As my dear "readers" (or rather waiters,,, sorry, I am working on stuff, I promise) may have noticed, I like RPGs. I even wrote an entire chapter as an RPG, for goodness sake! Now, the good people at "River Horse" (love the name already) managed to talk Hasbro into making an official MLP RPG called "Tails of Equestria".
I got the book today and I just finished it... here are my thoughts:

Its good! I mean it! It's really, really good.

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So... you might have noticed that I have been a tad quiet lately. Well, work is an inverse b'tch as it pays me to get screwed over and over again.
Jokes aside, I want to vent a little and I thought the best way to do that is to write about something that I love: Zelda

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Recently one of my friends and me got into a bit of a quarrel about the state of modern RPGs. While he thinks that RPGs are at their lowest with D&D 5, the new 7th Sea being disappointing and FF games losing Warhammer, I personally think that we are in an golden age of Roleplaying with sites like DriveThruRPG and the like allowing us to find games that would have never seen publishing alone.

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Seriously? 11 Int for a "Turn into root vegetable" spell?
That's heavy transmogrify and at least level 5 in 3.5 and maybe 4 in Pathfinder. That needs a 15 or 14 Int! Even more if untrained!
And Captain Wuss should get a save!
GOD!
0 out of 5 stars
No points
Terrible episode!

(PS: Can someone please recommend a decent neurosurgeon? I need someone to get these writers out of my head!!!)

They made a pony version of ME!
It finally happened! They just forgot the glasses... GET OUT OF MY HEADS, WRITERS! AND WHERE CAN I GET A BONDAGE BODY PILLOW LIKE THAT?

So... today I had surgery.

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Quick update:
I have 2 stories being pre-read at the moment, so expect an update and something new within the month.

That being said, I guess some of my readers have already figured it out from the way I write and act but I really like RPGs. I have a nautic ton of books in my room and a whole hard drive full of PDFs of stuff that's out of print. And I am the one guy who actually pays for them on DriveThruRPG. Yeah, I am kinda twisted that way.

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I begin the episode, it seems harmless and cute then the title comes up *David Polsky* NEMESIS! and we have a problem. Instant Spike abuse and we completely recycle the flashback of Hurricane Fluttershy, just with Rainbow. Only this time, I am supposed to believe that a professional air-squadron gives a complete rookie a new formation to learn in 2 day and interacts on the level of grade-school bullies.
GOD! POLSKY! I am so tired of your crap!

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Just a quick shout out to everyone who is waiting for the next chapter of "Between Day and Night"!
The next two chapters are basically plotted and done and nothing in the current episode did anything to change them. Rather, I am a prophet and truthsayer and you should worship me and send me money for calling out something in the show YET AGAIN!
Soon, even the wonderous Jim F*cking Sterling, son, (thank god for him) will bow before me.

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Since I had some spare money laying around (some people insisted on throwing it into my direction after I had some kind of "birthday" as they called it... weird isn't it?), I decided to invest it into the future and... LOL Nah, I spent it on something way more fun:

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