Why, you ask? Because of this:
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My buddy DEF-Pwny made this song based on A Most Wondrous Night. If you're reading this, DEF, thanks.

Also, I plan on releasing chapter 2 of The Investigation of My Life early next year, probably in early January. Around the time of my one-year on this site. That is all, carry on with your normal lives.