Well, with the fight finally finished, we only have 3 more chapters left till the start of

PONY MAY CRY Part 2: The Bloody Storm

So, in reflection of all that's happened, what are your thoughts on Vergil as of now?
How high does our favorite half-demon rank on a scale of 0 to 10 to Gilgamesh?

Good news, everyone. The chapter is 95% finished. Yes that is correct. 95%. Trust me I know how to calculate the quadratic formulas within the English language...

SHUT UP! I'M SMART!

But, there is a teensy bit of a spoiler. This chapter is the chapter to end the fight between the two brothers.
Why am I telling you this? (Because I'm a dick!)
Simple. I want your thoughts and predictions on who you think will be winning this fight.

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Good news, everyone! The computer is fixed and the Dirty Deeds were Done Dirt Cheap! (The judge won't ever find that IT's body where I hid it.)

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Good news, everyone. If you read this in the voice of Professor Farnsworth, then congratulations, you get a suppository.

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Happy Father's Day, everyone. Let's take the time to give a special mention to the Best Father ever... of all time!

Because I want to keep good on my word and I did promise you that the wait for this chapter would be nowhere near as long as the last few, I've decided to post a quick tidbit of what is to come for both our heroes and villains. Mind you, this is just but a taste of the Hell that I'll be writing.

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Chapter 23:

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I do believe the title says it all. What is your least favorite genre when it comes to literature?
It's something I never really had time to think about until I saw the ghastly amount of FlutterCord stories flooding this site like the waters of New Londo.
(Surprise, surprise! I don't like Fluttershy x Discord. I WONDER WHY!)

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Yo! Now before any of you get frustrated, I wanted to say that I am in fact working on the new chapter. No breaks or days off this time, I'm 100 percent dedicating myself to getting this new chapter down.

Now with that out of the way, I thought I'd share with you something I made to ease the tension of the previous chapter and to reward you all for being so patient with my procrastinating ass.

Enjoy

So with the release of the latest chapter and given what tidbits of info we got out of it, I have to ask.

On a scale of 0 to 10 to Gilgamesh, how high does Vergil now rank on the Douchebag scale?

By the way, here's the Gilgamesh rating for reference:

Today was a rather tragic day as the world lost one of the greatest icons of Horror ever to exist.
Mr. Giger was injured from a fall and hospitalized with severe injuries. He died this morning at the age of 74...

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May whoever green lighted this DLC and script rot in Hell for eternity...
also may their mothers be forever ashamed of them for such awful writing.

Please. PLEASE. I fucking dare anyone to try and defend this shit. I await whatever horrible excuse for an argument you plan on presenting to me.

Ok. So for those of you wondering, I took about a month's rest so I could recover from the Hell that was chapter 21. On the rather unfortunate spectrum, I have to say that I've been busy as of late: job, bills, going out with friends on alcohol fueled whims, fixing up the house and junk. But I digress. I am working on Chapter 22 and while the progress isn't moving at the speed I want it to, I just want you all to know that I haven't forgot about the story and that I'm still working on it..

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Heyoooo!
So, I'm gonna disregard the formalities for now. Mostly because I haven't the time nor will to type out pointless, long winded introductions.
So I'm just gonna come out with it. What are your absolute favorite songs or albums?
Why are they your absolute favorites? What makes these songs so special to you?

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Good evening, my beloved readers. As I continue to type away my life like that of a stenographer hopped up on heroine, I really began to wonder just what sort of direction this story will take after the upcoming five chapters that'll end Part 1 of Pony May Cry.
While I'm left to contemplate on how to advance Part 2 and onward, I do have to ask you all something.

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Hello everyone. I come to you all with wondrous news of my experience with the anal devastator and posterior pulverizer that is Dark Souls.

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Good day, everyone. While it may sadden both myself and many others on this site to say this, I feel as though I have no other choice at this point. You see, I awoke this morning with a rather stunning revelation in reference to all that I’ve accomplished in my life.

- I graduated in the top 10 percent of one of the largest highschools in Texas with honors.

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So in honor of this special holiday, I thought I'd make an homage to romance.
Performed by everyone's favorite Demon Hunter.

Well, I've been working myself to death trying to get this chapter exactly how I envisioned it and I'm happy to say that I've made some serious headway.
The chapter is about 70 Percent Finished! With all the expository BS out of the way, I've been spending a good while focusing on the action.
However, I'm more than happy to give you all a preview as a sort of promissory note that good things are coming to those who wait.

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Place ya bets here! Come one, come all! Prepare to get your front row seats to one of the bloodiest battles to ever take place in all of Equestria!

Hi everyone. Hope you're all enjoying my constant updates of Pony May Cry. But with this chapter, I'm simply left to ask as I work endlessly on it:
What are your thoughts on the upcoming chapter? Who do you think will win? What do you think will happen? Who will get the Strawberry Sundae?

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Well thanks to my artist, SpiritsRise, helping me out of a pickle with the upcoming, action packed chapter, I'm happy to reveal:

THE UNFINISHED SKETCHES OF DANTE AND VERGIL'S DEVIL TRIGGERS!

Get hyped everyone! The confrontation is within just a few thousand words and nothing is going to stop me from making this story's payoff worthwhile.