Take Me To Tortilla Land is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever written. It's a gigantic in-joke, a jab at one of my friends and coworkers, and so despite having ~1kish views, it only ever got 20 likes or so. (I like to pretend most people open the story, start to read it, and then quickly close out of their browser as their eye twitches.)

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