A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Good chapter, I laughed. Does anyone have the info on what’s up with pineapple.
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Supposedly it makes semen taste better.
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So, pineapple supposedly changes the taste of a guys cum to be less bitter and more tolerable to have in the mouth.
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I thought that was what they were talking about.
Nice
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It works kind of a lot of pineapple to even taste a tiny bit sweet You have to do it for a while there’s also foods that make it taste more bitter
god damn those guys are so fucking adorable, handing out free diabetes every chapter
Oh no, it's a ploy to get cut to show bobs!
Genius, frankly
Nice
Pineapple? What??
...ok I look and found my answers. Wonder if Anon will ever find out because people that refuse to clarify on something like that is going to get me looking for answers!
Lol I love this chapter, so happy for cut
A good happy chapter :) Really lookin forward to the next one
This was a great early birthday present.
I really hope the writer had been continuing to write during this conversion period, I cheated and I'm like way too hype for the non greentext portion
Weirdly I’ve heard that while pineapple has the best effect, day old pizza has the worst. So I have no idea if that would push things in a different direction.
Yeah she’s in! More chapter ideas just write themselves. Maybe one where Cut runs into one of her old classmates and are flabbergasted an “ugly” mare like her has such armcandy. Then again, something like that is for a later chapter. In the next one the teats come out at night! Or at least that’s what everything points to.
Fiends! Harpies! They plan to thieve his man-juice! Munch garlic, Kings, lest the temptresses attempt to reave you too!
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I have
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Thank you for treating polyamory seriously, and not just writing it as a cheap joke.
This is going places...
Adorable. Also Anon is right, banana pepps and pineapple are a great combo for pizza!
oof now am hungry
I would imagine, how the fuck you gonna play Euchre with three people?
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Oh, the writer doesn't stop here.
Anon made the call to start herding, but he still has a lot of learning to do and things to get used to in the coming chapters.
I think you'll really like it.
I certainly did.
I honestly don't know how you manage to make all of this both cute and sassy, +respect! Also:
Cut would be like:
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straight to tartarus
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You dropped this
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SQA, I love you, but your taste in pizza should be punishable by death.
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Sausage, pineapple, and green olives is actually delicious. It sounds weird, but the flavors blend together excellently.
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What till you hear what else I add: pepperoni. Or if the chain allows salami
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Pepperoni is the classic third, I often go for that spicy Italian sausage. Maybe roasted chicken if they have it.
I respect pizza preferences in general, but people that refuse to try pineapple on pizza just because of the memes are missing out, sweet+spicy/savoury flavours is amazing!
Besides, if they want a real opinion to hate me for; cold day-old pizza is better than hot and fresh
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I fucking swear it's true, cold pizza for breakfast is like, one of my absolute favorite things in this godforsaken world.
Ah... So she's gonna show off her massive teats, freak out about Anon staring at her, thinking that she was a freak, only to MORE THAN LIKELY have Anon bury his face into them and say they're awesome.
I'm pretty sure this has something to do with sperm. The taste I think.
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Most any fruit will do that really. Semen is basically the overflow valve for a lot of what you get out of your diet that your body doesn't use up. That technically makes it a super-food even.
I believe that there are also flavoring agents that molecularly resemble the sort of vitamins that are most passed onto it. Or something to that effect.
This story is one of the reasons why I still go on 4chan /mlp/.
No HFY, no edgy trash and no normie modern day relationship checkbox's (most of the time).
Love and comedy wrapped up in a well written package.
Delicious.
Oh god don't tell me shes a pony Christian.
I got nothing against them but for some damn reason in every fic with ponies being religious (minus one) they have all been the fucking same shit.
I stand corrected, good chapter and story so far, just worried about running out of chapters now XD
That's kinda gay, mare.
Oh ok. nvm then.
Yeah, buck them all
Remember this line Pike, you're probably gonna need to remind yourself about that at some point
No thank you
Hmmm.... Strip Poker+Dress Poker=Drip Poker.
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I like what you did there...
Pizza was wrong (And don't care if people don't agree...) : Sriracha-sauce pizza with sweet'n'spicy jalapeños, garlic and anchovies. Still keep those salty fishy goodness. Maybe throw in some blue cheese! :D
Mmmm pineapple
I prefer pinaple with jalapeños