A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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you're his little pogchamp
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Damn it you made me spit out my drink
As someone who almost never sees the sun I can honestly say I would assume its business as usual if someone disliked my skin tone. Though I can see why in a world where you have every color of the rainbow available for skin types some must view themselves as incredibly unlucky.
Is two mares really a harem tho. Anon has to get those numbers up
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I need someone to draw Cut ‘pogging’.
While it was interesting to see how Anon's & Cut's day was it will be truly interesting to see in the next chapter how Pike is dealing with what happened yesterday.
Excellent! Most excellent chapter!
Too bad board games are incompatible with the concept of speedrunning. Maybe cut would like speedcubing.
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Funny thing is that's basically the motivation behind my OC's cutie mark (a pi symbol): he just really loves math. To be fair, I don't have much of a backstory for him but could see how the obsession is what ends up leading ponies where they go in life.
This got featured!
I always have this issue with how people spell that holiday's name. Plenty of people will still read it hearths-warming. Whereas I tend to read it, when people spell it that way, as hearth-swarming. The correct spelling is actually Hearth's Warming.
Cut has definitely come a long way. From being nervous about ever being seen without her bra to threatening not to take it off. Love it!
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There's probably lots of in-universe footage of her mom pogging, undoubtedly for different reasons.
"I am going to read this document, and if by the end of it I have questions that have not been answered, I will be happy to not have them answered. I don't need them answered. I don't want them answered. I know nothing. I heard nothing. I am not here. I did not even get out of bed this morning! I! Know! Nothing!"
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I can't read "I know nothing!" without thinking of Sergeant Schultz
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Do you believe this was unintentional?
Nice
This story is just too entertaining. Please keep it up. Thank you.
Cute!
And now we cut to the not-quite-as-cute, so Anon can bring the cuteness levels right back the normal!
You are a man of taste, dear writer. Good Easter Egg.
Goddammit. You had one job...
I love everything about this story! I really hope we get to see more characters from the show, maybe Discord? I feel like that would be a fun chapter write. Maybe Cut and Pike can experience some stuff from the Anon’s world or be turned into humans?
Anon shouldn’t have apologized. Maybe that one mare would’ve learned a little respect.
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You mixed it up. Hearth Swarming is a changeling holiday.
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Counterpoint: No he literally just called her ugly and told her to leave.
Lashing out at people accomplishes literally nothing.
It's actually the least productive thing you can do.
Woooooot!
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Just look at Twilight. Or, really, any of Mane6 (except Applejack). Or, I dunno, Davenport and his shop. "Quills and Sofas". Two hyperfixations in one pony, but in neurodivergent society he made it work quite well.
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When I hear that, it's half that and half
"I know nothing, I 'm from Barcelona." From 'Fawlty Towers'.
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Oh you'll get to see some more canon characters very very soon 😏
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Wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash?
Today a learned a new word sperg and how can be used to describe something cute rather the offensive
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Don't forget most thing's are in the reverse gender stereotype. Last I recall most males might get mad about being called angry but usually don't care.
Anon accomplished his goal hear by drawing everyone's attention by doing something seen and expected of a stallion. That individual just happened to catch his eye and have been borderline harrassed by makings things easier. I don't know about you but plenty of people do not enjoy catcalling.
In the end I do still agree that pointless insults are just that. Pointless
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Looks at missive: ah yes...perfect substitute for toilet paper
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Technically yes. Welcome to polygamy. It's not always as exciting as you expect
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They have to get married first for it to be polygamy, and even then, it's just bigamy.
Big o' them, anyway; I'm not getting in there middle of this!
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No! You can't leave now! We are talking about multi person relationships here. You don't even have to say anything. Just watch and nod your head approvingly.! Please ...don't go
I like how despite her social values being different from humans, you haven't treated Jargon as dumb or ignorant in her interpretation of Anon's actions. She's just looking at him from the cultural context she's familiar with.
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I shan't say
GG Anon
I'm personally not into speedrunning, but it seems like a cute trait
Hitting "refresh" twice a day in the Greentext. Can't wait for continuation of this. Like it very much. Also, sick and bored out of my mind.
Found a cute picture of Davenport's daughter, remembered how I used him to explain my point of view here, so here it is: https://www.deviantart.com/uotapo/art/Davenport-s-daughter-949929928
I am almost 30. This is the first time I've been reading an in progress story and vocally Awwww'd dissappintedly that I got to the end of the most recent chapter.
That's how much I like this story
Sorry about that folks, Chapter 60 was posted prematurely. The final version of the update is coming soon™!
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😘
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Ok cool, I thought i was tripping there for a second. Saw the update at work and when I got home I didn’t see it anymore. Hope to read it soon.
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we live in a (mare) society
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Me when I realize that the front page appearance was a lie and that there is no new chapter waiting for me.
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Premature chapterculation? How embarrassing!