person, though, and I try to make sure my wits aren't dim -- so don't be afraid to say hi!