A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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The Cadenzian religion boils down to two key points: Monogamy is the superior relationship, and pizza is the superior food.
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Not to be confused with the Calzonian religion, which emphasizes bigamy and calzones.
How would an amazon and a dwarf even spoon the other way? Face full of shoulder blades.
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Do they like pineapple in pizza though?
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Ah yes, the great doctrinal split that led to the Topping Reformation and tore the Crystal Empire in two.
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We musn't forget Sombra's bold decision to criticize the topping church and making the toppingtant split
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Yes, eating peetzer is mandatory
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Cadence better invite Phas over to have some peetzer in your story at some point or I'll riot
That’s some toxic maresculinity right there.
So, read the first chappy. Amazing.
Now I'm in part 3 of the greentext and am loving it to death.
Thanks for showing me, Bobbles.
So a tall midget
Once again, half-truths save the day
wringer
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Dammit. Fixed!
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You're welcome!
Is the Cadenzian religion some sort of an RGRE Trope? Because I've seen it elsewhere in another RGRE story.
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He can do it on his vacation with Luna after the Gala. Maybe he can bond with Shining over some peetzer.
Uh...we are talking about a pony performing this landing right? She doesn't have ten points to land on. Must be a misunderstanding of terms; see, what we humans call a three-point landing is a landing on both feet and one hand. It's the proper way to come to a stationary landing, combining stable posture, ability to remain alert, and readiness to move again at a moment's notice.
A quadrupedal pony wouldn't go for an x-point landing. Well I mean they'd go for a four-point landing because anything else would be really weird, but they'd have other ways of determining what an optimal or noteworthy landing would be. It'd take equine anatomy into account for one thing, and with the pony in question being of the winged variety the wing position would be a part of her optimal landing posture.
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I would assume it is a scoring reference. As in, ten out of ten points. A perfect landing.
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Yup. Cadence loving pizza is a /mlp/ meme, the Cadenzian idea was created in the RGRE threads when people were brainstorming what Equestrian religions would look like.
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You have it right, it was meant to be a scoring refrence. I don't know enough about gymnastics to use any other kind of reference haha.
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Thanks!
The RGRE is so strong in this story but for some reason i like it idk why🤷😂
Great story so far, though I'm not sure how I feel about the whole "reverse societal norms" Schtick...
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keeps it interesting, so totally worth the rgre
So he dosent. Cool
Too bad you won't be dealing with foals
Clearly Astral knows Pike better than most of her colleagues... the interrogation will happen later
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Honestly, that's actually a fair pony name!
This story is honestly hilarious. I love the gender role swap!
It's rather distressing when misogyny (erm, what was the male equivalent?) is so cheerfully displayed, but so accurately inverted that one can only go "well damn, it do be like that oftentimes"
Ten point landing? How many limbs does this mare have? An X-point landing usually means you landed on X number of limbs!
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The word you're looking for is misandry.
Pike's hope that she is in the clear:
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On the other hand, that is somewhat unsatisfyingly non-ponified, but the closest I can come up with to replace it is misocheiony (from miso- and οχείον/ocheion, a male horse kept for breeding).