If Cheese Sandwich and Discord ever met, I believe this would be how it went. Cheese is removing his excess earwax with a golf pencil when he sees Discord carrying something extremely heavy up King Sombra's stair for no discernible reason. Hey looks up to him and says "Hey! Do you want me to help you with that?" And Discord just rolls his eyes and goes "No! I want you two cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!" Which he does. And Discord fell him love with the guy right then and there.

Har-dee-har-har.

HAHAHA LOL!!