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Jul
25th
2020

Superb Ass · 1:54am Jul 25th, 2020

”Oh, come on, it couldn’t have been that bad.”

(Passion Fruit turns the other way on the couch, hiding himself under the blanket...)

”You can’t say that... you’ve never had a heart attack, and immediately after that, have your pelvis broken by some weird changeling lady disguised as your crush that you’ve never met...”

”Why didn’t you just use your... weird... yellow ether magic to get out of there?”

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Aug
2nd
2020

Tired of Being Tired · 7:34pm Aug 2nd, 2020

“Hey... you okay?”

(Umbra doesn’t answer, instead walking right past Ocellus and taking his seat at the table...)

”So... uh... Passion’s here.”

”...Hi.”

(Umbra doesn’t say anything...)

”Hey, uh... dinner’s ready! I’ll just... go fix a plate for everyone.”

(Ocellus gets up and heads into the kitchen, gesturing to Oculus to continue the conversation from afar...)

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May
31st
2020

Oculus' Puppy (starring my... *ahem* dog) · 2:07am May 31st, 2020

*in a high-pitched baby voice* "Awww, I love you so much, yes! Awww, I love you so much!

*she overhears it from the other room* "What the..."

*he's literally all over a brown pit bull puppy* "Kissy, kissy! Kissy, kissy, kissy!"

*she sees him, trying her best to hold back laughter* "What are you doing?"

"Ahem, I mean, uh, sit!"

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May
30th
2020

Autocorrect (Joke Idea From KittenSneeze) · 4:14pm May 30th, 2020

"How's it back at the hive, Oculus?"

"It's fine, I guess. Sorry I couldn't come with you to whatever friendship school you're going to."

"It's fine."

"Ugh... I just... I really miss you."

"Awww. Really?"

"I miss hating you. Sorry. Autocorrect."

*giggles* "But you said it out loud."

Jun
4th
2020

Just 'Hanging Out'. · 2:28am Jun 4th, 2020

*there's music blasting from Sandbar's dorm*

"What the...?"

*she walks out into the hallway and knocks on Sandbar's door*

*opens the door, and smoke washes from the room* "Dude, you killed our hotbox."

*comes out beside him* "Rude."

*both of them are red eyed*

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Report ItsGriffy · 82 views · #Sandbar #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
27th
2020

Redemption Lunch · 4:19pm Jul 27th, 2020

(Mutated Passion Fruit looks down at Oculus, who is tracing his hoof in circles on the menu...)

”Do you see something you want? Like, maybe we could get you a juicy cut of steak... if they even sell that here.”

(Passion Fruit eagerly nods, then points at a specific part of the menu, but...)

”Okay, you’re gonna have to elaborate. One finger-claw thing takes up the whole menu. Plus, it leaves a lot of scratch marks.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 120 views · #Passion Fruit #Oculus
Jun
27th
2020

Blueberryling · 2:17am Jun 27th, 2020

“Ocellus, stop it, that’s gross!!!

”Woah, woah, what’s going on, here?”

”Oculus tastes like pineapple! Seriously. The taste is the strongest when you lick his—“

”...I don’t even wanna know.”

”B-But Pharynx! Just try him! His locks taste like blueberry!”

”Hm... really?”

”Pharynx, please, don’t—“

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Report ItsGriffy · 225 views · #Oculus #Ocellus #Pharynx
Aug
4th
2020

Broken Carapace · 6:29pm Aug 4th, 2020

”Oh, Hikariiiii!~”

(Oculus did a flip, landing on his hooves and using one of his back legs to kick a dozen blueberry bomb pellets into the iron wall of Hikari’s hideout...)

”Where are you, you trifling little bitch?”

(Flipping back onto all fours, Oculus started scouting through the chain magic user’s ‘house’...)

”Aw, lookie... it’s the poor, lowlife, redemption seeking Oculus...”

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Jul
17th
2020

When Enough Is REALLY Enough · 6:09pm Jul 17th, 2020

(Pentagon decides to turn on the radio...)

”Bezier, no—“

“Hand it over, I got something to say.”

”This is for Pentagon, you big, fat, red, nasty, cherry lookin’ ass bitch,”

“Why’re you messing with my motherfucking friend, with your trifling, dirty, red, bigoted bitch—“

“Bez, calm down—“

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Report ItsGriffy · 113 views · #Oculus #Bezier #Pentagon
Jul
22nd
2020

It’s Hard To Remember · 3:33pm Jul 22nd, 2020

”Have you ever thought that your dad might’ve been the problem...?”

”Well, I know I definitely didn’t like him. People tell me he died in some kind of freak accident... I only found his body, so I guess I didn’t really see it happen.”


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Jul
23rd
2020

Grooming · 2:24pm Jul 23rd, 2020

”Passion, it’s time we took you to get groomed. Your fur’s all oily, and... and I found fruit seeds in some places...”

(Mutated Passion Fruit gets close and exhales a giant gust of air into Ocellus’ face as a retorting argument...)

*glares* “Passion Fruit...”

(Passion Fruit growls back...)

”Fine. Then you’ll let Oculus out of... wherever you sent him.”

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Jul
26th
2020

Feralling · 6:04pm Jul 26th, 2020

”Don’t you miss your mother...?”

”I guess... wait, who are you?”

”Ah, yes... the great, naive Passion Fruit... although everyone’s abandoned him...”

”Wh— no one’s abandoned me! My friends said it themselves!”

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Report ItsGriffy · 164 views · #Passion Fruit #Oculus
Aug
7th
2020

Visage · 11:43pm Aug 7th, 2020

”Calm down, Passion Fruit...”

”Umbra, I can’t! Oculus was there, he... strangled me with his bloody hooves, and now I have bloody hoof prints on my neck. That’s not... that’s not something to be calm about!”

”Passion, очаровательный дурак, this is nothing to be worried about. I’ll tell you what— tonight, before you sleep, let me know, and I’ll be there with you. We can sleep together until bad dreams stop, okay?”

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Aug
9th
2020

Even More Unstable · 3:08am Aug 9th, 2020

“I just... I hate you guys... I mean... I mean, why are you even here?!

”We’re wherever you want us to be, Oculus...”

”But if you wanna get rid of us, that’s just way beyond what we can do for you.”

”Well, you aren’t doing anything for me.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 38 views · #Oculus #Damien #Demitri
May
28th
2020

I'm Not Whiny! · 11:59pm May 28th, 2020

"Ever since I started dating Ocellus, she's been treating me like some whiny thirteen year old. I'm not a whiny thirteen year old!"

"You've been whining to me about this for hours. How many times do you have to repeat yourself?"

"Enough to make a point."

"Alright, alright, I get it."

"Hey, Oculus!" *she hugs him*

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Report ItsGriffy · 91 views · #Ocellus #Oculus #Pharynx
Jun
20th
2020

Frightening · 11:38pm Jun 20th, 2020

”Hey, Oculus? Can you come here real quick? I—“

*gasps and quickly scampers away*

”...Okay.”


*walks into the bathroom and flicks the light on* “Okay, I know you need your space, but this is a little—“

*pulls a giant, wooden cross out of nowhere*
AAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


”Okay. We’re having an intervention.”

*literally shaking*

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Jun
3rd
2020

Telegraph Ave · 12:42am Jun 3rd, 2020

I was listening to this song- Which, btw, the original belongs to Lloyd, I just like listening to Donald Glover(Childish Gambino) UwU - and thinking of a little scenario. See, when I was listening to some songs, I was thinking of Oculus bonding with the Young Six as their boyfriend and this one specifically, I was thinking, like, some sort of tragic romance-whatever between him and Sandbar.

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Jul
14th
2020

The Song · 1:49am Jul 14th, 2020

“Bezier and Oculus will now sing a song for the class!”

“Uhh...”

“Uhh...”

“You did rehearse, right?”

“Of course! Now let’s, uh, sing that song.”

That song?”

“Mhm...”

*both of them clear their throats*

Aug
14th
2020

Stan · 2:13am Aug 14th, 2020

“Jay, what’re you doing this time?”

”Stalking Rainbow Dash.”

”...And you’re saying this openly?”

”Do you know how long it’s going to take before I get that bitch to wear a crop top? Me neither. But I made her one. And when she wears it, I’ll—“

”Be filed a restraining order.”

“Doesn’t matter. I stan that fucking skittle horse.”


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Report ItsGriffy · 66 views · #Oculus #Jay #Rainbow Dash
Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Getting Him In More Trouble · 6:22pm Jul 15th, 2020

“So, I came to talk to you...”

”Oh... w-well... the Great and Powerful Trixie will do her best to insure that Oculus does not do that to himself.”

”Heh... thanks...”

“I’m going to have to go do, uh, Counselor stuff, so... be right back.” *leaves the room*

*sigh*

”Oculus! Get out here, now!

”Wait, wha...?”

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Report ItsGriffy · 136 views · #Oculus #Trixie #Starlight
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