A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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The end was hilarious!! Cannot wait for more
Oh, damn the Axe body spray. That's basically pepper spray. Nasty shit.
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It's alright, we understand. That's why the mandatory motivational flogging will be extra motivational this week!
I wonder who will find out about Anon being in the wonderbolts changing room first, Celestia or Pike?
Well it shows in this story world that Fleetfoot is truly a jock mare thinking with her vagina than her mind. And while I do support Axe Body Wash, the Axe Body Spray is gross and Anon had every right to Spew!
Hopefully our Writer here's Muse will return shortly to grant us readers with MOAR chapters.
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Why not be a masochist and have both?
-Rub
I love seeing this story get updated. It is easily one of my favorite stories on the site, full stop. That said, every time it does get an update, I worry it'll be the last. There is nothing more heartbreaking than a story that never ends.
The goddamn body spray really takes me back to high school where you could not breathe in the fucking locker room even for a second because no one understood how to use the damn stuff. The idiots would use half a can if it didn't seem excessive.
Ah , Axe Body Spray; the official cologne of try-hards, losers, and those whose life decisions have destroyed their olfactory capabilities.
Fleetfoot just might be all three in one.
Wait is that a real thing that can happen? I’ve never used body spray, was there and is there an Axe spray that can make someone vomit?
Nice
Always love to see a new chapter of this. Question for anyone else who reads this. We’re there ever any actually good Axe scents? And is the point of them that they’re cheaper than normal cologne? Is there anything from them worth using?
I like that they apparently carry more than one, for lack of a better term, flavor of Axe around.
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I experienced that during a school camping trip, cabin with about 12 lads all of them started fighting with cans of body spray... I ended up asking to be moved to another cabin lmao.
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Not that I'm aware of. It was just a continuation of the long-running "Anon isn't prepared for the power of his funny horse nose" gag.
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I have one but its was a limited time one that you barly needed to use. Was like black,green,pink i think and was like 3dollars for the can. You could still get the gas chamber effect with it if you used it a bit mutch tough.
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Its a thing if you use to mutch. Makes it hard to breathe so the body thinks something is stuck in your throat and if its bad enough it will try to disloge whats choking you with puking
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that's hilarious!
A new chapter?! LETS GOO!!!!
Can’t wait for the next chapter and keep up the good work!
"Am I a bad person?"
also
"Get that bitch a can(on). Bitches love can(on)s".
Thought for sure that was gonna be a estrus musk spray like some sort of roofie for stallions.
I missed this; the fic escalates and drops steeper than Glacier Gulch in the Polar Express.
lol
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"And they took exception to that."
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if they're sensitive to smell it's a thing that can very well happen with strong scents. and with axe body spray being pretty potent, on top of being in places like a gym locker room where people can overuse it, it can cause an over stimulation of smell.
Lol thats hilarious
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Oooooooooh, gotcha thanks. Well at least he can blame them instead of having them complain when he turns down the locker room threesome.
Understandable reaction
Ya know, we were internally screaming this entire chapter. But that ending.... well, a quite masculine bellow of terror could have been witnessed in our vicinity.
It can be admittedly easy to slip into sexist rhetoric. Happens.
AXEL body spray; lube the wheels of love!
with barf
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I wonder if its been tested for that?
Does green axe smell like ass, or something?
Spitfire: Its called Green Axel, one of the most potent cologns on the market, illegal all across equestria. Take a whiff of that.
Fleet: oh thats pungent.
Spitfire: I know right?
Fleet: it… stings the nostrils. That burns.
Spitfire: mhmmm
Fleet: Spits I’m gonna be honest that smells like pure gasoline.
Spitefire: They’ve done studies you know. 50 percent of the time, it works every time.
Fleet: Spits that doesn’t even make sense.
Spitfire: just watch
*Spitfire proceeds to clear out the stadium and embarrassingly is getting hosed down by hazmat ponies in the following scene*
I was honestly concerned with where this chapter was heading. But it pulled through in the end with hilarity. An excellent chapter.
Spitfire might actually not have been trying to get laid
Such a perfect ending. Bet Anon's marefriends will be butchers if they found out he got molested.
Anyway, does the real life Axe body spray equivalent actually smell that bad? I've never really bothered with body sprays my whole life
New chapter! Neat.
I can smell the ending of this chapter...
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Can't remember the smell of it, but the last time I used an Axe product it gave me a rash.
Oh sweet God when they sprayed that horrible spray I just got flashbacks to the thick fumes of axe leaking out the lockeroom. Even in writing I can almost smell that horrid scent.
The Man Who Knew Too Little, starring Bill Murray: the recurring Old Spice bit. Such a funny gag. Brilliant movie.