For so long, Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow stood paralyzed in their stone cacoon; unable to move. To speak. To do anything. But that didn't mean they couldn't see or hear everything around them. For age after age.

But now they've been released from their confinement and are free to bask in a changed world. Unfortunately, the trauma of their ordeal doesn't just fade away.

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I was drunk when I wrote We're Trapped in Stone, and We Must Scream.

Hellooo, my subjects! It is I, the King of Madness! Like a bean burrito, I have returned with a vengeance. Gone are the days of depression and wallowing; you're looking at a new and improved ruler. And I have things in store that should prove to be quite interesting. Catch you all on the flip side (whatever that means).

Oh, baby, it is good to be back!