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Jun
3rd
2020

Cheer Squad · 9:51pm Jun 3rd, 2020

"Uh... Guidance Counselor Triscuit?"

"Trixie."

"Trixie?"

"Yes, one of my grrrrrreat and powerful students of friendship?"

"I wanna make Silverstream happy. It's her birthday, or whatever, and I wanna see what I can do for her."

"Well, how am I supposed to know?"

"I dunno. What does she gush about? And don't act like she's not here for hours and hours talking about one-"

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Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Jumped! · 11:06pm Jul 15th, 2020

(Oculus stood in front of a mirror, using a knife and grazing it upon his longer hair...)

”Oculus, what are you doing?!” *rushes over*

”Oh, heh... I-I’m cutting my hair before I go hang out with Bezier.”

”Oh. Well, I-I always liked it long...”

”R-Really...? I always thought it made me look weird.”

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Jul
21st
2020

Maybe · 6:37pm Jul 21st, 2020

“Heyyy~”

”Go fuck yourself.”

“Only if you watch me~”

*groans*

Report ItsGriffy · 123 views · #Oculus #Haru #Hazbin Hotel
Jul
14th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Execution · 4:37pm Jul 14th, 2020

*watching from afar in some random bar* ”There’s no way he won’t feel this one, heheh...”

*giggling* “Okay, slow down.”

”I’m facking—“ *hic* “—invincible!”

(Oculus begins to take the first sip of his sixth mug of cider...)

”He thinks it’s salt... but it’s actually sodium cyanide! Muahaha— I really need to work on my evil laugh.”

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Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: The Unraveling · 12:25am Jul 15th, 2020

”Mom, come on—“

”I just wish you could be more like your brother!”

”I don’t have a brother—“

”Whatever, it’s just... writing isn’t a real job.”

”Except it is! Even if it isn’t, I could at least move in with you until I get back on my hooves, and—“

”Son, you’re nineteen. Get a life.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 169 views · #Oculus #Ocellus #Pentagon
Nov
7th
2020

Bitterness · 6:33pm Nov 7th, 2020

Bezier looked to her left. There he was.

Pharynx was leaning against the corridor wall, not doing anything. Even then, just seeing him made her blood boil. She had no idea why, as to what had happened was “in the past now” but she was still pissed the hell off.

He was the one who caused all the crap that happened a few months ago! And did he show any regret? Hell no.

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Jul
17th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Getting Confronted By Your Victim · 12:50am Jul 17th, 2020

*cough* “I’m—“ *gag* “I’m coughing up— oof—! I’m bleeding!!”


”Juvenile assault...”

”I-I just don’t know what... what happened...”

”You’re... you’re just being more violent, it doesn’t solve anything.”

”Well, what was I supposed to do?!

(Everything went quiet, and Oculus was breathing heavily...)

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Report ItsGriffy · 120 views · #Oculus #Ocellus #Pentagon
May
28th
2020

Hide Your Waifus! · 1:03am May 28th, 2020

"So I'm not the only one, am I?" *points at his user page*

"Not exactly. Come on, Ocellus. I thought you knew this! The joke's getting too stale for me to use it in almost every blog now."

*sigh* "Okay, fine. At least let me read over it to- Hey, I'm the first one!"

"Mhm. Of course!"

"Wait- Professor Fluttershy?"

"I didn't think you'd freak out that much."

"Smolder?!"

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Jun
5th
2020

Why Young Oculus Never Grew His Hair Out · 2:59pm Jun 5th, 2020

To all who aren't aware, this is a screenplay. A little bit on why Oculus tries to be a bit less toxic than he used to be, and why he could never grow his hair out when he was younger.

I'm a big animation meme fan, and when I heard this song:

I was able to come up with this screenplay. I hope you all enjoy it, or whatever. Let me know what you think, and how you're interpreting this all.

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Jul
20th
2020

She Likes Animal Crossing · 4:43pm Jul 20th, 2020

”Oculus, if you ever get Animal Crossing, would you have an Animal Crossing wedding with me?”

”Of course, my dear.”


(Haru lay in a bright pink wedding dress atop Oculus’ back on her 3DS playing Animal Crossing, while Oculus was in a tuxedo and on his Switch playing it as well...)

“Why did I say that...?”

Jul
22nd
2020

Passion Fruit’s Secret · 1:47am Jul 22nd, 2020

(Ocellus hears shouting from the other room...)

*coughing up blood* “Please... don’t do this...”

(The room is a wreck when she sets foot in, furniture thrown, broken wood on the floor, shattered glass as well, and Oculus looking injured and bloody as ever...)

”Oculus!”

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Jul
22nd
2020

Falling Out · 9:17pm Jul 22nd, 2020

(Ocellus was sitting peacefully in the living room, and suddenly, a giant portal opened in the ceiling with two creatures falling out of it. Then, it closed...)

”Oof!”

”Agh!”

(Passion Fruit, in his pony form, and Oculus were now lying on the ground, one on top of the other, and both groaning in pain...)

”Okay, look... that was my bad. I-I couldn’t control it! You were prodding too much, and—“

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Aug
4th
2020

Wake · 4:17pm Aug 4th, 2020

”Hey, buddy... how’re you feeling...?”

”Ужасно ... я ничего не чувствую ...”

”Aw... he must be feeling really bad, he’s only speaking Umbrumian.”

”Is there any way I could make you feel better...?”

(Umbra chuckles weakly...)

”Страсть ... милый дурак ...”

”I don’t think there is...”

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Jul
7th
2020

This happened with me and my brother a few mins ago. · 7:19pm Jul 7th, 2020

*looks into pot* “...Okay, that’s weird.”

“What’s weird?”

“Bezier! Oculus!”

“...What?”

“The pot is empty! Where’s the rest of the spaghetti?!”

“Simple! We didn’t make enough!”

“Yeah, ain’t it obvious?”

“You two both have like, the entire pot over there!”

“So?”

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Aug
9th
2020

Ultraviolet · 5:31pm Aug 9th, 2020

”Everyone! I have an announcement!”

(Everyone rushes into the kitchen to see Oculus, his burst eardrum causing blood to leak in immense amounts from his ear onto the side of his head...)

”Oh my hive— Oculus, are you okay?”

(Both Oculus’ eyes turn purple as the audio in the room begins to warp, causing a loud, bass sound to emit throughout it and preventing everyone from hearing Oculus speak...)

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Jul
23rd
2020

He Just Needs Advice · 12:31am Jul 23rd, 2020

"I just... I just don't know how to react to him without turning into that. He hates me for the one thing I can't control..."

"Don't worry about him. Oculus is just difficult like that. Besides, you're not alone. I have trouble controlling my, um.... eating habits."

"What do you mean?"

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Jun
13th
2020

Prankies · 6:52pm Jun 13th, 2020

“Guys...? Guys, why is it so dark?” *she turns the light on* “Guys?”

*falls out of a nearby closet, bruised and bloody with a knife in his carapace* “Ocellus...”

*gasps and jumps back* “Oculus! A-are you okay?! And I ask this because you’re obviously not, and...”

“Ocellus.... come closer...”

”Oculus... no... p-please don’t die... not again... please let this be corn syrup again...”

“I...I need to tell you...”

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Jul
17th
2020

His Life Is Going Pretty Okay Now: Confrontation · 10:01pm Jul 17th, 2020

(Pentagon sits behind the glass screen, staring straight into the eyes of his worst enemy...)

“You got what you wanted, didn’t you? What, have you come to harass me?”

”You know, I just realized that my friends have come across a few things. Like, your notebook with every single detail about me and my life.”

”...And?”

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Jun
22nd
2020

Me and Oculus did a thing. · 11:17pm Jun 22nd, 2020

A follow-up skit to our review.

Gray text = Oculus.
Black text = Bezier.

Also, Sandbar is the green text. Don’t ask why he’s here.


*bawling hysterically in room*

*walks in* “What’s wrong, Pharynx?”

*grumbling and sniffling* “Go away, I’ve already lost faith in humanity...”

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Sep
21st
2021

This idea I had · 9:22pm 1 hour ago

Oculus and Umbra watched with quizzical gazes as their lovers tackled each other around the aisle.

”What in the actual—“

”They’re fighting over last pair of Lululemons. Does Babochka want takeout while we wait? Umbra craves hibachi.”

”Ugh, you read my mind, babe.” Oculus grinned as he walked off with Umbra, a smile on his face.

”It’s mine!!”

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