Octy's starting to get suspicious. Vinyl wears her shades everywhere, even at night. She refuses to eat garlic. She wears a hoody in 90 degree weather. She sits at home with the shades drawn. Vinyl's secret is at risk of being revealed, but she must hide the truth at any cost.

This story tells the tale of "My Roomate Is A Vampire" from the perspective of Vinyl Scratch.

Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

After a long day of work, Ditzy (Derpy) Doo wakes in the night to find that she is in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Worst of all, the zombies arent even ponies! Instead, they are some strange type of two-legged creatures with hands. fortunately for her, she is found by four of these creatures that dont seem infected. But can they help her escape this nightmare? For that matter, can any of them escape the hell-hole of a city they find themselves in?

update: the sequel is out! check it out, if you'd like: Left 4 Derpy 2

(proofread by Flutterguy_6996. Title image photoshopped by myself)
(Dramatic reading by Applesaws. links to the readings can be found in the respective chapter's author's notes.)

Something I just couldn't get off my mind until I wrote it down. Be warned: the ponies in these battles really go off on each other. Almost exactly like it is in "Epic Rap Battles of History", except with less cursing. There's plenty of verbal bashing, though.

Vinyl Scratch is the DJ for most of these battles, and will be doing the all-caps commentary (except for the ones she's in, of course). OC tag because of slight self-insert.

I've heard that this story is better when read with someone else. You know, with each person doing one half of the rap battle?

List of Rap Battles (as per request)
#1: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash
#2: Pinkie Pie vs. Rarity
#3: Spa Sisters vs. Flim Flam Brothers
#4: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch
#5: Angel vs. Gummy
#6: Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo?) vs. Lyra Heartstrings
#7: Princess Luna vs. Discord
#8: Scootaloo vs. Pipsqueak
#9: Fluttershy vs. Screwball
#10: Apple Bloom vs. Diamond Tiara
#11: Trixie vs. Featherweight
#12: Silver Spoon vs. Spike
#13: Sweetie Belle vs. Queen Chrysalis
#14: Applejack vs. Carrot Top
#15: Bon-Bon vs. Lyra Heartstrings
#16: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash (rematch!)
#17: Big Macintosh vs. Shining Armor
#18: Iron Will vs. Photo Finish
#19: Gilda vs. Prince Blueblood
#20: Nightmare Moon vs. the Doctor (Doctor Whooves)
#21: Princess Celestia vs. Princess Luna
#22: Snips and Snails vs. Twist and Ruby Pinch
#23: Braeburn vs. Soarin'
#24: Zecora vs. Cheerilee
#25: Winona vs. Opalescence
#26: Derpy Hooves vs. Pinkie Pie
#27: Spitfire vs. Daring Do
#28: Princess Cadence vs. Queen Chrysalis
#29: Babs Seed vs. Lightning Dust
#30: Sunset Shimmer vs. Trixie *
#31: tba

Picture by Silversnow here on this site.

...should there be a 'sex' tag, considering some of the stuff brought up in the rap battles?

~~Originally Written And Abandoned By "TheOnly", Finished By Me~~

The annual Minesweeper tournaments are being held, and Princess Luna decides she is going to partake in them. However, being on the moon for one thousand years has made her oblivious to the game, and it's not the easy-going, safe sport she expected.

Everyone knows that the Mane Six are great friends. But what would happen if one pony decided they couldn't deal with it anymore?

*REWRITE IN PROGRESS*

A year after rescuing her sister from being jailed for a crime she didn't commit, Faith Connors must now take on the next difficult task of clearing her sister's name. But however difficult the task may be, things are about to get stranger with the sudden arrival of someone, or rather, somepony new.

Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria and the bearer of the Element of Loyalty, finds herself lost and confused in the city after a freak accident. With no way back home, she teams up with Faith and the Runners in hopes that they'll help her find a way back home.

But however strange Rainbow's arrival might be, things get serious when a conspiracy that threatens the entire city is revealed within the government, and it is up to Faith and Rainbow Dash to put a stop to it. Whatever the outcome may be, change is coming, and the city will never be the same again.

Rated Teen for language and violence.

When things didn't turn out how Twilight expected them to be, she eventually got caught in Nightmare Moon's trap. Now with Nightmare Moon out threatening the peace of Equestria, and Twilight shifted to the dark side as Nightmare's second-in-command, how would the rest of the Mane 6 save the world?

A/N:
****I know this excuse is getting old, but this is my first try of a fanfic, hope you brutally massacre my hopes and dreams.
***I never get enough of evil Twilight fics... I read at least five of them by now, but that doesn't stop me from making another.
**Special thanks to my pre-reader and boyfriend Shinkotsu123 for being forced to read my story(well actually he doesn't read it at all >.>), Giuliabeck for letting me borrow this art for my cover image and warlord487 for lending me his written version of the first episode of MLP:FiM entitled 'Friendship is Magic', I don't know what I could've done without you guys ^^.
*No ponies were harmed at the making of this fanfic. Maybe. All MLP:FiM characters are the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust and I am proud to steal them for the making of this crappy, pathetic, sad excuse for a fanfic. Enjoy.

Not much is said about fluttershy when she was young, other then she loved animals. Did she have any friends? People always thought of fluttershy was an innocent pony who wouldn't hurt anyone, until people saw what she was really made of. How did she get that way? Was she always like this or did someone teach her?

Fluttershy has had a friend who changed her completely. From being shy and helpless, to having enough courage to take action during a problem. But this pony has been gone for so long, she forgot almost everything she learned. Sure she has new friends but, this pony was more then just her friend. This pony was like a brother.

After finding something that reminded her of him, she went into a depression. Friends tried to help, but she just wanted to be alone at the time to cope with her emotions. She never said anything about him. All that happened was time passes, and she slowly forgot her first friend.
(This is my first story, so leave some comments on how I could improve, and what I'm overdoing)
I don't consider this a romance, but my friend said it "sorta" is

The thing about loyalty... the thing about loyalty is that sometimes you don't know where your loyalties lie.
Have I always been loyal to my friends? No. There are things that they didn't know about me. Lots of secrets from the past that I've kept from everypony. I had a past full of disgrace, shame, and loneliness. Things that I wish had never happened. Only a few ponies know the truth. But I could only keep my past away for so long...