I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!
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Being an immortal goddess and supreme ruler of a nation is stressful. But sometimes you just have to cope with weird things. These are short stories about things that might or might not have happened, but were certainly erased from Equestrian history.
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That last line... was the best thing I've read all day.
my brain is now lying six feet from my boddy in a bloody puddle laughing its little grey ass off.
this was really funny!
lol fantastic
This was great! If this site had any Luna emoticons this comment would just be an endless spam of those
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This raises the question: Why are there no Luna emoticons?
Thoroughly enjoyable. I would've changed Cutie Mark Crusaders Cult followers to mere CMC Cultists but it is a minor quibble.
11537 Insufficient screentime from which to derive them? It may be rectified after episode 2-4.
Also, this was fantastic. Every deity needs a few adorably harmless cults here and there. Especially if they're the kind whose power is proportional to the number of their followers, but that clearly isn't the case here.
Anyway, this was most amusing, and I look forward to whatever else you have planned.
11384 While I am very flattered, this can't be healthy!
Brains that lie around attract Zombie Ponies
12376 I hereby re-ask the question:
"Why are there no Luna emoticons, NOW?"
holyshit, the ending
Of course you should keep the cult!
OUT OF WEDLOCK!
Awesome, just way too awesome. I've seen stories dealing with Luna's "problems" with changed morality but adding her now canon mannerisms makes it even more hilarious.
18691 I actually wanted to continue, but... there was nothing that could top THIS ending
18696 What can I say? I kinda expected to be disappointed by Luna, with "Progress", "Composure" and all those other great fics out there. And then she is even more awesome! I really wanted to use that persona in one way. I hope I nailed it
This is solid gold.
Luna's outdated worldviews are gonna make great comedy fodder
Oh dear me.
This is what you get for not checking in with your little sister more frequently, Celestia. She unloads two barrels of BRIAN BLESSED on the help. Let's hope Dusty comes to soon, and that her hearing hasn't been too badly damaged.
It does beg the question, though. The Summer Sun Celebration is on the summer solstice. Nightmare Night presumably takes place in the middle of fall. That's a season and a half, at least. What was Luna doing that whole time? Reading the entire palace library?
In any case, great stuff, and I look forward to more.
18733 Well, in Celestia's defence... Luna was probably a prude even by pasts standards. And who expected Phalanx to leave the break room door open?
And just to answer your question: Yes, she did hit the books. And spent the rest of the time getting that star mane back on.
18755 This is far from over
Celestia: NOOOOOOO
Oh, I can't wait for the next one.
18841 You guys are terribly greedy! And I love you for it
18733 Great, I tried to get some rest, but I can't stop thinking about Luna commanding a bunch of pegasi into battle with the words: "STAND BY MY HAWKPONIES, DIIIIVE!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH god this slays me!! good work!!! ENCORE!!
THIS IS GREAT DO MORE!! (perhaps showing where luna got those Bat Pegasus to pull her chariot.)
If i were you i would have celestia trap her in a chair and force her to watch a education video of 'the bird and the bees'
the first one made me laugh snd im actualy thinking of copying it into word fror when the nets down but the second one... just seemed off abit still good though
thanks for the fic!
38334 Goat?
Luna only accepts foals! Or candy, apparently.
These were the most epic stories I've ever read.
Excellent use of ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE to confuse ponies as well.
42772 The plural majestatis may be tradition, but as soon as there are two... wait, can you speak of two beings if they use plural on themselves?
Anyhow, thanks for the nice comment. I'll see if there are more epic tales from the private life of the royal... many!
LOL!
This... updated!?
494621 I am writing a lot of stories at the moment... but to answer your question: Yes
To follow up with my own question: Did you enjoy it?
AHAHAHAHA! This explains everything!
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Yes! Very much! So very pragmatic of Luna to guard the element room and not the adjoining proxy room!
So...That's explains why she was late for the party.
495344 Only the best make it to the night guard! And all are present! This is the most law abiding place in all of Equestria!
495594 Season 2 didn't give us much Celestia or Luna since "Luna Eclipsed", so I had little to work with. And where else would she be? Her first reaction after taking over watch duty was to start a curfew!
495976 CPR-ing her back to consciousness took a while...
12826
Don't be silly, there's no such thing as zombie ponies
Awwww....
words cant express how much i love these very very short stories!
most fics liek this i read are terrible, waaaaay too silly. but this should totally be canon!
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Okay, this is funny.
Great job, keep it up.
616332 Sadly, I can only write those when my muse strikes, since there is no plot connecting them. But I'll do my best
613537 To escape, Luna used the horn of the unconscious sub-commander as a pick!
613094 Then what did I just shoot?
613151 I'm very glad that you like them
great job Davesknd i enjoyed this thoroughly good job lol gotta love luna's sillyness!
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I said 'keep it up' not 'need more now!', take your time, I'll be looking forward to it.
You write the best Luna EVER.
Hmm I always thought of Twilight as his mother.
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Lauren Faust said that Celestia was the one who raised him, since Twilight was just a filly. That, and she certainly doesn't treat the poor guy like a son.