A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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That opening sequence made me really sad.
Poor Pike, feeling like she isn't living up to family and societal expectations.
Just gotta have some empathy and everything gets a little better
Man, I am dreading the chapter when Pikes family meets Anon. I KNOW something is gonna go wrong.
Will Cut n Paste join the herd of Nocturnal Pike and Anonymous Find out next time on The Long and Short of it
I'm sorry mam, you wish to name your child
Suck N Buck
...im calling foal protective services
Oh God, her mother is literally the "Ugly Bastard" tag.
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*Cue commercial*
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Inb4 a full blown riot occurs. Considering how she views her family with that dream, it's gonna happen.
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Well that is depressing both for pike and as well for cut both having to endure something they either learned or inherited from their family.
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Oh you know it has to go bad or else we won’t get the drama we need.
If someone makes cut cry again I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself
Man I'm so glad our own world doesn't have as much of societal pressure to conform to gender roles (at least in most places).
Can we get an F in the chat for big tiddy nerd not-yet-gf, lads? 😔
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I love your new avatar. Batpone goes EEEE
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Thank ya! A gift from nogs (same guy who made the cover art) to use as an emoji, but it has many applications beyond that.
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At least, nowadays it doesn't have as much pressure. Barely 30 years ago the 'gendered norm' still had a fairly tight hold on society.
Anon will be good for both Pike and Cut, to let them be who they want to be (at least in private).
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Poor Cut. She deserves so much more, and that goes double for pike!
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For the tig biddies
FAUST I LOVE THIS STALLION!!! HAHAHA~!!!
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Tanks Mr. Such-uh-Tease
I cannot help but think that the day that Anon meets Pike's family is the day that bitches die.
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Yet it seems that Anonymous' Special talent is making mares act all "colty" as they become closer to him.
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Lucky her that Anon being mono-stallion isn't quite as Cut N' Dry as she believed.
I'll let myself out.
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Also, I was expecting Cut to be either a G or an H to change things up a little. But even tho it was a joke/dream sequence, that "glasses" part was hilarious.
Why can't I hit thumbs up more than once? This is really a good story!
I just realised why big teated mares are considered unattractive. It's because of the placement of the teats, they're located near the crotch, big teats would look like balls. Since mares with colty hobbies seem to be frowned upon, based on Pike's backround, having big teats just adds more wood to the fire.
Can’t argue with the last line.
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Eyup...that's a solid statement .
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Its probably an afther-the-fact name imo.
I wonder how nocturnal ponies go about doing gardening during the night, I would imagine there might me some difference in the process. Nice to see some how the pressure Pike was under to conform to her family expectations, as well as what physicals attributes makes for being provocative and get to see glimpse of a how a herd dynamic works, I certainly would have trouble dealing with more then one partner in bed in any case. Nice to see this fic exploring those aspects in both human an equestrian including a bit of the down sides. I wonder what would Pike react when a prospective beta get considered by Annon that she doesn't like and how would she deal with it if he doesn't agree with her assessment, would she be gentle about it, impose herself on to him or just chase the other pare while he isn't looking?
Could also be interesting to see that if Annon is just blind to ponies standards of beauty, even by Pike's own, to the point of dating a ugly mare to them and rely souly on focuses on their personality or tastes. Are ponies all the same in his eyes?
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Or a stage name, like many entertainers that don't want to be easily associated with their work. =D
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I'm actually looking forward to that day!
Much like the dream, I think Anon is doing to "kick ass, and chew gum". And he doesn't chew gum!
And Pike is going to be right behind/beside him!
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Well it could be worse. Ever hear about the one filly named Deepthroat Cockslut?
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oh god, I remember that I shook my head every time I saw it. Was it the train wreck it looked like?
I like these glimpses into the culture and history. Makes the trials they're facing more real and relatable.
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It could be that, or the gender-flipped view guys in RL get if they have moobs (man boobs), seeing as they're largely considered really gross.
I guess it's essentially the same thing.
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That's a valid point, might be a bit of both.
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It was pretty good.
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This is incredibly accurate, because once the mares have foals, their teats will swell, and eventually sag (maybe) and they'll have a "mom bod". And essentially be viewed as older, slower,, less attractive and lose some tone in their marely muscles to other mares, but some stallions may like it.
I'm excited to see how all that gets explained.
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Is this real? Please tell it is and where to find it! Lol.