A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
Page generated in 0.027 seconds
Total duration
631 users online
943,478 hits today, 2,130,388 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Well. Sgt. Murphy has entered the scene and made it awkward at this party. Good thing Anon was able to outshine and help save his marefriend. We will have to see how things turn out for Pike next time on The Long and Short of It!
Dayum.... anon just ripped those poor mares apart... I know the party was well out of hoof but still.... that was quite an impressive outburst. That's going to join the rumor mill and spread to the damdest of places.
And there's Cloak, crossing the line so hard that her subsequent ejection into the hallway was actually a lot less than she deserved.
The worst thing about this story is the long, agonizing wait for SQA to add more .
And on that note, what's up with Everyday Life?
Batman Begins vibes.
Surprised he didn’t just rip Cloak one for taking ‘his’ stuff out of his room and demand that they all leave for being drunken thieves or something.
Moreeeeee so fast as will keep it up yall
"Awkward" just became an understatement by more than 5 levels.
Poor pike.
Nice
How are none of Pike's coworkers well adjusted people? Does the pony military attract a type, or something?
How many chapters long will this story be?
11468145
Muffled cackling
11468092
Agreed
"Oh, shes holding something she stole from my room. What do I yell at them about?" But ah well, lol
11468092
If even more ponies were looking at the apron and Pike herself, Pike would have screamed. He wanted everyone's attention as far away from her as possible. It was intentionally a diversion.
11468166
Idk. Bobbles thinks it'll be around 70ish and after deliberating on what plans I have left I'm inclined to agree
11468166
All of the chapters!
But seriously, I doubt Bobbles has any idea, since he's transcribing a green being done by someone else, and they drop content as their time and inspiration allows.
11468217
11468092
If Pike wasn't having a panic attack about what she reasonably thought was her deepest, darkest secret being uncovered in a life and image ruining nightmare, Anon probably would have done something like that.
But she did, so he didn't.
Excellent chapter.
I’m worried about Anons reputation after this. I know he rationalized it as Stallions are pussies and expected to act as such but I can still easily imagine an alternative scene where he just decks nightstalker in the face for taking the apron.
11468219
And how do you plan to deal with Pike's mommy issues and Cut's sister issues and all other plot lines in just 12 chapters?..
11468295
Sequel! The Tall And Smol Of It
11468145
Nah, seemed pretty accurate to me, for the boots on the ground, anyway.
11468079
That's the point, nopony is going to say a word about Pike's lifestyle, they're going to be talking about her oversensitive coltfriend who went off about nothing and tried to kill them... what a drama king.
Oh cool, Anon can teleport
He can teleport? Is this a new power gained here or something previously established that I've forgotten?
11468145
I imagine the Doylist explanation is that they're dumb jocks in a cartoon sex comedy, so there's no need for them to be well adjusted at all. They're emulating the kind of toxic machisimo that Pike has been struggling with and so provide a reflection of her past and a foil for her growth. Watsonianly, I can only imagine that Celestia doesn't pick her guard for their smarts.
Ah, been a while since I've seen a moment like this:
"I'ma whup your ass for going in my room, I'm whup your ass for ruining my table, I'ma whup your ass for wrecking my floor, I'ma whup your ass just to be safe, I'ma whup your ass to keep things even, I'ma whup your ass so you don't feel left out, and I'ma whup your ass again in case the first one doesn't stick!
"And you, I don't who you are, but I'ma whup your ass anyway. And I'ma whup your ass again because I know the first two won't stick, and then! I'm going to bed."
Cloak took that way too far. Why is she being so malicious? Sure everypony was drunk or worse, but this almost seems planned...
Good on Anon for quick wits and fast reaction thinking.
11468385
spur of the moment, drunk and socially awkward. happens alot. its just pure not thinking it over and thinking its funny. wasnt malicious just really really dumb.
11468295
Well I'm not gonna spoil it! ;), plus that's like the low ball estimate. Especially considering the past three chapters all came from just one "chapter" of my green.
I got to say, even with the puke and the drinking and talking about anal this is the most heartwarming arc of the entire story.
Imagine being at a party with all your coworkers when the office hottie screams at the top of their lungs about how ugly you are and kicks you out.
Imagine going to work the next day.
Pike’s really gonna need a hug after this chapter. I feel bad for her…
Not the nacho cheese on the carpet!
Huh. Would've thought he'd use the whole "You through MY stuff in MY bedroom!" angle rather than a coaster.
11470544
I've already addressed this in a prior comment
Yeah kinda expected that. Cloak certainly owes them a massive apology for completly ruining the night by bringing the gaurd over. I wouldnt be surprised if she got the could sholdure from her boss and sister for months. And lots of punishment detail. I CRAVE violence!
11468612
There has been a murder most foul.
I LOL'ed!
I started from the beginning again this week, and enjoyed it all over again since bookmarking it way back.
It's great having the chapters and getting an idea of the time in the story but I do wonder... How much longer until Princess Luna locks Anon up in the highest room in the tallest tower (again) come early spring?
Love these characters and their foibles. The big balled ex-human is doing a great job.
Not using coasters is like playing with fire near high explosives...
dang, Anon was so over the top, he learned how to teleport.
11488442
Web novel/rough draft/4chan shitpostting
11471350
"My little spreg" huh? Well, aren't all ponies are? Because cutimarks are really similar to Special Interests of people on spectrum...
11490194
You know I could see it. Everyone has a dozen headcanons about how cutie marks actually work, imagine if that was the secret to their function. It wasn't some destiny thing or anything, it's just whatever thing they ended up hyperfixating on haha.
Extra S in She there
11512646
Fixed!
When did Night Glider get here? Thought Night Sky was the one at the party.