A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Nice
Sad for Anon, I’d expect the mares there would be a little too… aerodynamic for his tastes.
"Help, they've got a(n) {item}!" is surprisingly effective at getting security/law enforcement to immediately set upon the wrong party.
Remember that, everyone.
Cue the Pornhub Intro sound?
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This is how Karens attempt to murder people by proxy, and how cities get wrongful arrest/death lawsuits.
And Sgt. Murphy threw his two bits in here for Anon to go the long way to get the inside scoop for his story which Ultimately lead him into the Mare's Locker Room.
As a certain Robot Chicken gag would say:
WHAT A TWIST!!!
and a good looking one at that
lol
lmao, even
Uh oh. Is anon gonna get a hoovsie jock mare on him?
Love it when a plan comes together.
I half expected the chef mare to start screaming about the lamb sauce.
Gosh Imm so happy I found this series it has been a FANTASTIC binge read~
I also want to see Anon bodily toss Pike’s mom out a window with Tk
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And don't forget to add a night castle for intro!
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And look at her like Marigold Heavenly Nostrils looks at everything!
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As security, you'd be surprised how often that doesn't work, I'm not saying it doesn't work I'm just saying that the 5 or so times I've heard that from people only once have they made it somewhere they shouldn't. Usually they'll get directed towards bigger crowds of guards.
you sir cant end a chapter like that. it is a good punchline but what are we suppose to do until the next chaper just hang here off this cliff
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No, I'd probably find it works about as often as expected. The only time I'd expect it would work would be if it was just the one or two guards and the individual with {item} appeared to pose an immediate threat to others if there was not a prompt intervention, and the guards were equipped to actually handle the apparent threat, and procedure either allowed or required them to intervene. That's an awful lot of cheese to line up.
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Suffer in suspense. You should’ve gotten your practice from Between the Lions, doncha know?
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Don't feel bad, you're in good company with all of the rest of us hanging to the edge of that cliff by our fingertips .
Well I may have zero clue what's going to happen next but I ship it.
Please keep it up seeing how this ends is the only thing keeping me here. 10/10
I am reminded of Sebastian's flight from Chef Louie...
Hah, classic anime scenario
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Not sex for sure, but maybe some sexual jokes and a ton of information for Anon's work, maybe some new friends. But no new members for his herd will come out of this interaction, that's for sure.
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But what would even be the pony equivalent lamb sauce, some kind of sheep invented delicacy? A funny name for mint sauce or even a griffon specific dish? Maybe even a complete invention for the sake of funny.
Such questions keep me up at night.
All according to.... plan?
Wonder if that's how anti-teleport fields work, triggering the quantum-disalignment protection to fake that the area inside the field is solid?
Time to get cozy, one celebrity to a group of celebrities. 😇
This was a very fun set up.
Right into the shower!
Nice!
Anon’s gonna have a lot of explaining to do, lol. I love how things kept escalating as he dug himself deeper after using the spell.
Lovin it man!
Ok, alright, liking where this is going…
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… oh, you mean, dismissively? Marigold doesn't look at Phoebe that way.
From the frying pan into a hard place lol
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Well it's not really that bad. Just tell them he got tired of waiting in line. Decided to leave but was boxed is. Being new to teleporting he hessed up and ended up in the kitchen. After running from a crazy mare he slid into a door thinking it would stop him. It didn't to here we are
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Nope, with prideful superiority.
~UNICORN~
And to add insult to injury...
MALE
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my money's on that too; there's no way a city designed by unicorns wouldn't have anti-teleportation measures built into high-security areas
Hey, Ive been reading the story since day one, and at this point it feels like you're just going to tease the primary conflict between Anon, Pike and her mom literally forever.
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I promise it will all come together, but let it never be said that I'm good at pacing things.
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Together? Like matter and antimatter, with a bang and a flash of light?
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Hah!!!!
Hey, SQA, are you ok? Are you still with us? It's awfully quiet from you...
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Yep! I'm still kicking. Life's just been busy and I'd been writer's blocked on this next update. I think I've finally got it figured though and should be able to have it ready soon
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Yay!
Oh my~!
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She was just confused by Anon's word choice
I definitely did not forget that she called herself that, no siree 🤥