(Author's note: This Fic is a parody. Therefore it’s full of grammar errors, plot holes and bland characters. The sole purpose of this story is to give at least some people a good laugh. Every comment from the “author” inside the story should be taken with a grain of salt. And I don’t hate Fluttershy.)

Twillight Sparkle and her five friends (even Fluttershy who's worst pony) must to stop Celesia, the evil queen of Ponyland before she can do more evil stuff. Luckily Doctor Whoovas is on their side as well as THE BEST OC EVER. Did I already mention that Fluttershy is worst pony?

(This is a 101% serious story and everybody who's laughing about this masterpiece of fan work is as bad as Fluttershy.)

You all might've seen the second episode of the first season where the Mane 6 won and Nightmare Moon lost to the Elements of Harmony. Well what if that outcome never happened and something very odd occured instead?

First, Mr. Popo visits Equestria to see how it has been, then Chrysalis is visited by a certain bald saiyan, then Fluttershy learns a little more assertiveness through the Crimson Fucker, and lastly, Twilight is owning herself, because we all know she gets own in cannon as well. Now the question I must ask you is this:

Can you handle the humor without getting an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity?

The one and only Adolf Hitler goes to Equestria to ruin the Summer Sun Celebration by getting down to some... unusual antics.
Don't ask how or why, this is a one-shot.

Peter Griffin comes to Equestria demanding flapjacks. Hilarity ensues. Or maybe it doesn't, I dunno.

Don't write on two hours of sleep, trust me.

A story with an Anon and the methods he takes to dissuade the Princesses from asking him so many questions about his home and culture. Lacking the basic courtesy of a pony and definitely disregarding their pride in magic, this human drops to lows that are usually seen only in the most disgusting of humans.

Enjoy or not, I had fun writing this and it's more for my sanity than anything.
PS- No actual sex is in this story so calm yourselves.

Professional Reviews

"drunk/10 not bad" –NuclearWaffles21

"I'm seriously rock hard right now." –Rebel

"yeah the 3 children in my basement won't shut the fuck up" –Winter the Gimp

"This is both extremely stupid, and written in such a way that I expect your non-trolly-stories to not be extremely stupid." –bobbananaville

"I don't remember how I found this story, but it was weird, and I liked it." –Narlepoax III

”I like story! Is very good! Now you go to Gulag!” –Joseph Stalin

Twilight walks into Quills and Sofas to find out, to her surprise, that Chrysalis works there.

Art made by Kamikakushi!

Now with a silky smooth Youtube reading by Wayart Narration!

The annual Ponyville Fitness Competition is coming up, and Sugarcube Corner is hard at work making refreshments for the event. Taste-testing creates a little problem. Or maybe BIG one.

Pinkie takes the day off work. Spike loses his cupcakes. Twilight is disappointed in Spike's knowledge of history. Bulbasaur just wants ponies to recognize him for who he is.

This story is a sequel to The Girl with the Really Big Hair

One day, Adagio was just walking around, and then she got a dog on her face.

I don't know what happened.

*Buries head in snow*