A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Could always make an article for the food column over the taste of a good beer. They probably have a wine taster they could get to throw in a few words on it.
DE KYRIN TOOK ERR JERBS!!
...err, stallions.
Welp... he at least accomplished his goal, but will he get out of the room in one piece?
GG
Yes another chapter. So eating this up.
I enjoyed this so much that I even went a head and read the entirety of the green text version. Now I’m stuck waiting for part 6.
In the mean time I’ll just have to wait for this to update.
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DAY DOOK UR JUUUUUBS!
I'm not trying to call you a bad writer, I feel this chapter is wasted for a couple of reasons.
1. No Autumn Blaze. She was one of my favorite characters!
2. Instead of exploring kirin society, you made cheap jokes about pee and horniness. I feel the ruler of kirin would have more interesting things to talk about.
This is still a good story, but I'm disappointed with this specific chapter.
Much more of this and Pike is going to beat Fern to death with her own skull. God forbid if she finds out Fern was hitting on Anonymous.
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this is a low brow comedy I don't know what the fuck you were expecting
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Hey, I do appreciate the deeper analysis. However, this story does not aim nearly that high haha.
As for Autumn missing that was a strategic choice on my part, as I find writing characters with established personalities really hard. Previously when I've tried to use them, I end up (in unpublished drafts) waaay over engineering their dialogue in misguided attempts to keep them from being OOC.
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Only Fern?
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Fair point. Trying to capture the magic of an established character is difficult.
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Sorry. My expectations were high because I loved the kirin episode a lot.
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Well, to be honest these are personal preferences than actual problems in the story. For starters, a favorite character not being in the chapter isn’t a good reason to think a chapter is bad (it’s fine to be disappointed by a chapter, everyone is entitled to have an opinion).
How will Pike not kill the Kiren while they are here?
What will Anon write for his article?
Stay tuned to the next chapter to find out?
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Well, maybe not, but Fern is definitely the one she's killing first just based on how annoyed she seems to be by her specifically.
Anonymous is an honest to goodness saint. I wasn't even in the same room as the kirin, and I'm not a pony, and I'm not fictional (probably), and they still gave me cancer!
Quite an amusing chapter.
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waiting for moar greentext.... love the fimfic version but want to see what happens next
This.. is all just pure gold.
Love every sentence.
Especially big balled goth coltfriend, that just got me good.
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*Crowing noises*
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I just got back from the family emergency Bobbles mentioned in that blog so it'll be a little while.
Anon: hey chief?
Chief editor: Yeah anon?
Anon: we don't run a gossip rag do we?
Chief editor: No, this is a respectable newspaper
Anon: okay, let me just burn three-quarters of my notes, because I was there and I barely fucking believe it myself
Nice chapter, love how the interview goes to hell with the Kirin being unable to filter her words anymore sense the Silence, and it seems that Annon seems to understand their situation and is accepting but even he was reaching a limit and is going to have to scrap most of the interview content, unless his boss goes behind his back for the sensationalism and throwing him under the bus in the process. Was that kirin just incredibly horny in that time or was it really part of her culture, and why does she find Kirin stallions too Mare-ish for here tastes compared to Equestrian one. I am starting to think she was sent as an envoy because they wanted to get rid of her rather then doing real meaningful strengthening of relationships with Equestria and try to overt actually become a vasal state of Equestria, which apparently most kirin want this to happen, but some are attempt of sabotage the process. we got a few glimpses of what the stallion are like which was nice.
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sorry, haven't seen it, hope everything is ok...
next chapter is going to be a B L A S T ! lol
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You're all good. And I'm alright. Deaths are always hard but I'll get over it, get caught up in school, and get back to writing as soon as I can.
I'm really liking this so far.
Looking forward to seeing where this gravy train of a story ends up.
Kinda wierd how this is pretty much the equivalent of if a hot chick walked into a room of guys and they just asked her if she was hired by the princess to be their personal cock sleeve for the night. That’s a wierd thing about RGR fics. They’re supposed to have reversed gender roles but we’re still acting like that only applies half of the time. If a stallion asked a mare if she was there to get gang banged it probably feel a lot different.
Is she somehow related to Rainbow Dash?
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Gotta say this- papers *love* yellow journalism sometimes. Even if it's about beermaking!
I'm wondering if Celestia kept the media away knowing this would be the inevitable result...
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Did you just make a pee joke?!
So the Kirin make alcohol and look similar to each other with little gender difference.
Are they the Equestrian equivalent of Dwarves?
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It's actually a thing, making stories from ridiculous assumptions.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_journalism
"Anon Dispels Beer Fear" sounds like a nice title here for the paper ...
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I know.
I'm just messing with ya!
It begins!
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They also all have manes that almost look like full beards.
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Dwelves
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did you missed the reverse part of RGRE ?
I like these mares!
Me: That's doesn't make it better!!
I hope the Kirin find out Anon is with Pike. That way she came use the yeah me the short one has the hottest Stallion in the city as revenge for the shattering of her nerves
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Ah my mistake!
Was that a 'Karen's beer is free' reference 😎
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No.
God, I am getting less sleep and more laughs from this.
Wait... are they here to ask for males......
Well, about that
That was probably intentional, and if so, rather cunning of her
Probably smart to not put that in there
big-balled goth coltfriend!? This killed me😂
You know what? Maybe he could run a column on Kirin urine....
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PS: The "Kirin beer" picture was itself almost certainly based on the debunked rumour about the similarly-named Corona beer.