A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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This is going to end with someone on fire.
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Or someone getting banged.
I feel oddly targeted here.
This is going to end with someone getting a "magic hand punch"!
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Probably both. Maybe even at the same time.
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Probably both lol
lol
Yay you arent dead
Well the party has just started, but we all know a party isn't good till the guards show up "Due to noise complaints".
Nice to see the sorceress robe happened, also I’m sincerely hoping Luna or Celestia crash this party eventually.
Nice
I'm glad to see this story come back. This story is one in a million.
He better make sure his ball bras are all still there in the morning
Always great to get the notification for this story.
her eyes
Been really appreciating how slowly the harem building has been progressing. Usually I hate harem stories, but the way this one is set up I actually get a lot of enjoyment out of it. It seems inevitable that a fourth member is added at some point soon. I hope it's Silken. She could really bring a lot to the table.
New chapter yeses
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For real, you know there's some thirsty mares at that party and Cloak is just a freak regardless.
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Whoops, fixed. Thanks!
This was a nice and satisfying chapter.
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*glares*
Oh definitely, I mean the only other option would be because the forest around the old castle was slowly growing more and more out of control and monster infested
Is this normal for parties, you invite a small group and then suddenly the participants quadruple when a hoard of uninvited people show up?
Always a good idea when you have uninvited guests
"Who touched the thermostat?"
Would be nice if ELwG was update soon and with some frequency again.
Well since then have half the guard one not like the party can be stopped, right? Tacit approval for a good time!
Let's just hope this doesn't end with someone in tears....
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*crosses eyes*
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*snootboops*
Loving the new update. Damn though its relatable when a small gathering becomes a whole big event against people's wishes, hopefully here's enough dip to go around
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"If you don't quiet things down we'll call the Guard!"
"M'am, we ARE the Guard."
Nice chapter. The humor and chemistry between Anon, Cut, and Pike is still going strong. I wonder if Astral really was getting tailed, or if it was just the booze talking?
Ah fuck, I fuckin binged this entire story and I'm not gonna see another chapter for a month. Is a sad day to be a reader.
I absolutely love this story! I think it might be my favorite
Yeah, like one of your bras
Ouch....I felt that!
Bleh, had that happen once, parents were out of town, me and my brothers invited our friends over and one of them told the wrong person, a dozen people showed up we didn't really know...and brought more booze. Turned out ok and neighbors didn't rat us out somehow but my socially anxious self was not having a great time.
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Welcome friend. Sit with us by the fire as we wait.
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Oh my goddess there's another chapter. I think I recall what I last saw and now I'm wondering where the train wreck lies
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Alright. Thank God I brought my portable stick with my expanding marshmallows to wait.
Party crashers. Oof.
-Rub
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We saved you a seat on the boat too if you want, these are lonely seas now, completely devoid of chapters for leagues.
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The sea is a fucking dry wasteland now. The only thing pulling the boat is spite.
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Spite was the Oar I was using to push the boat across, but it being a dry wasteland is new to me,
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I mean the sand is kinda blue.
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If you really don't like it you can demand that they fight a each other for a limited supply of invitations.
Social anxiety is a b!tch
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Which is why it's best to go to a party with a current or retired Marine. Because it's almost guaranteed one of the cops that shows up will also be a Marine so you'll get off with a warning at worst!