A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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I wonder when he’ll put two and two together.
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Let us just take a moment to consider that hidden dealings and interactions, and probably more than one state secret, are being shared in exchange for lewd pictures. And not even really good ones.
And so it was that Anon became the first E-Boy. It was all downhill from there.
Don't push yourself too hard at updating this, man. We can wait.
Awh man! Did he reinvent Halo?!
I hate to be the guy to ask this, but will this new story affect the frequency of the updates of Everyday Life with Guardsmares?
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There will be no effect.
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Agreed. I don't want to suffer a long hiatus like in Everyday life with Guardsmares.
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Don't worry, things will be okay on that front EDLWGM will continue with each new installment of TheManFromAnotherTime's greentext, and I'm taking it slowly with TLASOI to give SQA plenty of time to continue/wrap things up.
DAAAAHHHHH!!!!! damn it ok, fine. now i'm interested. one critique....
IT'S TOO DAMN SHORT!
enough with the purr whirr thank you sir and put some gods damned meat on 'dem bones!
any story with this good of a flow needs more than just a wink and a blow. size really does matter, trust me even my mares say so!
wait - what? are you...?
:::author:::
*zzZzZZzZZZZzzzz.......*
figures.
She is going to be disappointed on the lewd front I imagine.
😎👌🔥
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Just like in real life. Personally, I prefer the story of the Royal Tank Regiment commander leaking classified documents to win an argument online. Less cringeworthy than yet another Indian asking for bobs and vagene. Probably less damaging of a leak too, all things considered.
If it's not a game in anyway, then I'll be dissapointed Anon!
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Dammit, this really is the weirdest timeline. Although, I shouldn't be too surprised at all about this. I just watched Rimmy's vid about this British Student called 'Lord Miles' hanging in Afghanistan, Kabul, while the Taliban are taking over. The dude, Lord Miles, got an Afghani Interpreters name leaked, and also revealed the location of a UN Safehouse, through some DM's he had with a friend, who posted them to Facebook. Luckily, nobody seems to have died because of this... yet. It's still early. But yeah, I should really lower my expectations.
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Is that more or less stupid than the Biden Admin. possibly outing CIA agents and definitely outing the existence of Doha station because they used a photo from back in March since Biden was too busy dodging questions and reporters to take a new one?
While it is his fault that he told that friend it’s not his fault his friend posted it unredacted to Facebook. Still, I find it more forgivable than the two I mentioned earlier.
Meh. Nothing’s gonna happen. Well, to the U.N.(?) safe house that is, the ’terp’ is either already out or fucked. The safe house is probably not important; the Taliban knows that openly killing Westerners is the one thing that might give the warhawks enough leverage to send troops in. The last thing they want is the West to back and make more of a mess as it will cost them support and risks materiel† they’re going to sell to rebuild. Or embezzle.
† At the moment the U.S. can’t really bomb the equipment they’ve left behind since it’s now in Taliban custody. To bomb it risks giving the Taliban pretext to butcher Americans trapped there. Something like, “Leave Habibi and his new Humvee alone! He deserves it after all the death and destruction you’ve caused! No, we can’t give up those Bradleys! We need insurance from Chinese/Russian/[insert villain‐of‐the‐week here]’s Aggression! …oh, and those Blackhawks can be converted for civilian use! Torch even one vehicle more and any Americans left are fair game!” Bombing them after all American citizens are out is a surefire recipe for another decade of heightened terrorism. The Taliban will probably also have some former government officials “die” from the bombing so as to prove their innocence vis‐à‐vis the rumours regarding them “cleaning house” and to further sully the U.S.’s reputation.
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While I understand the temptation of discussing these hot button issues, please don't use the comments section as a forum for politics.
looking forward to the next chapters!
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Aye, I wasn't looking to introduce anything political. Rimmy's vid doesn't involve anything political. Some Brit' screwing up isn't political; it's just a tragedy. I was just agreeing with Xoid's original post. But this is your stories comment section Bobbles, so if this stuff needs to go, then all you need to do is ask and I'll delete it. I'd like to say I understand where your coming from, alright?
Oh, this is going to be a fun ride!
... damn phrasing.
This is great!
Nice to see this story get updated on here. While it has its issues, it is an enjoyable story to read all together and I enjoy watching the author play with the most stereotypical interpretations of Human genders and slapping them onto their pony counterparts.
I wish there were more RGRE stories though
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Oh, took me a while to realize
Like it matters fucker😂
I just realized... me having five siblings would be considered a medium sized family in this universe. Dang.
It's kinda sad really
7 sisters?
Jaune? That you?
And i guess my 3 sisters and 1 1/2 brothers would be smallish medium fam.
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Admittedly, if the “average” herd is three mares and one stallion, then you’d need four children on average just to keep your population from shrinking. As such, 5 or 6 kids would probably be the equivalent of 3: slightly more than usual, but nothing crazy. Fuck, even Pike’s big family isn’t too crazy: two have had two kids, the other two have had three kids (compared to actual Mormons or other really big families IRL where one mother has 8 children).
Fun fact: shaking Polaroid pictures doesn't actually speed up the chemical reaction, but it sure feels fun!
Bro trading feet pics for info 💀
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