A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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The Long And Short Of It will be taking a short hiatus as I work to rebuild the first-pass chapter editing pool. Things should be back on the regular posting schedule next week!
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Eh, that's not so bad. Besides, I love this series too much to complain anyway!
He said it! He said the thing! Roll credits that's it ladies and gentlemen that's a wrap!
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This story is so wholesome. It makes one feel warm inside watching this romance play out. Take as much time as you need.
Oh! Before I forget any longer, Pike in the baby-blue apron, by Andromailus:
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Romance comedy atmosphere
I need more but I will Say this is the Best of any RGRE story I have read
Despite how it sounds,the word orthodox does not have an 'a' in it. English pronunciation and spelling be weird at times.
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I'm not sure how I let that typo slip by. Must have been distracted. Fixed!
You know, Pike's a kinky horse. If I suddenly found out I'd been dicking E.T.'s wrinkly asshole all along I'd go apeshit.
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lmfao
Oh! So they are going to try out herding. Cool!
I am sure this herding business with get really complicated really soon and despite Annon giving it a try I don't think he will easily like doing it.
Odd to imagine monogamy as a mark of degeneracy. Still, I suppose when you have that big a gender divide.
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It wasn't uncommon to think of polygamy as a mark of degeneracy not that long ago. It's still not uncommon.
Personally, I can really understand where Anon is coming from, having tried the fuckbuddy thing and discovering very quickly that sex and only a single partner go hand-in-hand for me. Maybe that means I'm old fashioned, I don't care, it's the way I am.
I like how you avoid Pike being in disbelief over Anon's origins.
Living in a world of magic, one's view of reality ought to be very flexible indeed, so him being a creature from another world wouldn't be too hard for her to accept.
Bat: you want to be one of those degenerate hoof holding ponies that only do it with each other?
Apealien: ...well when you put it that way
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Polygamy is drastically unpopular mostly thanks to religion and the importance people have placed on traceable lineage. I can honestly say I’ve never come across a society throughout history that had a negative view of monogamy however.
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It's been awhile since I read a comment that made me wish that God would remove my ability to read.
E.T.s wrinkly asshole is not an image I wanted in my head.
This kinda reminded me of that classic song everyone knows, though inversely.
You know the one?
"Fly me to moon, let me kick it's fuckin' ass"
"Let me show it what I learned in moon jiu jitsu class"
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So are you actually writing this one or just translating it over to fimfiction like you are for Everyday Life With Guardsmares?
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The Long And Short Of It is a translation in a similar vein as Everyday Life With Guardsmares but with more extensive additions and rewrites in collaboration with SQA, the greentext's author.
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Ah, alright. It's going great so far. Please tell the author that their work on this story is amazing.
I look forward to seeing more of both stories.
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Thank you!
He said the thing he said the thing
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Oh, Pike is that big. I know I'm late and there was another picture with Anon. But Anon is suppose really tall, so it's a bit hard to picture her next to a normal pony. Honestly, I thought she was close Cozy Glow height.
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Honestly that picture makes her look a little tall. Here's a more accurate one with a normal sized pony (Cut) for scale
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I didn't expect the reveal so soon after I commented about it, lol
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Thanks, That helps a lot.
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Nope, that presumption is actually a myth, it's more complicated then that, even with hours factor in, even then, woman are more often then not payed less then their male counter parts, they are often skipped over for promotions, and have to work more hours and are expected to do more work then man. There is also the factor that woman are more evaluated for their social skill(being agreeable) rather then their work out put then men. the phenomena is much more relevant when you have a bro 'culture' where most of the leadership are the same gender, same demography, same group and same sexuality; the latest and worst example that exemplified this is what's happening at Blizzard-Activition class action lawsuit, with the infamous 'Cosbi-room' on fire at the moment, with a lots of heads rolling, with an incredible about of the complains were from woman being sexual harassments, and generally being dismissed by HR and the leadership protecting the instigators because they are 'bros'.
This guy, being a lawyer explains in more details about the issues then other channel without going into meaningless angry rants; he has a whole series of videos on the topic, very fascinating if you got the time to watch all of them.
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Please do not use this story's comments section for political debates.
Oh, just let the poor girl herd with ya already!
ROLL CREDITS!
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That picture oh my Luna
Sidenote: what does anons and pike's home look like
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I didn't describe in that much detail, did I?
It's an apartment with a fairly large living room/kitchen combo, with a master bedroom and a large enough master bath to comfortably fit three ponies. Most of it is decorated with Pike's various awards and pictures of her doing guard things with the small number of Anon's possessions scattered about. Also, all the furniture has been crudely lowered to be more Pike-friendly.
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She’s so smol and cute!
The author is doing a great job with this story. I can't wait to see what comes next. Very enjoyable characters and world building. It's nice to see something that doesn't focus on the main 6.
I really adore this story; I've read through this and the greentext a few times already.
Is the greentext still ongoing?
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Yes. I've just been really behind in school and that's put a hiatus on it. God willing I'll be caught up by the end of this week and I can resume work on it in earnest. And thanks!
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I know that feeling! I hope school goes well for you!
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Thanks, you too (if applicable)!
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I can see where this is going
This has been a great story. Wish there were more detailed descriptions of sexy times and raunchy inuendos. Doesn't have to be much, only like 20% more .
I'm just waiting for something involving f-cup balls and some small bat's face, unless that happened already and it was too vague,, or with Cut coming into the mix, anon can show her a good time.
The ball bra thing was a hilarious new addition to the genre. Is there a pic somewhere to see this thing? Cause I just think it's a thong or something.
Looking forward to more!
EDIT: found some! 2343416 derpibooru
I'm a little confused by how SIMP is being used. Is Cut placing herself beneath Pike? Or is anything remotely chivalrous considered to be a negative given Stallions are so far beneath mares?
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Its SIMPing as in "stop idolizing mediocre penis". Cut making an ass of herself in front of all those mares in the name of white knighting Anon was enough to earn her the SIMP designation.
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Yes
Honestly surprised Pike's first reaction to Anon's outburst wasn't "Oh buck my life, I fell for a bucking CHANGELING?!"
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Basically simp carries the same meaning in this world as it does in ours and it’s easy to apply it in this situation. This implies she’s defending Anon in the hope of getting him to notice her from their point of view.
You forgot to edit the >
Orthodox
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Fixed!
I'm so glad they finally cleared the air between them!
Now I want pizza.