A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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I'll probably shuffle the first two parts over to the previous chapter after the next chapter goes live, since they really should have been there all along. In my defense, I was feeling horribly lazy that week.
"And there it is, friends!"
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If you're gonna do something girly and still want to exude machismo, just be absolutely jacked and have a tough guy scowl on when you do it. EZ PZ
Wonder how many more steps there are for this spa basket.
Hmm that seems familiar from somewhere, but I cant place it.
Monkey groom, in more ways than one.
Brushie brushie!
chapters like this one really make me want to cheat and read ahead in the green text....
Featured!
Can confirm, the occasional spa day is the fucking shit.
10/10 would recommend.
Pike said it herself; aches and pains she's grown accustomed to were gone. Do you realize how much you lose by having to tune out those aches and pains? Besides the energy, you run the risk of not noticing when something is really wrong until it's disastrously wrong.
That basic level of good care may be like changing the oil in an engine, but every so often, you need to change out other fluids and filters to keep it running will. That's all this is.
Fight me.
Nice
I guess you could say he has a Heart On for Pike?
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Or maybe a Heart Boner?
Anyone who says spa days aren't for dudes is a liar. Go to one once a month and they get all my sore spots and come feeling like a million bucks.
Also anons returned to monkey was pretty funny.
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You were trying to cross the border when you were caught in that imperial ambush
being marely is not avoiding things colty and trying to adhere to a strict doctrine of 'only do marely things'
being marely is doing anything you want with confidence
in this case, pike walking into work all done up and owning that shit
"yeah my coltfriend gave me a spa day."
..
"it's very nice, you should try it sometime"
not only establishes that she isn't afraid to do colty things simply because they're colty, but that she also trusts her colt to do those things for her
Pike’s confidence issues seem to be getting worse. I guess her pride is keeping her from opening up about them? It’s sad, because Anon would totally hear her out. They have a good understanding going between them.
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Tell that to Pike
If Pike keeps up this false bravado, she’s gonna have a mental breakdown. Hopefully it went out The herd at risk.
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I'll do just that when I figure out interdimensional time travel
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I hope you figure it out soon!
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I believe you can do it!
A few paragraphs in and I'm already laughing, love it!
Obligatory Skyrim reference, HOOOOOO!
I said it before and I'll say it again, Pike’s mother really did a number on her
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My dad once did Airbrush Tattoos that last 2 weeks. One of the brushes was a picture of Hello Kitty.
A high school dude literally came up and said he wants a Hello Kitty Tattoo on his face, because he lost a bet with some of his friends. Though my dad doesn't really do the face, because of it being Air Brushes, he couldn't pass that up.
When it was done, though, my dad gave him some words of wisdom.
"Hey, for what it's worth, at least you're man enough to do something your friends ain't got the balls to do!"
Next thing we know, his friends decided to get the same tattoo, but they chose the arm, instead of the face. Needless to say, it was pretty well-received! My brother even got the same tattoo on his face after that was all done.
I can't help but think if pike stopped thinking thisencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNk9A4YVG0Fa0pJTdHei4WK4pyKfnBQknJXQ&usqp=CAU
She could easily be this
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Manliest thing you can do is ignore what people say isn't manly
There's nothing wrong with marely things! Also, it's fine to be queer!
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"Oh, right, sorry. I meant you should try it sometime when you, y'know, GET a coltfriend...."
"Watch out for the head humpers, Gordon!