• Member Since 14th Jan, 2018
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I became a Brony in the summer of 2017, and I'm also obsessed with dinosaurs, science and friendship.

About me

  • Full name: CLASSIFIED (I don’t have to tell you my real name because I don’t want to be bullied of being a secret Brony)
  • Gender: Male
  • Born: Puyallup, Washington State
  • Age: 18
  • Date of Birth: Nov. 9, 1999
  • Favorite Hobbie: Reading/Writing
  • Favorite Food: Pancakes
  • Favorite Place to Visit: At a Museum or Science Center
  • Favorite Movie: Jurassic Park or Jurassic World
  • Favorite Book: Non-fiction
  • Favorite Animal: Great White Shark
  • Favorite Color: Blue
  • Phobia: Bees and Wasps
  • Favorite TV Show: Mythbusters
  • Favorite type of music: Country
  • Likes: Dinosaurs, animals (alive or extinct), space, science, technology, harmony, goodness, friendship, family, video games, movies, God, Jesus, good sense of humor, fun facts, documentaries, reading, writing, country music, cool explosions, volcanoes, sharks, museums, national parks, good people, My little Pony, romance (heterosexual kind), adventure, action, excitement, great storytelling, drawing, being funny to make my friends laugh, movie monsters such as Godzilla, positive reviewers who talk about my story, proofreaders/editors,
  • Dislikes: Bees, wasps, killing animals, conspiracy theories, satanic rituals, racism, Satan, demons, aliens (only if they're evil), roller coasters, global warming, boring monster drama movies and tv shows (like Twilight), blood and gore (only if it depends on humans), low-budget movies and tv shows like The Asylum, bad sense of humor, cussing, mean people, act of certain sexuality (homosexuality and bisexuality), completely non-constructive criticism, bullies, people who didn't understand me as autistic or nice, gossiping, anti-science, atheism, disharmony, nightmares, jump scares, scary/disturbing/disgusting images, sexuality and nudity in movies and tv shows, my little pony villains (the formed ones is all that matters),

About MLP:

  • Favorite Episode: Magical Mystery Cure (I know most of you don’t like that episode, but I’m not mad at it)
  • Least Favorite Episode: To Where and Back Again
  • Personal Favorite Character: Twilight Sparkle
  • Second Favorite Character: Pinkie Pie
  • Favorite Princess: Princess Luna
  • Least Favorite Character: Queen Chrysalis
  • Favorite Non-pony Character: Spike (I just don’t have one, but I like Spike)
  • Least Favorite Non-pony Character: Diamond Dogs
  • Favorite Villain: Nightmare Moon
  • Favorite Creature: Timberwolf
  • Least Favorite Creature: Changeling

Top Ten of my Favorite Dinosaurs:

  1. Tyrannosaurus Rex
  2. Utahraptor
  3. Allosaurus
  4. Velociraptor
  5. Apatosaurus
  6. Stegosaurus
  7. Spinosaurus
  8. Triceratops
  9. Carnotaurus
  10. Ankylosaurus

Latest Stories

Blog Posts


Paleo Profile: Tyrannosaurus Rex · 4:30pm July 18th

Name Meaning: Tyrant Lizard King
Length: 40 feet
Height: 15 feet
Weight: 7 tons
Diet: Large and sometimes armored dinosaurs
When: Late Cretaceous, Maastrichtian
Location: The United States and southern Canada

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Twilight in my shower · 2:59am July 24th

While I was about to take a shower, I found my roommate, Twilight, in the shower while singing like a cheerleader. I just can't believe that I saw her right here in my shower with my own eyes. Twilight saw me and she wasn't shocked because she's a pony you know, and she says. "Oh, hi."

I asked her. "Twilight, what were you doing?"

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TOAST!!! · 6:41pm June 18th

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For the comments that are helpful on blogs.

1: Because the fossilized remains of Dinosaurs are older than what some faiths believe the Earth to be; therefore Dinosaurs go against teachings of certain faiths.

2: Because the fossilized remains of Dinosaurs are regarded as evidence of the Evolution process; which argues against Creationism.

Humans are more apt to argue than they are to compromise. Simple as that:pinkiesad2:

If you're gonna subscribe to a channel that uses poking fun at tropes, dated concepts, and one-liners as a business model; then you don't get to be offended when he picks up something you like.

Thanks for the helpful infomation by the way.

Thank you for the follow :yay:
May I ask how I earned it?

You're welcome. :twilightsmile:

You could check out my stories, if you want to.

Thanks for the follow!

I didn't dislike them. I'm not sure where you got that idea from.

It's okay. However, you don't have to dislike them if you don't want to read them.

Hope you won't be offended if I say no. Alternate universes involving things outside of canon disinterest me somewhat.

You could check out my stories if you want.

I just followed you because I saw you multiple times, so you're welcome.

What made you decide to follow me, out of curiosity?

Weird, it didn’t list you as one until just recently. Oh well.

I just followed you, but you're welcome.

Also, mind if you could PM me? I was just want to ask you something related to the group I joined.

Don’t worry interloper, we all make mistakes.

Try "Jack Patrick: The Secret World of Mesozoica". It's not completed yet, and you may review it again once it's complete if you want to.

Hello there!

I will be reviewing one of your stories for Pleasant Commentator. I have a long-standing rule that asks you to limit your review requests to a single story, and I see that I have two of yours. Please let me know which of the two stories you think is your best effort, and I will review that one. Thanks!

Am I the only one who can imagine King Sombra as Gannondorf?

Comment posted by xombiekilla deleted September 9th

BINGO And Bingo was his name o!

You can check out my stories if you want to. If you're not interested in them, that's fine.

Ok i'll be honest with you. I'm just looking for someone to read my stories. There's still more to come in the future for that story. But it's as funny as I can make it be.

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