A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Your telling me...Cut beat prince blueballs in a whimsy card game...With sexualized cards that look like Anon?!
Noice
I love that this story usually updates during my lunch break.
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im imagining cut saying
"my horny built deck is broke as fuck blueblood" but like yugi goes it about his grandpas deck
...I swear when I made this reference, I had not read the greentext. I went into this completely blind. But again:
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! (Rock!)
YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! (Rock)
WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! (Rock)
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER! (Rock!)
I haven't seen that movie in years, but you got the "I Wanna Rock" parody stuck in my head again.
Slivers, the ultimate rainbow deck of feedback doom.
He was a business “man” doing business...
And sure as hell am I excited for what's next of this story, keep up the great work!
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I was actually half expecting Cut to break out into song.
Yeah, I would too if my E ran off with the ironing board.
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They're cheeky little thieves like that, running off with our vowels. Fixed!
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Slivers? I play Table Flip from both hands.
Pike
He's going to either introduce the Inner-Spring Mattress or the Waterbed.
Bucking tanked that little shite!
... heh. I spotted the joke, and Rommel would be face palming.
If only Magic had art that salacious.
I remember doing this for the Pokemon card releases. Back when my little brother was on his missionary service in Canada, he begged our youngest brother and I to attend the releases and find cards for him. Not only did I win one event, but I pulled a Mega-Charizard Y for him in the one after.
I need explanation on that one.
I feel like the unshorn look is supposed to be like if women didn't shave their legs and bush. With this being rgre Blue Blood of all would've been opposed to the look.
But I guess that's part of the Amazonian look to a mare lol.
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I've always wondered why everyone goes to "Blueballs" when they want an insulting name for Blueblood. It's clearly meant to imply that he has no game (which, at least here, we know is not true), and it's not particularly clever.
At the very least, we could pick something that's closer to his actual name. Something like "Bluedud." Or "Droolblood." Something that'll really get under his skin.
Oh! I've got it! "Last Season."
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It's based on that picture of luna saying "egads that stallion is galivanting around with his fetlocks unshorn. Quick, before he incites the mares of the castle into a riotous lust!" There's really no comparison to real-life human secondary sexual characteristics.
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I think it's more a reference to normal male attractiveness for a female. So bushy beard, chest hair, etc etc. Sorta the rough and tumble lumberjack look.
One of my main issues with RGRE is the fact that they also swap up how males and females want to look. Having a reference to 'normal' attractive features is nice, since it feels like it's usually just an excuse to have a world of tomboys and femboys running around.
Edit: Plus, previous mentions in the story seem to point towards ponies liking fluff and fluffy things.
Pone-Hammer 40k is fucking lit
Common mistake – the word you want is poring.
Horny building her deck...
Not gonna lie, that one got me pretty good!
Nice. Im actually surprised this arc went well.
Reminds me of HardLeg Joe's Chaos Draft.
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Oh, I just use it because I like the term rather than an insult.
Last season though, lol.
Is the "genomorph" thing based on a particular MtG expansion?
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I've caught similar mistakes before, but it totally slipped past me this time. Fixed!
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Ah yeah, now it makes sense. Looking back with Anon and his winter coat after getting his diet right.
I’m in literal pain right now. This chapter was, objectively speaking, comedy gold, but the fact that I was just sleep‐deprived enough to also get caught off‐guard by more than a few lines has done a brutal number on my sides and my jaw is kinda sore from the smile I’ve still got while wearily composing this comment.
That's such a great line
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You never stood a chance.
Five colour isn't that hard.
Says the Sliver player
is it just me or are the views dropping the farther along i read?
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It's not just you, but from what I've checked, all stories have a similar sort of falloff over time.
Never underestimate art tribal.
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Winning with hot art isn't hard
Said the angel tribal player.
Just sitting here, building the anticipated cathartic release when Nocturnal has her epiphany... 😇
I have a friend who played Magic. He won some tournaments and played whatever he felt like playing, not paying too much attention to the meta… The thing is that made him highly unpredictable, and annoying for meta-pro-players.
But I can’t play Magic, I just don’t like it… I’m more into wargames like Battletech.
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Good taste in table top game. Battletech is something I also rather enjoy. Especially because of its cheapness. Compared to the competitors at least.
“I’M A GOOFY-GOOBER!!!”
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Have you seen some of the space marine pony models people made? Cutest and deadliest ponies in the galaxy.
Hmmm...
...breaking the fourth wall a bit here, are we?
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Fixed