A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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I feel sorry for whoever has to clean that bathroom, whatever they're paid ain't enough
Poor cut
Bro, what the actual fuck?! This is absolutely amazing!!!
Anon's gonna have to come clean sometime.
Damn, that worked!?
Oh man this story just keeps on getting better and better
I wonder if the mares are going to try to educate Annon what it is to be a stallion, I am sure he won't get tired of it.
"I will now yeet myself out the window"
My brain: Yeet!
Good job brain!
My brain: 😊😊😊
10/10
"MONTY NOOOOO"
Yeet for distance, kobe for accuracy
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I had to read the green text (which I'm caught up on), and I promise you there's even more goodness heading our way.
Not to sound like an asshole but why doesn’t this have the human tag? Also amazing fic so far.
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The lead never spends any time in the story as a human, so it didn't seem particularly fitting.
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To be fair alcohol was involved.
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With that smirk?
Nah...
11006555 That's honestly the first thing I thought of too.
She's a SIMP. A Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Penis.
Lol
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Human tags are really only important if it's a major plot point, so unless anon really steals the show using his humanity as an advantage, it's kinda just a plot point as to why pike likes him enough to get together long term. For slice of life it's really more of a characteristic than a plot point
Oh Anon... You now know your gonna have to spill some big info for that misstep there. Pike will want some answers and you'll have to tell sooner or later. Don't make her use her powers of interrogation/ persuasion.
Any body else get memories of this?
now i’m kinda curious anon has learned to use his magic hands to do almost everything
what happens if some dumb mare tries to force him down would she be reduced to a pathetic puddle of tears by the correct use of hands
Autodefenestration: a tried and true escape tactic
I've been on the Internet for... good Lord, 25 years?! What?!
...
Well, anyway... and I've seen and read a lot of crazy shit in that time.
Literal autodefenestration is a brand new one. Somehow.
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also upvote Scott Pilgrim. It holds a special place in my heart.
CUT MUST BE THE BETA SHE MUST JOIN THE HERD
RIP Cut. Pike didn't hesitate with teasing Anon on the beta question, but she also didn't seem mad. Almost kinda impressed by Cut's drunken initiative?
Curious...
This has got to be one of my most favorite stories, great work!!!
I really hope the three of them becomes a herd. They would be so cute together!
*Suspicious squinting*
Anyway, hell of a cliffhanger this time around. Poor Cut... This can only end well for her D:
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I'll fix that in the ponebin rn. Whoops!
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Aw hell. Fixed!
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I hope they don't.
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Why no to it?
Anon need to do some serious research on common sense, if he wants to keep his background a secret.
Nice and cool. 😎👍
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Honestly the night guard thestral. Falling in love with blueblood is interesting
Amusing chapter.
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What's this from?
THIS PONE EMPTY
YEEEET
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I was going to respond with, but Cut didn’t puke in the bathroom? Then I paused. Thought for a moment about what I had read earlier. And then I realised which mess you were actually referring to. It was a bit of an oh.... OH! Ooooooh, moment. And yes, whoever cleans that place better get some hazard pay or something.
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"If you've been forced to clean up dirty bathrooms after a rather Productive main character you may be entitled to financial compensation"
Respectable Yeet
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Seeking Intimacy with Male Ponies?
Super Invested in Mega Poundings?
Simply Investigating Male Potentials?
Stupid Infuriating Mare Pervert?
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SIMP is already an acronym meaning Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. I've just adapted it and tried to be also close as possible to the original.
From wikipedia
Granted, it also had other usage before it became what it is today. And it's pretty likely the acronym was made to fit the word rather than the other way around.
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Huh, I was just making up other acronyms that seemed amusing to me. Didn’t know it was an actual acronym, nor what it stood for, until today.
The more you know.
I love the "Hey look!" Gag. Classic.
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I don't feel like a herd would fit in the story personally. The author can do whatever he wants, but if it was up to me, I wouldn't. It doesn't feel right with how it's going.