A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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WoW, i read the green text of this, and i can certanly say, it is an awsome reading, i recommend it :D.
Fuck yes! I loved the Greentext, and now I get to re-read it with one of my favorite authors helping out!
same here i love this story!!
Great to see this one coming over as well, thanks for adopting these stories Bobbles and of course thanks^2 to Small Queen Anthem for writing it
Pretty sure it's the barkeep
Yes, these horse words please me greatly. I desire more!
Oh the hilarity that will come...
Oh, it's finally been posted to Fim, can't wait to see how this goes
Oh you poor naïve fool
Oh this promises to be extremely hilarious
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Question, would reading the greentext detract from reading the story here?
I mean, if she has halo it's still a positive result.
With Anon’s luck all she will have is COD.
A marely mare who wants to be the little spoon and do house chores?!?
Well, I never!
I haven't read the green text, but with how well Bobbles is handling "Guardsmares," I'll wait for his prose version right here.
YES!
It's getting an official Fimfiction version!
For those of you who don't know, this is a fantastic story, and I'm glad that it's getting an official version.
Good going Prof. H. White, AKA, SQA-non
The Monk
Can't wait for more
It’s been ages since I started reading this. When Pastebin shat the bed and it was hard to stay caught up on EDLwGM it didn’t take too long before it appeared on FiM Fiction. Makes me wonder if the PonePaste security incident and the fact that it’s still not on its damn feet was the impetus for TL&SoI’s arrival here.
’ey, Bobbles, is the real reason you’re doing this ’cause authors can’t keep their pastes updated?
Pretty exited to read this again seeing as I stopped reading when he infiltrated the Canterlot castle.
...hmm?🤔
Googleing Bruma
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Oooookay, think I am misunderstanding something or there is a RGR would inside a football player's stomach
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Presumably he means the city in TES4 and later ESO. Either that or he’s referring to the suburb in Johannesburg.
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Bruma is a city in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It's a town in the north of Cyrodil near the Skyrim/Cyrodil border, it's a snowy mountain city with a primarily Nord population.
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I had to ask about this one, myself; its a reference to this old youtube poop: https://youtu.be/XjVsiUeoB0k
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I'm delighted to see so many folks along for the ride again!
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Soon™
A big heart to all these fine people!
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Thanks for writing it, man. I still remember when someone said their post ending in odds or evens would decide Anon and the mare's relative size and you honored it.
Finally on Fimfiction, I feared we've lost it with ponepaste purge. One of the best stories I've read so far, kudos to you for adapting it
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You're more than welcome! and damn right I did. Having her be small works for a lot of funny gags so I'm glad it turned out like that.
New green update hopefully next week.
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Ponepaste is back up enough that you can at least still read the entirety of it. I just can't add to it until they put that function back in. And thanks!
HiE?
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Ex-human turned unicorn
Ah yes, yet another classic example of wholesome, friendly male nature, being taken advantage of by rapacious female desire. Tragic.
Good to see you at it again, Bobbles!
Oh fuck! This is my favorite now!
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Even so, shouldn't this have a human tag?
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If I could use four blue tags, I suppose it should, but failing that, Comedy, Romance, and Slice of Life are the most representative trio from the tag pool.
Neat story, can't wait for more :D
Was expecting a lot less than what I got. Pretty good comedy so-far, not too heavy handed on any one aspect, well rounded
You've got a juicy romance set up....
I'm rubbing my hands for more.
Okay, I may sound stupid, and I've been wondering this for a while, but what the fuck is a greentext?
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On 4chan, prefacing a line of text with a carat will turn the text green. Its frequently used to denote storytelling. This story started as a story on 4chan, and as originally written, follows the formatting and storytelling conventions of the board. The adaptation here on fimfiction is a conversion to conventional narrative prose.
Hey anon, wanna come to my place and smash?
You had my curiosity
But now you have my attention
Godspeed, marine o7
I don't know why but I lost my shit at this, this came outta left field
From a socio-sexual standpoint, being big spoon for a female should be humiliating.
The reason big spoon is the masculine preference IRL is because it's aligning the female's butt with the male's penis.
In a world where females are the more sexually aggressive (even just socially, if not also physically) gender, the same would still apply.
The sexual positioning should still be "prefer male to be oriented with penis facing female in a suggestive method".
It makes ZERO sense that dick-hungry females would want the penis as far away as possible while spooning.
On the contrary, they would wish to be little spoon in the hopes of giving him an erection and that leading to sex.
It's also worth noting that for a quadruped, the reverse positioning would be the protective position as well.
For a biped, you want to curl around what you're protecting so that anything that attacks from the blind side will attack you first.
But for a quadruped, you want to block the soft underbelly and throat, because those are the weak spots you're more concerned about protecting when your mindset develops around your throat and stomach being the lowest and easiest to reach weak spots.
Fun Nature Fact:
This is behavior that we can actually observe in wolves IRL. Female wolves will often pretend to hide under the neck of their mate (or an adult male child, if he's the one in danger) when in reality she's using her body to block any attack aimed at his throat and belly. She knows the threat will likely get her in the neck if that's what the threat was aiming for, but that forces the enemy to busy itself with her, providing the male with an ideal opening to go for an easy and quick kill. This has the added benefit of forcing other wolves to back down, as attacking without support from other pack members would mean near-certain death when the male retaliates.
Back to the topic of qt3.14 ponies:
The same reversal due to body stance and socio-sexual mindset would apply for many other (even remotely) sexual acts or positions.
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IE, a quadruped should feel that the dominant position for sex would be bottoming, rather than topping, because that's the position that would allow for more control. From underneath, she could lengthen her legs to literally lift him off the ground (thus removing his ability to escape, much like a male biped topping to keep the female from getting to her feet).
Additionally, even if she isn't tall enough to physically lift him, he still can't run without her being in the perfect position to body-block him from being able to coordinate his legs well enough to walk/run away.
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heh, nerd
I would like to specify that this is a joke and that I do actually appreciate the lengths they went to for this info...probably.
Anyways...heh, nerd
Damn I want to play halo with a tiny dom batmare lmao
"There is no Halo, take off your clothes" SGT Pike, probably
I need to hear about the experimental panini maker. Sounds like something I'd dream up.
The punchy part of me immediately came up with,
Yeah she has Halo...Halo Wars.
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Thanks science/love side of Fimfiction!
Funny look at my name
Since no-one else has mentioned it, this passage reminds me of the toxic gender politics in scouting history and the fact that a lot of people wanted (and I assume a few still want) girls' Scouting to be entirely focused on domestic tasks. In the United States, founding Boy Scout head James West (who wanted girls to choose the more feminine Camp Fire Girls rather than the Girl Scouts) reportedly felt threatened by the Girl Scouts' use of Scout uniforms and drills and even their use of the term 'Scouts', on the basis that girls would "feminize" Scouting and deter boys from taking up the practice.
(cf,
history.com article (archive.org link because apparently history.com is not available in Australia)
Google Books link from the prior article)
TLDR: If Colt Scouts are like the Girl Scouts, they probably do do outdoorsy things in the Colt Scouts. Those things just get deliberately ignored because acknowledging it would somehow harm fillies (yes, there are real people who actually think like this). Also, Colt Scout cookies are probably only a Thing because the Colt Scouts are not as prestigious a non-profit for corporations and churches to donate to as the Filly Scouts are (the IRL Boy Scouts get 20-fold more in pledges than Girl Scouts).
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I still do not understand, and I looked it up both just now (I decided to reread the story from the beginning) and when I read the story the first time. What about Bruma in TES is relevant? Do the Nords or Cyro-Nords have a female-dominant society?