There's three of us, and only room for two, I need to pick someone... who would that be?

---

EDIT 8/2/15: This got on popular stories? Yay! But err... why?

EDIT AGAIN: What are you still doing here? Go listen to this dramatic reading by NerfStranger! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ynAJ831yg2g

Twilight has come to discover that royal politics are complicated, but foreign policy is the worst. When the minotaur king decides to pay a visit, Celestia invites Twilight to be part of her first meeting with a foreign leader. This is her first big chance to impress on an international level... but the king isn't here to celebrate the Magic of Friendship, and he has more than a few choice words for the rookie princess. Twilight might just want to go back to world-saving after this.

Originally written for the write-off prompt "There's Magic in Everything." I was too late, then changed it up, and was left with... well, this. Brilliant!

Thanks to my prereader BlinkyPony along with my editors PaulAsaran and ultra1437 for all their help!

Cover art can be found here.

Limited Liability is a changeling with a very routine life. He works at a bank. He lives with a marefriend. He goes through every day making sure he isn't discovered.

At least, that is, until the day that the hive has planned to invade Canterlot. On that day, his love runs out, and his disguise fails. Trapped in public with a chitinous body for all of Equestria to see, Liability has to find a way not only to survive, but to avoid ruining an invasion years in the making. Along the way, he learns a very interesting lesson about the ponies around him.

Written for the Equestria Daily "Outside Insight" contest.

Cover Art by Ruirik.

The story of "Twilight's Kingdom" from Discord's point of view. Written as a prequel to "No Escape From Yourself."

Cover art from PonyChaos13's "7th Element Project", which predated "Twilight's Kingdom" but was shockingly prescient.

Discord tries to prove to everyone that he has reformed by doing good deeds all throughout Ponyville. Some are grateful for what he has done, but others still think he's evil. But when Sweetie Belle runs into trouble, Discord goes off to help her.

It was a day just like any other, Fluttershy was feeding her animal friends just like every day, looking forward to afternoon tea with Discord. When a bird she has never seen before waddles out of the Everfree Forest, and starts trying to eat her bear's fish. Confused, she takes the bird inside and calls for Twilight's help hoping she might know what has wandered into her backyard, she does. When Discord arrives, he and the bizarre flightless bird quickly become attached.

I don't own the cover image, duh.
I give full credit for the birds name to LightningBass94 who won 15 internets in my poll a while back.

Once again, I am alone in my prison. Doomed to spend eternity trapped in this underworld abode. Stuck in my cage without another soul to comfort me.

Except, for the first time during my imprisonment, I get a visitor. That visitor being the last person I'd ever expect to meet down here.

After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce!

To navigate the complex Equestrian legal system and not lose all her money, Twilight needs the best lawyer in all of Equestria. Unfortunately what she has is Fluttershy.

Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.

Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!

I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III