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WARNING: Another message from anonymous...
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Now... for the more serious stuff.

I'm writing a war story. Equestria Safety Organization (Equestria) versus Untied Earth Resistance of Earth (Earth). ESO, UEROR. Sounds cliche, right?
Here's the thing. I'm planning to make a collab out of it, focusing on the two sides. ESO is full of bronies and humans-turned ponies who support Equestria, and EUROR is... well... uh... let's say Equestria's going to fight a universe full of anti-bronies and an Equestria who HATES the ESO. (you heard that right!)
ESO is part of Yeltor Enterprises.

So... uh... click the words "Yeltor Enterprises" for something. Although, want to help?

5069310 Sounds badass.