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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

Apr
5th
2015

Cutie Markless Thoughts · 7:33pm Apr 5th, 2015

Basically the worst of both worlds...
And this show is childish HOW?

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Feb
12th
2015

Oh Dave, where were you? · 8:48pm Feb 12th, 2015

Ok, I guess its only fair to you all to explain what happened with me and why my stories have been going even slower than a glacier on Mercury (see, because the sun's gravity distorts time an... what do you mean "Water would instantly evaporate on the day and freeze on night side? Gosh, an I thought I was clever with that first part).

Well, you see... I really focused on getting my tests done and finish my bachelor's degree. And I kinda screwed up.

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Aug
14th
2014

Between Day and Night OCs and the need for a new Beta · 11:13pm Aug 14th, 2014

Since I recently got my fingers on some money and thought that it would be fun to have some visual cues for my work, I commissioned at one extremely talented artist on Deviantart to draw my beloved followers.

Aren't they cute?

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Jul
25th
2014

Yet another one lost · 7:25pm Jul 25th, 2014

Earlier today, Niban-destikin officially left the Fandom.
After the closing down of "AskPrincessMolestia", this is yet another great artists that has left the compulsive part of our beloved strain of addiction.
Personally, that makes me a bit sad. I mean... I get it. I lost my spunk for MLP several times. But the urge to finish my projects here or a silly idea has usually called me back.

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Jul
16th
2014

A POX UPON NOPONY · 12:28pm Jul 16th, 2014

Today and tomorrow are the tests for the nurse-school, I've been trying to get into, so expect me to pick up the pace on the latest chapter this weekend.

But there is one more thing, I wanted to.... well, basically vent some steam about.

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Jun
11th
2014

Twiliestia is not Pedophilia and SCIENCE says so! · 6:55pm Jun 11th, 2014

Recently, I have gotten yet ANOTHER comment on the misconception that Celestia's love for Twilight and vice versa is a case of Pedophilia and since I am, to be frank, sick of it, I will now explain why that conception is completely wrong!
Now, I know what you are thinking!
Why am I typing this and not the latest chapter of Between Day and Night?
Because if I get another comment on that subject, I want to have a link that I can send that person. And potentially smash his/her face into.

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Jun
4th
2014

Where I have been (and where the new chapter is) · 6:29pm Jun 4th, 2014

Over there ->

Ok, kidding aside, I have been busy with several things over the last few months.
Exams are coming up, I am trying to advance in my field of education and have to change the school, I am writing a paper on honey in medicine and I finished my first original novel, which I am trying to pitch to several german publishers now.
As you might guess, my schedule is rather filled at the moment.

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May
11th
2014

Twilight's Kingdom and a few musings *spoiler* · 9:59pm May 11th, 2014

What can I say?
I enjoyed many parts and I disliked others.
Discord didn't really work for me in this and the mane 6 (with the exception of Twi) felt auxiliary. Then again, this was HER finale. Flash Sentry made another appearance, but then again: Twilight and Celestia could not keep their hooves off each other (seriously, girls! Luna and Cadance were right there!)
The action scenes were awesome and it did flesh out the concept of pony magic a bit more, which I really liked.

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Apr
26th
2014

CALLED IT! · 8:03pm Apr 26th, 2014

Just finished watching the new Episode.
And I can only think about one thing: CALLED IT!
I knew Rarity would munch on Ice Cream when she is distressed!
Yes, that made my day. I am pathetic like that.

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Apr
9th
2014

To whom the Sweetie Belle FAILS · 12:12pm Apr 9th, 2014

I cringed when I saw his name under the title, but I am known for my insane ammount of patience and after sitting through it, I am happy to report that "For whom the Sweetie Belle tolls" has done wonders for me.
Now I know the formula to measure how good or bad a season actually is. Just measure the number of David Polsky and Merriweather Williams episodes against all other episodes of the seasons. The more of the first, the worse.

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