A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Oh no.
Why... Why do they always have to tempt fate...
Murphy shall smile down upon Anon today.
Well, phrasing it like that pretty much means it’s guaranteed to go wrong.
Uh oh
Missed one. Also, tempting fate there, Anon...
Probably should be "his".
Anon is going to learn that it's always been the way that fashion is presented, rather than the fashion itself, that determines if something is in or not. Bell-bottoms making a return!? Well, People Magazine said it, so it must be true! And you must never, ever, tell the emperor he is actually naked.
Let's try to be positive; maybe he'll learn how Blueblood is Celestia's nephew. He sure isn't Luna's kid...
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You're right; thanks for the catch! Fixed.
Anon. You of ALL ponies should know by now not to invoke Murphy. He waits for idiots to say them famous last words to get ya...
I love how the comments section is literally just everyone preemptively cringing.
Though, I can't say they're wrong to. I've been a software developer for over a decade now, and if there's one thing that role has taught me, it's that even thinking the words "Well, this deployment should go pretty smoothly" means you're about to single-handedly bring an entire server down.
Astral
Anon, you do realise you can sell that for a shit ton of cash right?
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Whoops, good catch. Fixed
10 bucks says his rep somehow stays intact, but he gets up to some insane anon antics instead
wouldn't be surprised if he was on a train to the kirin kingdom pass out drunk by the end of it
Anon is the only "insane shit happens around him" protagonist I've read that maintains the status quo without pissing me off through suspension of disbelief erasure
Ponepaste don't work =(
Oh he is absolutely screwed. Just look at the reaction to the crusaders when they did a newspaper skit that one time...it gets bad.
well he's screwed
Yeah, somepony should tell the guards to get the fire extinguishers and sedatives ready; they're gunna need 'em.
Uncle Murphy says hello Anon
Oh no, it promises the complete opposite
How have not learned that this world operates on Murphy's Law
Nice
So now I wonder what new line of work Anon will get into once this all comes crashing down around him.
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Its back now
Hmm, seems like my guess was kinda of right from before.
Sometimes in real-life, events don't follow the typical flow of a story. I am fine with reading that.
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Murphy's Law, Anon. Murphy's Law...
May god take pity on your soul.
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Yay!
I hope this is a good opportunity for him to help fix the herd that fancys in
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I wholeheartedly agree!
Well that's going to come back to bite him in the ass...
no mysterious evil?
my expectations were crushed
and my day has been ruined
Jinx
Hey, quick question. Why is this foundation named Piece of Shit?
Lmao, famous last words
I wasn’t expecting Blueblood’s return, but it’s a welcome surprise! This story has a fun take on his character, and he acts as a nice example of how stallions normally behave in this setting.
Somewhere, Discord and Murphy are enjoying some hot chocolate and coffee, respectively, and suddenly the urge to laugh uproariously hits them both.
"Whose the fool who challenged fate this time, you think?"
"Let's find out!"
Cue cackling.
It was at this moment that we knew, he bucked up.
"Fine" might be an overstatement of events to come.
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Likely just an in joke for anyone who speaks French. Because it's just supposed to be fancy French makeup
it begins...
Castles going to end up completely engulfed in flames with thoughts like that.
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One of my favorite bits is "name something in another langue to make it sound fancy but if you actually translate it, it's something stupid".
Uh...
Oh yeah, he's fucked.
On the plus side, Anon MIGHT end up with some guy friends.
He just had to jinx himself didn't he?
Now i think about it.
Anon gives fashion advice on his columns.
What does Rarity do in this verse considering Fashion is a "Colty" thing...
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Well, there are men who are informed about men's fashion in addition to those who put on makeup and it turns out quite well.
Update hype?
Oh boy...
Anon is headed for a "make or break your reputation" situation. I hope things don't go too badly.
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I always felt our calendar system was doomed to fail. Feels like the actual cold winter months are coming later and later. December is supposed to be cold, so when it isn't; it really messes with my head.
Oh no I'm all caught up on this and Life amongst guardsmares, what do I read now!!!!
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Fair enough. Fingers still crossed though!
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I want to have a pegasus to complete the basic set but honestly, I am not creative enough to create another new character that'd organically mesh with the established dynamic. Maybe if I do a sequel or something.