WHAT TO HECK IS A SWEET 16 · 5:51am May 20th, 2014
Howdy all you hooligans, visitors, loyal followers, passerbyers!
Finally, I can smell the sweet 16 in the air, and let me tell you, it smells like sweaty teenagers who are lusting for pizza and sex. Today, I become one of them. HOOAH!
Kidding, kidding! In all reality, it smells like the American tradition of literally stuffing yourself sick with food and partying with friends! What a time to be alive -