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Ssendam the Masked


My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

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Coming back to Canterlot shortly before Cadance's wedding to Shining Armor, Celestia and Cadance soon grow bored on the train ride and decide to have a bit of fun...at the expense of a sleeping Luna. Needless to say, the princess of the night is none too pleased with this development and decides to enact some revenge of her own. Hilarity ensues, and bananas may or may not be involved!

Had this idea when I first saw LoCeri's comic, and finally have some time and enough ideas to make a proper story out of it. Just a bit of random fun, not meant to be taken seriously!

Picture used with artist's permission, and seriously, if you haven't already seen his stuff, LoCeri has some awesome and hilarious comics and is definitely worthy of a follow! (Or at least a cookie)

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A crossover between the popular, deranged Youtube series Charlie the Unicorn, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Charlie, in his quest to rid himself of a pair of pesky unicorns, finds himself in Ponyville. The mane six give him a warm welcome, not knowing a certain pink unicorn and his blue counterpart are waiting on the wings... How will the Ponies react to these logic-defying Unicorns?


Charlie the Unicorn, and all of its characters, are property of "FilmCow". My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, is property of Hasbro, I claim no affiliation with either.


Note: I seriously recommend you watch the Charlie the Unicorn shorts on Youtube before attempting to read this fic. It will help give you a scope into the nonsensical world I am attempting to convey here. I think I gave myself permanant brain damage attempting to type this...

Edit 20/7/2013: As of Episode 4 this fic is now even less canon.

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Who is Scootaloo? Everypony knows about her present, but when it comes to her past there are as many different answers as there are questions.

Is she the love child of two star-crossed lovers? The last hope for the future? The child of a broken home? A mysterious figure fighting a war no pony knows about? Or is it something else entirely? Is she even a pony at all?

Twilight Sparkle decides to ask everypony in Ponyville and find out about Scootaloo...and the stories, rumors and gossip she gets will leave her wondering how the truth can ever compete with fiction.

My thanks to Page Turner for the new story cover!

Now has its own TVTropes Page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheManySecretOriginsOfScootaloo

And has a featured page in the Non-Canon My Little Pony Funny Page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/TheManySecretOriginsOfScootaloo

Thanks to all my readers and fans for all the support and help I have gotten! I am truly touched.

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Princess Cadance noticed how lonely Princess Celestia seemed on Hearts and Hooves Day.

She decided to send a small love spell her way, as motivation to help her find a special somepony, even if it's just for a day.

Cadance immediately regretted it upon finding out who it was.

Special thanks to Mickeymonster for allowing me to use the cover image!

Edit: Mickeymonster has made a colored version of the cover image! Original image: http://fav.me/d4mozkh

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Set in the "Chess Game of the Gods" universe. Approved by Blackwing.


"Scales" He said. Daniel really should have been less vague. Now, thanks to a two headed god of choice he met in an internet cafe, he's stuck in Equestria a very unusual form. Oh, scales he got, though. Scales in abundance. Along with killer eyes and venomous fangs. Will he cope with being one of Equestria's deadliest animals? And how will the ponies react to it? I think you know how to find out...

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Part 1: Lyra's Pyro Predicament
Part 2: Twilight's Demoman Devastation
Part 3: King Sombra's Robotic Retaliation

After receiving a strange book from Pinkie known as "The Bombinomicon", Twilight wakes up one morning to find that the mystical tome has been stolen, by...Twilight?

Things quickly unravel as RED Team's Tavish DeGroot (Demoman) and Spy find themselves not only trying to get back home, but also fighting for their lives as villains from the Team Fortress 2 universe combine forces with some of the most dangerous foes Equestria's ever seen!

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They say that an adventurers story only really begins once they find themselves in the service of the Gods themselves. Well... I must be pretty important then, since I was hand-picked by Gruumsh, God of the Orcs, to champion his cause in some far off land called Equestria!
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Alright, so maybe I'm more of a hitch hiker for Gruumsh's 'Real' champion. And maybe, just maybe, I'm scared to death of horses, which just so happen to be the dominant sentient species on this messed up rock of a world.

Come join Me, a Goblin Alchemist, Grunt, the Orc Barbarian, and his pet Grizzly Bear, Ruska, as we journey to the terrifying land of Equestria.

Seriously. Talking freaking horse people. What the hell have I gotten myself into?


(Woo! Accepted cannon! Suddenly, I have responsibilities!)

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I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.


Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

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Pinkie Pie gets her friends to explain various aspects of Ponydom to the audience (aka a wall of Sugar Cube Corner's kitchen). A silly story poking fun at some of the fan-produced elements of MLP.

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(Story Cancelled - I might write a new one with the same premise once I'm finished with my other projects.)

After being "killed" by Head Warden Magellan, Bon Kurei finds himself in Equestria.
How will the world's campiest shapeshifter cope with this strange place and its inhabitants?
How will the rest of the world cope with HIM?
A tale of friendship, fighting, and cross-dressing. No, seriously, there's an awful lot of cross-dressing involved.

A One Piece / MLP crossover.

My very first fanfic, also my first story written in English. Do tell me if you can see any amelioration that could be made, I would happily learn from my mistakes :p

Rated Teen because awesomeness is volatile. Also, cross-dressing.

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