A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Hum, one thing I have been wonder how do ponies deal with maternity leaves if mares are traditionally in charge, at least how they used to, were stallions supposed to get a job for a while(a particular type), or was it for the other herd members pick up the slack for that period? how many mares could that normally work best? I supposed farmers/country there wasn't really much of a break, roles are slightly more even but in towns and cities roles?
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This is an element that could potentially be explored in the future, but there's no commitment to such at this time.
This is one of the few stories I check for updates everyday. 10 out of 10
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Well, I presume they have regulars mandatory maternity leave with pay at this point (unless I am mistaken), like most western countries have, I mean more about before they had it, just to be cleaner in my ramblings.
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You should check every three days But thanks! Its always a delight hearing how much people enjoy a story
Don't worry, I'm fairly certain he will be doing far more than just appreciating them.
And here I was hoping Cut would literally chuck the blocks to the top in a superhuman manner.
Imagine if that night Cut N. Paste had a dream about chewing on a pair of dumplings... Ouch.
I'm ngl I love reading these poly relationships in fics because ponies are always so much better people than normal humans, who tend to ruin the whole thing rather easily. It's always so cute to see people spreading and sharing love. I hope things work out for them, but if they dont I wont be TOO upset, heavily monogamous myself. Every time I see this on my faves list, I perk up a little and check it out immediately. such a fun fic, thank you for wrriting it
Will Cut finally get into the Herd and join and will She tell Anon about her big Teats and will Anon sleep peacefully with out A hangover find out next time on
THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT
Anonymous is gonna RAVAGE Cut when he sees those teats of hers
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You mean, like, a cultural exchange?
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I think there is a maternity leave, but it's much shorter than humans. It gives the mare time to recover from the birth (could be as fast as a few minutes like regular horses, instead of the dozens of hours like humans) but mainly it's until the foal is strong enough to walk on its own. Foals could take about a week or more before they're strong enough to walk. Or they can walk in as little as a day. Important so the foals can feed while the mare works, if the foal isnt going to be in the way.
This could be another bonus to herding mares as either one can play wet nurse for the other while she is at work. And they can alternate shifts. Having 4 mares guarantees no foals go hungry, and every shift is covered.
The stallion can either find work as well, but mainly they will care for the foals and make food for the herd, while the mares recover .
How fast they recover could be part of how "marely" they are. Imagine the conversation the day after a mare gives birth! "Ha! I pushed my daughter out in 10 seconds flat! She was up and trotting around in less than a half an hour, my girl is gonna be the next captain of the guard you wait and see!"
... Excuse me, sir, where is the rest of the chapter? N-No, perhaps you didn't hear the question, I must have been mumbling, haha. *sweating*. I said, where is the rest of the chapter, you know, the rest? Where Anon sees her big mommy milkers? That part? I.... I NEED the rest, man! No... no it, it CAN'T be... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER?!
Love the part Cut blasts the chair back, stuff must be made of mahogany if it didn't shatter to splinters! Lmao
Can't wait to see Anon's reaction and Cuts reaction to all the praise!
Apologies in advance but I'll inflict you with this stupid thought that briefly went through my head.
A lyric misquote totally (or titely?) out of context for Pike. I'd say "Baby Got Front" but that's not the location in this situation:
I like big teats and I cannot lie ...
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get ya home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playcolt
'Cause magically enhanced parts are made for dolts
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find those juicy double ... D's
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You could always read the other fic.
I feel that it should be "He has [very] specific tastes." Very being a possible optional addition.
Then cut repeats "He likes teats. He likes BIG teats!".
But I'm good with it if something similar happens later, I'm not reading the green text if it does. So idk.
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It's a joke on the fact he's literally an alien
So, considering the jubilation in the comments, this might not be a very popular post but is it just me or is Pike really playing with fire here? I feel like this is going past 'let me make a suggestion' territory and more into manipulative territories by Pike. Just, and I know I'll probably appear a bit ignorant, consider this: Anon and Pike seemingly made an agreement on their relationship, and Pike's well aware of the specifics of this. Anon and Cut also seemingly have (had, because Pike did a Pike thing) an understanding as well. Everything's good. Yet, Pike, enthused about making a herd, cut through all that shit and went straight to Cut with suggestions. Pike isn't just trying to widen Anon's circle of relationships so that he can get a feel for this Poly stuff anymore. She's made it quite clear to Cut, behind Anon's back, what she's trying to set up. Christ, just look at Cut's point of view. She'll now be devastated if Anon doesn't buy into this whole thing. That's kind of a dick move. And I'm gonna guess Anon prefers honesty in intention, not this game Pike has going. He clearly want's to enjoy his time with Pike and Cut, and, y'know, not get setup by his own marefreind. I'm probably just being super ignorant right now, but that's just what I'm seeing. I'm also really really tired, so that might be it as well.
Ok you got me on chapter 25 I have no idea what would be remotely relatable to big teats (freakishly big by others reaction) on a mare so I guess this is going in a species preference.
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You are forgiven this once but only because I have no idea what could be relatable
Oh my god! I was just commenting on another fic about rgre and how this would be Motor-boating. Also I just realized that if Anon dyes his mane and wears some eyeliner he will be a big balled goth gamer colt friend and it kills me how slow/fast my mode came to that conclusion. Or the fact that I could entirely see that happening.
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69?...I'm not apologizing
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Whoosh on me. Lol. I was too caught in the moment to see it like that. It's good that Pike is planning on letting Cut in on the secret!
Anon's gonna be hearing angels singing when he sees Cut's big mommy milkers.
Cute little chapter
There's that earth pony strength! For awhile there, I thought Cut needed to go to the gym. Since, I have always thought the strength of a unicorn's magic equals to their skill level. It's pretty funny seeing her flail helplessly in his grip while being half a sleep.
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I'd imagine the herd works together to support the family. Then again there's also estrus to consider where a stallion can knock up multiple mares at the same time. For that condition I'd imagine that the mares move to a bigger share house and since there's so many of them they probably have enough money to live a whole year together.
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That part ain't coming in quite a while my friend
For Cut waking up in Anon's balls I'd imagine it's pretty similar in context to waking up smothered in tits. Anon's size is double d so I really wouldn't mind waking up in a pair of DD badonkadonks
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It isn't really letting cut on the secret so much as alluding to it. So it's more a joke for the audience than anything else
Ah just enough teasing to keep me coming back for more chapters.
Also had a vivid image of anon's anon jumping to attention at record speed when he finds Cut has substantial endowments.
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I'm assuming since anon got put in eq and given a body, so either his body is tailored to be physically prime, or he's got pureblood magic genes or some crap
Yes!!
I wasn’t sure about Cut joining the relationship initially, but it hasn’t thrown off the sweet dynamic between Pike and Anon so far. It’ll be fun to see what new elements she brings to their romance!
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Nah bud, not DD, F.
Of course she did. Because that is what you do when you're in horse-land. Obviously. Yep.
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Obviously.
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Why RPG-themed?
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Hallelujah! Praise Amazon!
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Communal child-rearing tho.
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BSTL, lol now I have a name for dousing my self with talcum powder after a shower.
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I get you. I'd kill for a nice pair of fluffy socks.
Feels good, man
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On the flipside, look at it this way. It seems like the role of an Alpha mare is to get herd sisters that can work in harmony, and that her stallion would appreciate. She's looking at Cut and sees a mare she can admire, and suspects that Anon will be physically attracted to - since she knows the two are friends already. She's playing her role as wingmare. As much as Pike wants to act like a colt, one's culture is a HARD thing to throw off...assuming that Pike even wants to throw off this convention.
I get where you're coming from, but I don't think Pike's actions are coming from a place of malice. If she's even conscious that she's being manipulative, it's from a place of genuine affection and camaraderie. Just my 0.02$
Anon is outnumbered. They are going to give him their love whether he likes it or not.
He is doomed.
We will have a 21 Mageblast salute in your honor, Anon.
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Oh no, I don't think she's trying to be malicious at all. I think what I had been trying to touch upon was the oddness of her behavior. Here's two things that come to mind when considering how odd her behavior is. For one, she's shown to be decidedly happy with her relationship as it is (Mono), and besides tradition has given no real explanation for her interest, so why take such risks? On that note, the second oddity is in her changing perceptions; she has embraced 'unmarely' attitudes and, going back to the first point, has already forsaken tradition roles that mares have in Equestria in favor for how Anon does things.
Plus, she hates the idea that other's might view others as less than a mare, but immediately sets out to invite mares into a herd where she would undoubtedly be questioned and looked down upon (Cut's cool, but Pike didn't know that going into this) for her behavior? She literally has nightmares over this stuff.
I wouldn't be against it if there was good reason on her part to go through with any of this. Obviously she's been looking forward to 'Alpha' mare status her whole life, but she also spent her whole life trying to be 'marely', and we see where that's ended up. Why cling to something so stubbornly that, to you, carries so little in value? Personally, I think she's just terrified of her family (Her mother, specifically) and is trying not to disappoint them anymore than she might already have by embracing 'stallion-like' behaviors. Once again, I refer to her nightmares.
...then again, I'm probably just reading too much into this. It's just such a big change for Anon. Seems weird not to expand on the 'why' in Pike's actions on this.
Wait why does it stop here? The green is already much further with Cut at a Cyber the Aasembly tournament.
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The Fimfiction version is an adaptation of the Greentext, and it is a work in progress.