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Jul
26th
2020

Animal Control Is Annoying · 9:33pm Jul 26th, 2020

”Hey, Saturn~”

(Saturn aggressively sips her tea in order to self consciously ignore him and hide her burning blush...)

”Satuuuuurn~”

”....Mm...”

”Saaatuuuuurn~”

”...W-What?”

(Passion nips her ear, then whispers...)

You’re gay.

(Saturn huffs, then punches Passion in the shoulder...)

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Jul
31st
2020

He Remembers · 5:42pm Jul 31st, 2020

(Umbra and Passion are sitting at Umbra’s favorite bar, and both are undercover as young adults...)

”So what are we doing here again?”

”Ah, secret agent stuff.”

*gasp* “Really? That’s so cool!”

”Eheh... right...”


”Son. Over here.”

”Yes sir?”

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Jul
31st
2020

Bound To Her · 8:09pm Jul 31st, 2020

”Passion, get behind me.”

(Umbra pushes Passion Fruit back, and he soon obliges...)

“Really, now? That is a lot more effort than I’ve seen from you a few years back.”

(Who they can now see is a female pegasus, who leaps into the air and lands right in front of Umbra. He trembles just looking into her eyes...)

”Hey! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you!”

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Jul
31st
2020

Devoured 2: What Really Happened · 10:29pm Jul 31st, 2020

So, um... sorry about the annoying message here. But I promise I’m not annoyed about anything, nobody did anything wrong.

I just wanted to say, um... I low key wanna make this thing my own separate fandom. It would be really cool (though may be illegal because, um... it kinda exists within the MLP universe) but, it would be cool if I could have a big enough fan base for that kind of thing.

Yeah.


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Aug
4th
2020

Broken · 12:17am Aug 4th, 2020

”Hey... Umbra... I-I brought you some fries... I-In case you’re hungry...”

(Passion Fruit looks to the currently unconscious Umbra, who is hooked up to an IV stand right beside him, and a heart rate monitor, as well...)

*sigh* “You know, I-It gets really quiet... without you, and your Umbrumian snarks and quips...”

(Umbra doesn’t respond...)

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Aug
7th
2020

Visage · 11:43pm Aug 7th, 2020

”Calm down, Passion Fruit...”

”Umbra, I can’t! Oculus was there, he... strangled me with his bloody hooves, and now I have bloody hoof prints on my neck. That’s not... that’s not something to be calm about!”

”Passion, очаровательный дурак, this is nothing to be worried about. I’ll tell you what— tonight, before you sleep, let me know, and I’ll be there with you. We can sleep together until bad dreams stop, okay?”

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Jul
22nd
2020

Falling Out · 9:17pm Jul 22nd, 2020

(Ocellus was sitting peacefully in the living room, and suddenly, a giant portal opened in the ceiling with two creatures falling out of it. Then, it closed...)

”Oof!”

”Agh!”

(Passion Fruit, in his pony form, and Oculus were now lying on the ground, one on top of the other, and both groaning in pain...)

”Okay, look... that was my bad. I-I couldn’t control it! You were prodding too much, and—“

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Jul
25th
2020

He's Gone Feral: But He Laughs Like A Clown (This Screenplay I Wrote) · 7:00pm Jul 25th, 2020

This is a screenplay I wrote to this my favorite song called HAHA, by Lil Darkie. I showed it to a friend saying, "This song screams Passion Fruit, and I love it," and she replied "Ha! It even sounds like him," so, I'm writing this screenplay. For better context on Passion's tone, I'd listen to the song first, or while you read the screenplay. Enjoy!


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Aug
8th
2020

The Perfect Hot Dog (Umbra’s Very Weird Dirty Mind Test) · 4:06pm Aug 8th, 2020

”Heyyyy, Umbra... whatcha doing?”

(Instead of greeting Umbra in his usually bubbly manner, he saunters over, nuzzling Umbra’s neck and cozying up against him. Umbra thinks nothing of it as he answers...)

”Making a hot dog. Umbra got hungry and decided to postpone his vegetarian diet.”

”Ehehe~ Can I help?~”

“But... but it is just one hot dog. Why would I need help?”

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Jul
22nd
2020

Passion Fruit’s Secret · 1:47am Jul 22nd, 2020

(Ocellus hears shouting from the other room...)

*coughing up blood* “Please... don’t do this...”

(The room is a wreck when she sets foot in, furniture thrown, broken wood on the floor, shattered glass as well, and Oculus looking injured and bloody as ever...)

”Oculus!”

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Aug
4th
2020

Wake · 4:17pm Aug 4th, 2020

”Hey, buddy... how’re you feeling...?”

”Ужасно ... я ничего не чувствую ...”

”Aw... he must be feeling really bad, he’s only speaking Umbrumian.”

”Is there any way I could make you feel better...?”

(Umbra chuckles weakly...)

”Страсть ... милый дурак ...”

”I don’t think there is...”

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Jul
28th
2020

Personal Questioning · 11:43pm Jul 28th, 2020

”Sooooo... Umbra...”

”Speak.”

”You say you hate everyone, but... is there any specific person you can tolerate?

”I don’t know what you mean.”

(Passion nudges Umbra...)

”Is there anyone you... like?

”Umbra likes no one. Him, himself, and Umbra, only.”

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Jul
25th
2020

Superb Ass · 1:54am Jul 25th, 2020

”Oh, come on, it couldn’t have been that bad.”

(Passion Fruit turns the other way on the couch, hiding himself under the blanket...)

”You can’t say that... you’ve never had a heart attack, and immediately after that, have your pelvis broken by some weird changeling lady disguised as your crush that you’ve never met...”

”Why didn’t you just use your... weird... yellow ether magic to get out of there?”

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Jul
29th
2020

His Colleagues · 6:58pm Jul 29th, 2020

”So... Pash’.”

”Yeah?”

”Um... I made a few... calls...”

”And what kind of calls did you make?”

”Just a few... friends... from the workplace.”

”And what kind of friends are they?”

”Umbra...”

”What?”

(Umbra begins sharpening his blades...)

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Jul
30th
2020

Parasite 4: He May Be Okay · 7:57pm Jul 30th, 2020

(After his lunch break, Umbra goes back to crying over Passion...)

”I... I cannot believe it... if only... if only I could have...”

(In a fit of angry sobbing, Umbra takes a dagger and hurls it across the room, where it hits a button, and the metal rod shakes...)

”Passion...”

(Much to his surprise, Passion actually comes breathing back to life...)

”Umbra! Umbra, what... what ha—“

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Jul
31st
2020

Devoured · 3:59pm Jul 31st, 2020

”Heheh. That was fun, we should do it again sometime!”

”Eh, I dunno. Ponyville has grown on me. Besides, you would not last spending week with me in Tokyo. Or... any foreign country.”

”Aww, why not?”

”Trust me. You would not like kind of things I get into.”

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Jul
27th
2020

Redemption Lunch · 4:19pm Jul 27th, 2020

(Mutated Passion Fruit looks down at Oculus, who is tracing his hoof in circles on the menu...)

”Do you see something you want? Like, maybe we could get you a juicy cut of steak... if they even sell that here.”

(Passion Fruit eagerly nods, then points at a specific part of the menu, but...)

”Okay, you’re gonna have to elaborate. One finger-claw thing takes up the whole menu. Plus, it leaves a lot of scratch marks.”

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Aug
4th
2020

Broken Carapace · 6:29pm Aug 4th, 2020

”Oh, Hikariiiii!~”

(Oculus did a flip, landing on his hooves and using one of his back legs to kick a dozen blueberry bomb pellets into the iron wall of Hikari’s hideout...)

”Where are you, you trifling little bitch?”

(Flipping back onto all fours, Oculus started scouting through the chain magic user’s ‘house’...)

”Aw, lookie... it’s the poor, lowlife, redemption seeking Oculus...”

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Aug
2nd
2020

Umbrumian Dilemma · 1:09am Aug 2nd, 2020

(Opening the door, Hikari uses her chains to greet the person on the other side face first...)

”Kon'nichiwa! I’m so, so sorry, but we’re not really up for buying Girl Scout cookies right now and—“

”What? No. I’m not here to sell Girl Scout cookies. I’m here to see Umbra.”

”See... Umbra? Oh, nonononono, Umbra’s a little busy at the moment. Thankies!”

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Aug
9th
2020

Ultraviolet · 5:31pm Aug 9th, 2020

”Everyone! I have an announcement!”

(Everyone rushes into the kitchen to see Oculus, his burst eardrum causing blood to leak in immense amounts from his ear onto the side of his head...)

”Oh my hive— Oculus, are you okay?”

(Both Oculus’ eyes turn purple as the audio in the room begins to warp, causing a loud, bass sound to emit throughout it and preventing everyone from hearing Oculus speak...)

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