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Heart of the cards babyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Monopoly folded harder than her cards
Now, I don't know how all of this works, but if the card is misprinted, and was correct later during the production run, wouldn't that make the misprinted card tournament illegal?
Ah, there's nothing more satisfying than dropping a counterspell on a winning gambit.
Well, nothing except counterspelling the counterspell.
I thought misprinted cards were banned from tournaments, no matter the game?
That's one way to cut the deck.
And Cut goes for the KO with Nulling Monopoly's strategy!
What will happen next? Stay tuned for the next Episode of the Long and Short of it!!!
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Nice
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You know what they call a sport that has no rules?
Ballet.
Black lotus is 3 mana and an interrupt, then the card is discarded when tapped, what would need 15 mana? She would've lost to manaburn.
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As said last chapter that's how they can get away with being so toxic, no rules. MM just tried to call the ref cuz she's a baby.
Oh look a massive play undone by a single card.
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I was going to say Calvinball.
Sent her to the shadow realm
Soo excited for the next chapter. I read the original pastebin posts a few years ago and loved it, been re-reading this one as it comes out and have loved the small changes made to make it flow better. This is the best part though since everything up till now has been a rewrite. Keep up the good work and hope the new chapters are even better than the old ones
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You deserve the highest of fives for this, Alfa is fuckin awesome!!
Also fuck GW and their bullshit anti-artist policies.
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Everything's going to continue to be a rewrite. It's still my story.
And that's why, ladies and gentlemen, that most people don't play Yu-Gi-Oh anymore...
Ha ha what a funny version of solitaire
Aaaah, good ol counterspell. And they never learn. Always casting, never looking to see if I’m willing to let it resolve. Most of the time I do only to bounce it back to their hand and counter it later on anyway. Somehow I still have friends...
Anon better follow through with that promise he made. I get the feeling that Cut's going to need it after all this.
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If thats true you should probably throw a spoiler on that.
That kinda made me realize who our cloak friend might actually be instead of my original thought.
Unless of course I'm now completely wrong with your misdirection .
Edit:
NVM just remebered his eye color.
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I stated that this is fresh content for me, and it's pretty explicitly implied in the story
>Rich white unicorn noble stallion
>Hiding their identity with magic and a cloak
>Blueblood is namedropped
I mean I had a hunch before they dropped his name but that basically confirmed it for me
Wow. That made the Yugioh anime seem tame. lol
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Ah, I miss-read what u said.
Don't know if that's spoiler warning material or not.
*shrug*
Depends on the person.
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"I SACRIFICE MY TWO MONSTERS TO BRING OUT MY BLUE EYE WHITE DRAGON! NOW PREPARE TO EAT IT Novkit! "
"Huh, tap hole."
"FFFFFFFFFfffffffffgg"
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I like this, and the ProZD one.
I just got first-turn Exodia'd!
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If there's no rules, then why is there a ref?
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Whoops, sorry about that Shpoople, I fatfingered a button
A very.. strange.. chapter in my opinion. But except for the level of trash talk, this is pretty much what I would've expected at this sort of tournament.
Why do I feel Luna gonna pull some yugio stuff and say if she wins cut has to let her into the herd or something else as yugio esk in this situation
Wow, Cut won her first match without taking any damage the whole game. Well, no damage to her life points anyway. But I got to be honest, I was waiting for Monopoly to say something like "Play your next pathetic card, Paste!" Either way, that was a good match, and the ace attorney style lose was amazing.
For reference:
https://youtu.be/hIsvgy13lo8?t=100
I thought all the lotus cards were banned from tournaments? Even then the limit for non basic lands (factories) is 4 max in a deck. Though considering that black lotus is estimated to be worth $40000 a card, even selling up to $160000 in auction, along with the "miss-print" I'm thinking her deck is full of fake\counterfeit cards.
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Depends on what rules they are following, since mana burn has been removed from MTG for 12 years now, it would only apply if they were playing by classic rules.
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Just to escort ponies out in the event of imminent property damage and make sure the tournament actually runs to some degree. And flip the coin.
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Cyber is similar, but not 1 to 1 the same game. Real reason is the chapter was too in the weeds already and I wanted to simplify it somewhat. That's why monopoly just tries to wipe her out in one turn with that card.
Cause she's probably bribed the judge
The answer is probably: "Almost everything she owns"
Are you actually allowed to do something like that... I mean I'm pretty sure she's bribed the judge but still
So she's not just bribing the judge
Now that one is gonna hit hard
...really
...*looks towards a certain blue Alicorn*...didn't know Luna was a stallion
Hah, nice
straight to the fucking shadow realm
Monopoly: where the fuck am I?
Sombra: fuck if I know, been here for ages now
Damn. I have only played Magic a few times and never had my own deck but I was decent with whatever deck my friend handed me and I was right there with Cut. I knew exactly what was going on the whole time and that felt nice.
That mysterious, cloaked figure seems interesting. Too much focus was put on them for it to be a one-off appearance…
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Yu-Gi-Oh in the series cheats all the time and has even killed people in the manga. I don't think the creators give a shit about continuity or rules.
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The ANIME, I said.
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Screw the rules, I have money!
You'd think teat sucking would be on the same level as a BJ, I'm surprised Cut wasn't more excited at that prospect, but I guess she knows he'll do it anyway win or lose. Kinda disappointed to know they've been sleeping together and we haven't got anything from anon showing the differences between his mares. Or am I wrong in that assumption?
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She's identified herself as a NEET (i.e., unless Cut's right and her parents are loaded and gave her a ton of money, MM wouldn't be able to afford multiple Black Lotus cards), and her name is literally Monopoly Money.
I know nothing about Magic. But Black Lotus seems too weak of an analogy for a "car". Would it be better to call it a Black Lexus or something Anon could recognize?
Love the parts about her mental life points.
I'm more into Yugioh then Magic: The Gathering so most of that match went over my head, but still, good read!
"My dear, you're akin to a lighthouse. You're flashy, very noticeable, and everyone avoids you at all costs." If you want a zinger.