A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Fffffffffffffff SHE SAID THE N-WORD!? EVERYONE RUU--
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In a world where stallion concubines were a thing in the past, and were hired for diplomats, how is it not rgre to assume the attractive guy waiting for you in the bedroom he's not supposed to be in is a concubine?
I almost fell out of my chair
Oh lordy, no.
Geez, the mouth on that filly!
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Trollestia strikes again!
Lmao
DAMN Twilight!!! Ussa one rasist pony! And while we all know Trollestia enjoys some Bucking Grade A drama, she also loves dishing it out to others.
...So how bucked up will Twilight be after that Kerfuffle?
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Honestly YEAHHHH a lot of RGREs go way too far at times but this one is at least funny and not sincere about it/ playing the trope to its extremes for laughs
I did NOT expect the sudden LEAP into surreal but I probably should have with the previously established tone. Everyone's OOC but you knew that, going into this, and its funny and I love it so its fine. Thanks for another chapter, and keeping these going surprisingly fast.
I always click pretty fast when I see this has updated
I genuinely want to know more about Anon's time in the castle, and how Celestia dealt with this "janefilly."
Guess the Kirins will be having Kentucky Fried Twiggles for dinner.
Oooh no bro the fucking boondocks oh God
I haven't heard about that show in years and i definitely didn't expect to see a reference to it on FIM.
I gotta go reattach my sides though imaging twilight screaming the kirin equivalent of the N-word sent um across the gulf coast
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....and this is where, Twilight, realize she fucked up. Because now, she has just stepped into... "A NIKKA MOMENT"!
Stinkmeaner, would be so proud!
Dude! I fuckin' love this chapter!
*gasp!* You sick bastard!
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With the hard r? Shieeeeeeeet.
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She'll be fiiiine!
All those years of living with, Spike, has trained her body for this moment!
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Don't forget this
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Only thing that will save this is if Twi has a Kirin in her family tree from within two generations. Anything other than that would definitely be an ungodly bad international incident.
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She'll be fine.
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*sips coffee*
Best thing I read this whole morning.
Beta Male Anonymous: Hides incriminating information to prevent a race war.
Sigma Mare Twilight: Calls ambassadors a slur to their faces.
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Well it would explain the episode "Feeling Pinkie Keen" near the end.
Still funny
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Luckily, she absolutely does.
...
you f****** didn't...
Rain Shine would be like:
Twib**** would be like:
Me gustó mucho el nuevo episodio 😁⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Amusingly enough I did read a story once based around that concept. Pinkie becomes convinced Twilight must be a Kirin and starts pestering her about it.
Having kirins be the Equestrian equivalent for *ahem* is the best thing I've heard!
What an amazing morning. ☕
Wow Twitch Spurgle. You a racist!
what is even happening
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Honestly never thought I'd see that meme ever again.
Double Nirik killed me when I read the original greentext, and then I forgot about it, so it killed me again here. Double Nirik has made me double dead.
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I don't think everyone is out of character, it's just Twilight. It's odd to see her react like that because this takes place after or around season 7. The same season she got a school. A school with all ponies, yaks, griffins, dragons, changelings and hippogrifs students. Don't get me wrong, she maybe would have slipped anyway. But she would have tried to deescalate the situation first with Celestia, then worry about the notebook. Sorry, I'm big Twilight fan so I'm nitpicking. Still, this is really great and funny chapter.
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Reminds me of this story I read on this site that was basically about how Twilight had to have Kirin in her lineage, which explained why she exploded into flames like that. Don't recall the story or just how direct of a relation it was but it made too much sense.
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Twilight called someone the n word and celestia called her twiggles.
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Wow. I totally did!
Thanks for the reminder, but I loved Seasons 1 and 2!
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A similar moment after Celestia and Luna's retirement is why G5 happens*. Just sayin.
*Sayin it's not true. Hopefully.
Dang it Anon! You should have said that after Prance...
The Twiggly Wiggly strikes again.
Love the references, keep up the good work.
10/10 Best line in the whole story
Didn't realise that pike has a submissive streak
Favourite line
This story is the only place where you can say the n word and the whole planet won't beat you up
So, someone with a high degree of patience, please explain to my stupid self where these references were? I watched that episode right before reading this and was actively looking for references and/or homages, but didn't really find any.
Help please.
Wonderful story so far. I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next.
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My fucking sides have entered orbit, haha