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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

Jan
2nd
2016

The coming on Diamond Shadow · 2:04am Jan 2nd, 2016

Seeing how I detailed my thought process for my OC Autumn Galerina three years ago and how I am yet again huffed up on painkillers and I kinda want to have a more positive Blog-wall for the new year, I think it is time to explain how I developed Diamond Shadow and ultimately, how her relationship with Autumn "works".

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Dec
27th
2015

STAR WARS! The Phantom Awakening of the Force · 6:18pm Dec 27th, 2015

How to put it?
My family and I went to see the new Star Wars movie and I have to vent my feelings somewhere.
Now what did I think?
I HATED THIS MOVIE! This is the prequels all over again, only worse in a way. At least the prequels had passion and a vision. A dumb, misguided and foolhearty vision but at least a vision.

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Nov
22nd
2015

Let's call it an intermission until the latest chapter is up · 8:54pm Nov 22nd, 2015

I had no idea where to post this, so I'll just put it here:

It was a regular evening in a completely random and uninteresting part of Equestria. So uninteresting that only a complete fool would ever consider putting any kind of meeting place for super secret agents here. NO Ma'am! Please ignore that hollowed out tree, the tripwires, magical barriers and trained attack sparrows. All random magical phenomena, I tell you.

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Nov
7th
2015

New Chapter of "Between Day and Night" is with my Editor · 10:03pm Nov 7th, 2015

Hi Everyone!
Just announcing that the new chapter for my long-quiet story is with our favourite creepy soul collector now and will be done when he is through with it.
I write this post for two reasons:

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Oct
4th
2015

Brotherhooves Social OR Why Drag is not funny but this was! · 10:01pm Oct 4th, 2015

OK, let me get this out of the way first: I don't consider drag by itself to be funny. Yay, guy in a dress or girl in a suit. Grand Comedy! Why didn't I think of that? I just try hard to be funny. What was I thinking.
Now, if I am such a petty idiot on this theme, why did I love the heck out of this last episode? (And for the record: It was not because of Mac's dashing good looks. At least not entirely)
Well: Here is the spoiler warning and we can get into the main two reasons.
So

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Jul
5th
2015

I, Moondancer · 2:11am Jul 5th, 2015

*Spoilers about the episode and deep personal feeling incoming, don't read if you want to avoid either*




Did Larson just write the best fanfic of all time?
Seriously, he took two throwaway lines, side characters and plot details and wove them into a deep story about trust, friendship and solitude. Man, that is OUR job! We are the ones to over-analyze and come up with side stuff for your creations!

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Jun
20th
2015

101 of Episodes (and writing this particular plot) · 6:04pm Jun 20th, 2015

Apparently I will end up commenting on every single darn Spike-centric episode of this series (maybe I wouldn't feel like doing it if they stopped writing the same plot).
Ok, let me get this out of the way: I don't mind that this is another "Spike screws up" episode. Those can work rather well. Just remember the sidekicks episode.
But this one irks me due to two very huge and glaring flaws:
*Spoilers*

A: This was all Cadance's fault! (And Twilight's to a lesser degree)

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Jun
14th
2015

100th Episode Thoughts! · 7:57pm Jun 14th, 2015

*spoiler*

Have you ever heard a stupider plotpoint?
A pony who lives with their "bestest of all friends" (winknudgenudge) for years and, in one moment of pressure and crisis reveals herself to be a spy all along?
And the partner then forgives them and they try to be happy?
Who writes something like that? That is completely and utterly silly?
Have you ever heard of a writer who would come up with something like that? What a nutter that guy must be!

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May
17th
2015

Latest Episode · 2:30pm May 17th, 2015

What can I say?
Twilestia is gonna be canon soon and Celestia is best Pony...

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May
2nd
2015

Trouble Shoe- NO Troubled Writing! Darn in Polsky! · 7:17pm May 2nd, 2015

Don't read this if you haven't seen the episode!




Done?
Ok...
GOD! Polsky! You did so well with the Spike episode and then you give me this? Seriously?
Now, I have two enormous problems with his writing lately and I will be frank about it:
ALL SIDE CHARACTERS HE TOUCHES TURN STUPID!
First we have Spike, then Daring Do, LUNA and now Braeburn!

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