A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Well Pike if you weren't hit with the rose tinted glasses then you'd realise that Anon gave you a big clue to his past.
Glad to see that Anon got past his hay fear and is now probably gonna go overboard with his hay intake.
This reminds me of that time I went a whole week without a burger.
I think I need a burger right now....
Loved the idea of this story, so I'm now on part 5 of the green text and can't wait till we get to poker night (another events)!
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try giving up all meat for lent .not doing that again
Anon, you can't eat that many hayburgers at once! They'll go straight to your thighs. And then you'll blow up.
Missed a spot in converting from 2nd person
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I do that every Lent, specifically because it's difficult for me to do, although I think it's time to start giving up something else; the whole point of intelligent deprivation is to force reevaluation of your relationship to the thing you are depriving yourself of. We have enough data by this point to know there can be no further reevaluation of my relationship to meat.
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Whoops. Fixed!
Love it.
Wonder how long it will be before she actually finds out what’s going on.
Salmon Bacon is a thing apparently.
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Once again, Anon has been saved from revealing his human secret.
It is said that childbirth is so painful, that for a few brief seconds, women get to experience the pain that Americans feel when they go two hours without a burger. Truly heartbreaking what Anon had to endure here.
Is there an exact measurement of pike and anon somewhere?
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Not precisely, but...
"hey you know how I was in a magic accident? I used to not be equine"
violà → voilà
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Technically correct, but SQA says nay with authorial fiat; he thinks it's funnier when its wrong.
I wonder how Rarity would react if she found out Canterlot Stallion Fashion's going to be dictated by a janefilly making shit up in a journal collum. She'd flip and try to solve this travesty somehow, I'm sure. To hilarious results
Now that his hay aversion is gone, in a few days Anon is gonna look like a certain puffy fluff pony...
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Considering that its *Rarity* of all ponies, xif anything I. Sure she'd make something to go along with it instead. Probably rock some kind of cultural and fashion related worldview while making a hell of a bit while doing so.
She imagines it as if this is the first time she's thought of it, like it's an initial awakening but earlier:
Would it make sense to swap the two, or call back the second to the first?
This has been a good read.
Came here from the Guardsmares story that Bobble has also been translating.
Started reading at around 6pm, and now it's 1130pm..... I really shouldn't have splurged, but IT SO GOOOOOOOD!
MOAR!
Surprised he hasn't tried to find some Griff's willing to let him eat some meat.
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He mentioned buying ground chicken off a griffon in chapter 5. It didn't go well.
No wa la
Where's the shitposting SQA?
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But steak bruh...
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Oh my Luna thAt image have me such a bad mental image
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Welcome back the club
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The shitpost is she said pic related instead of voilà. Plus Pike always said it like this, Anon's the one who says it like "wa la".
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Tbf I wrote this before knowing of your more subtle shitpost that I outright skimmed over.
Some strong vibes of America from Hetalia in this chapter...
Pike: *smug face* ...you like hayburgers don't ya
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Lololol you're all good!
Oh nice chapter, it was good to see what an actual Stallion behaved as and see a little of what Annon means to them. I am getting the sense that Annon is now hooked on Hay now. Keep it up.
Oh! Oh... Ooooooooh! Misread that as bun for a bit...
I've really been enjoying the fic
Thank you for the talented writing
OOOHHHHH!
Careful Anon those go straight to your thighs, not that Pike will complain though.
This was a cute chapter. I'm wondering if there wasn't some foreshadowing with Pike's mother.
Sorry about that folks, fat-fingered the Publish instead of the Edit button.
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Damn my emotions have been thoroughly played with, thought we was about to get that good good :V
Joking btw it happens, it's all good
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It's fine, it happens.
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Ah, so that's why this is in hot again. It's ok, we all make mistakes.
Im alittle upset he actually ate the hay. I liked that he had an aversion to it. Kept him grounded as a human in this HIE instead of just another pony oc.
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Anon initially thought that way too, but eventually he realized that hay is just a component of his diet, not part of who he is as a person.
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That has some strong Green Eggs and Ham vibes in it. The newer version on Netflix is great.
Borgir
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Bunger
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Booger
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Barger (also booger funny)