Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

Anon and Luna find themselves engaged after a night of drinking. Neither are too happy about the situation.

Cover art by NixWorld.

King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.

Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.

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3/14/24 Still Alive Edition

There's only one pony in Ponyville that the Mane Six have never met. Pinkie Pie has never thrown him a party, Applejack has never sold him a mug of cider, and Twilight has never seen him check out any books. And as far as that unicorn, Lapis Print, is concerned, that's exactly how it should be.

Lapis can't risk them knowing where he lives, what he does for a living, or even what his name is - if he gets his way, the Mane Six won't even know he exists, and nopony in Ponyville will miss him once he's gone.

It should be a piece of cake - after all, it's not like the biggest magical power in Equestria is about making sure everypony looks out for each other, right?

(Rated Teen for language - mental cursing mostly.)

Charles Williams went to work that day thinking it would be another normal day, what he got instead was much worse. Burned and broken in a horrible accident Charlie finds himself in the home of a very kind caretaker with almost no knowledge of how he came to be there. The weirdest thing about it all though is his caretaker is a butter yellow, pink-maned pegasus. As Charlie learns more about the world he landed in he starts to wonder if he'll ever be able to get back home or if his new friends would let him go that easily.

In unknown circumstances, Ichigo's inner Hollow (in its Vasto Lorde form) has found it's way to Equestria (thankfully, with sentience). Couple this with the fact he's got some memory loss, and Equestria could be in some serious strife. As if he wasn't dangerous enough...

*I've taken this story up at the permission of Bradledew Ender, so I'm thanking him for giving me something of a plot to work with.

*Thanks, and all credit, to the unknown person for making this picture, even if they don't know about it.

Also, tags will be added as the story goes. Or removed, whichever happens.

I was a fairly normal guy... I thought I was happy too... until I was whisked away to take part in some kind of godly competition in a world that I was just introduced to... now I'm wandering the land of Equestria and beyond, and let me tell you, I prefer the show. What's worse, I'm possibly the ugliest creature under the sun. ...ah well, Que Sera Sera. This is my story. Let's see if you can learn from my mistakes.

Set in the Chess Games of the Gods Universe, it's a really good setting and community. Features one or two elements from the Elder Scrolls series. I beg you to give the story a chance. I thought it would be interesting to see what would happen to a person who came to Equestria and was turned into something not even remotely handsome or attractive, even in an animal sense. In other words, a sload.

Relax, Read and Review. It helps me a lot.

A 30 minute writing challenge to take as many Mary Sue tropes and ideas as I could think of and put them all together. As the short description reads, a Mary Sue character who is supposed to be an everyman but is actually nothing more than a thinly disguised author self-insertion.

It's not intended to be taken seriously and It's written poorly on purpose.

Alex Mercer had just killed Heller and got himself to start a family (sort of). All that goes down the drain when Blackwatch makes another retarded scheme to get rid of him and his new daughter, Aria Mercer. Surprisingly, it works. But instead of tearing him and his daughter up in a black hole, it sends them to Equestria. How will Alex deal with the ponies AND his daughter, fangirling all the damn time?

Boring life. Boring job. Boring friends. Would I trade it all away for a new life in a new world?

Hell no.

Do I get a choice in the matter?

Fat chance.
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Not HiE per se; more like (Insert creature here)iE. No Mary-Sue, no self-insert; just a regular, cynical guy whose life became a bit more...Chaotic.
Not a 'Human in Equestria turned pony' story.