A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Well
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Someone cann't hold their booze
I bucking love this story
lol
Wow. Cut almost went full Dio.
Ne Me Blesse Pas, Je Ne Parle Pas Poney
Don't hurt me, I don't speak Poney
Reminds me of this for some reason:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4EbrGZbXg
faze
11068591
Fixed!
Found a grammer error.
The 'one' here is not needed.
Enjoying the story a lot. Looking forward to more.![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
11068613
Fixed! Glad you're enjoying it!
D'oh.
Pike is my spirit animal
Apparently Cuts got a bit of thestral in her!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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This is canon! Cut's full blood sister is Cloak N. Dagger, and she's a batpony.
Nice
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I may have missed this detail but is Barely or Suck a batpony (if either of them are)?
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Barely is a unicorn, and Suck is an earth pony.
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Oh okay
Good to know I was remembering that detail correctly.
So would it be that one or both of them have batpony ancestry?
Actually, maybe the better question is who Cloak N. Dagger's parents are.
Since you said 'full fledge sister', that makes me think the same as Cut's (which would make my first question about ancestry actually relevant).
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Cut's maternal grandfather is a batpony.
11068649![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
Oooh, forgot about her.
Now I can imagine Cut in a little thestral costume for nightmare night!
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I'm glad someone actually translated it to see what it said.
Aw man. Anything I wanted to say, I was beaten to.
Anon and Cut got college bar wasted
Saturday night's fever!![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
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If it's her maternal grandsire, then how are they sisters? Wouldn't that make them at least second-cousins?
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The traits that make them into each type of pony can skip generations
*snrk*
*new headline* -Mareliest mare manages Ménage à trois in broad daylight!
then an entire full page article about how she's a lucky bitch
11069194
You know, I completely forgot about Cake-Twins-itis.
But wait, those are mutually exclusive. How is she "full-blooded" if neither of her parents are bat-ponies?
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A family unit is typically a herd with multiple mares and one stallion. The foals born to the herd will have a common sire, herd-mothers who are not their dams, and typically, multiple siblings who are half-sisters and half-brothers. Cut N. Paste and Cloak N. Dagger are full sisters, with a common dam and common sire.
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So, you meant "full blooded" sisters, not "full blooded" bat pony?
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Precisely so
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Ah... okay. With that in mind, it makes sense.
Ne Me Blesse Pas, Je Ne Parle Pas Poney
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Don't Hurt Me, I Don't Speak Pony
I swear I love these two!
Just gals being pals here. They said no dyke after all. Well... maybe a little dyke with all that smooching, but The Golden Rule makes it A-OK![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
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i had to look up Blesse
but i use "Je ne parle pas (insert language with French accent here)" all the time when i dont wanna talk to people
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but they weren't wearing socks at the time
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Ha! Nice.
I honestly don't even know if blesse is correct. I fully admit I just shoved it in translate.
Again l find myself wishing there was a like button for every chapter.
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i did too
its been like 15+ years since i took French
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In the elder scrolls oblivion gamer poop #2 theres a scene where an argonian approaches the camera and says "Bruma, that's where the men are women!" That's what that joke is referencing.
As someone with a PHD in pony, i will destroy you and your next 10 generations
"Ne Me Blesse Pas, Je Ne Parle Pas Poney"
Lmao this literally means "don't hurt me, I don'y speak pony"
😘