You'll have to forgive the absence of my literature tonight, I was a very busy Draconeqqus today!

Chapter update will be tomorrow, and twice as long.

My buttocks await your spankings!

My story, Discord's Diary has stayed in the feature box for 2 minutes, 34 seconds, 169 milliseconds! I counted every moment!

I have validated my life with this brief spotlight, as it glazed over me in such beautiful, delicious brevity. I couldn't be happier! Really, guys!

Oh! That must be the police department! Wow, they respond to hostage situations quick!

Lol, don't get freaked out, I'm not holding anyone hostage. XD

I just got my first story ever into the featured box!

Oooooooooooohhhmygod I am so happy right now I can't even tell you, thank you so much everyone for being awesome, and I wanna thank Leonardo Dicaprio for never winning an Oscar and staying just like us here on Fimfiction

with no Oscars.

Well, the first chapter of Discord's Diary has been far more successful than I could have ever hoped! I just want to say thank you to everyone who has read the story and helped make it so popular. Secondly, I am here to remind you that this story is updated weekly. That means every Tuesday, Discord brings you his latest shenanigan.

(This has become the biggest lie of my existence)

Why he is asking me to post it here is beyond me... But I'm not one to judge.