Yo-hoy! You maggots! I've been rolling in pig-guts all day! What about you, you scum?

3061709 *punches*

I smell man-flesh!

3061732
*punches back*

It's how we say hello around here.

3062030
All day?! You incompetent ape!! You should have been finished mucking yesterday!!!!

3062420
Give me that! The man-flesh is mine!

3064119 NO WAY! WE AIN'T HAD NOTHING TO EAT BUT MAGGOTY BREAD!

3064138
Well, that's too bad, because you're going to have to eat more!! Rawr!

Here, have some horse-flesh, if you really need meat that badly.

*mutters something negative about "self-entitled Uruk-hai scum"*

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!