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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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This story is a sequel to Celestial Bodies


For years, the Followers of the New Moon have hidden from Celestia and prepared Equestria for the return of their one true Princess. They laboured tirelessly without doubt and remorse. They prepared and they prepared well!
Then they got the date wrong and completely humiliated themselves. But it takes more than that to keep them from dressing up in silly garb and meeting to up to work for a better Equestria!
These stories will mostly follow the chaos that Autumn Galerina and his soon-to-be wife Diamond Shadow have to deal with in their daily routine of being productive citizens and leading a cult of madponies who used to worship Nightmare Moon.

Expect snippets of romance, comedy, shameless cameos and excessive amounts of Autumn-abuse!

Title image made by me, smearing over the awesome work of Longinius-II

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After a tragic occurrence in the Ponyville Hospital, Nurse Coldheart finds her coworker, Nurse Sweetheart crying in the locker room. The two very different nurses cope in very different ways but do find this an opportunity to get closer to each other.

Sweetheart x Coldheart
Trigger warning: Includes non-graphic description of coroner duty and the mentioning of deceased foals

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Rarity is the most beautiful mare in all of ponyivlle, the most feminine Element of Harmony and the sweetest, most wonderful being, Spike has ever laid eyes on.
But she has a secret. A secret that she has to share with him tonight.
What if Spike finds out soemthing he would have never expected?

Rarity (male) and Spike (male) one-shot scene, based on a forum dialogue, I had a short while ago.

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Long before the Mane Five, Silver Stripe, the legendary explorer and adventurer, is dying. After a full life of adventure, he has a final visitor to remember the good times of his days.
Rated T for non-graphic death.

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A side story for "Between Day and Night", first published on Valentine's Day.

Twilight is in Canterlot dealing with her own feelings for Celestia while Luna and her cult are doing their thing. Meanwhile Spike spends his time wooing his one true love.
He already earned himself a date.
Maybe several bottles of ancient wine can help.

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Twilight gets a distressing letter from Celestia and rushes to Canterlot.
What happened to the princess? What is Luna up to? Why do I sound like the narrator to a bad crime drama?
The first chapter is inspired by a drawing from JohnJoseco. The rest will be my own madness doing its part.

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Twilight and Spike are sent a message from Princess Celestia, stating that a dragon will be staying in Ponyville. Spike has to go into hiding, Twilight has to organize the arrival and the others have to cope with the usual insanity. Oh... and the crusaders are doing their thing. Do I smell doom?

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Being an immortal goddess and supreme ruler of a nation is stressful. But sometimes you just have to cope with weird things. These are short stories about things that might or might not have happened, but were certainly erased from Equestrian history.

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