(One hour later)
After pussying out like a bitch, Twilight manage to snapped out of her, ahem, episode and gather all of her friends. "Alright girls, listen up and listen real good. Your cutie mark has been switched and the three of you haven't notice it."
"What are ya talking about?" said Applejack. "What do you mean three?"
"Pinkie and Fluttershy are immune for reasons I cannot explain, though Pinkie mentioned something about 'fanfic'. Anyways, I think I figure out a way to reverse this process. In order for it to work, we need to sing!"
"Seriously?" questioned Fluttershy. "I don't have time for this. I got better things to do."
"Things? You don't do things." flatly said Twilight.
"Of course I do things! I take enthusiastic walks."
"Those don't count, so stay here and sing with us!"
"Aw, come on!"
"Ah ah ah, none of that sass."
"Yes, Mom" sarcastically replied Fluttershy.
"Thank you," said Twilight. She then turned to Rainbow Dash. "Whenever you are ready." Rainbow nodded and started her musical intro.
Rainbow: These animals don't listen, no, like a witch!
They run around crazy, like a bitch!
Fluttershy: Someone's got to stop them, you can damn well see!
It's gonna be Rainbow cause it ain't gonna be me!
I have to keep them laughing, put a smile on their faces.
Instead, they only cry whenever I hit them with my maces!
I don't know why, this seems harder.
Twilight, be a sport and grab me some cider.
Pinkie: Uptown, Uptown, Uptown funk you up! Uptown, Uptown, Uptown funk you up!"
"Wrong song Pinkie! Stick to the script!" scolded Twilight.
"Come on Twilight! You and I both know that songs are just a waste of time that adds to whatever problems we have. Remember Winter Wrap-up? If we never sang that song, we could've been done!"
"Wasn't it Twilight's fault since she used magic even though we specifically told her not to?" asked Rainbow.
"Oh yeah. Unfortunately, this fic didn't have a chapter on it. You know what, Twilight should get a own point just for mentioning that."
Twilight Own Count: 16
"What in Faust's name are you talking about!?!" yelled Twilight.
"Stuff." said Pinkie. Twilight finally had enough.
"That's it!," she yelled, "I had enough of all this pointless events. Tell me, what the Tartarus are you talking about?!?"
"What are you gonna do," mocked Fluttershy. "Hit us with magic?"
"Magic. That's it!" Twilight's horn glowed and showered her friends in a purple glow. It died out and...you know what, it's obvious what happened.
"You did it Twi!" said Rainbow.
"Oh my heavens, I can finally do dresses!"
"Yup, everything's back to-" and then Twilight disappeared.
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Twilight soon appeared in front of the royal princesses, Chrysalis, and Discord. Celestia then spoke,"Congratulations, Twilight Sparkle for completing Starswirl's final spell."
"Egad! Was this some kind of test?"
"Actually, it was Celestia's homework that was a couple centuries late, but yeah, lets go with that," said Chrysalis.
"Wait, homework?"
"You have proved to me that you are well above an archmage," said Celestia, trying to change the subject. "Your reward is Princesshood!"
"Really!?!"
"Well, we were supposed to give you a 70in plasma TV, but somepony stole it, left a note that said 'Buck the guards!' and tilted every painting in the entire castle," said Discord.
"Going through the hallways was a major headache," said Luna. Twilight was shocked however.
"Wait, I could've gotten a flatscreen!?!"
"Yeah, but not anymore." said Celestia, regrettably. Twilight stayed silent, but had a distinct feeling a certain vampony was behind this.
'Fluttershy, I will kick your flank for stealing my plasma TV.'
"So, in other words, EVOLVING!" A blast of magic hit Twilight in the face. She was covered in magic and was turned into a Alicorn.
"This is awesome!" gleefully said Twilight. "I'm a princess now! I never felt so happy!"
"Shame I ruining it for you," said Mr. Popo, appearing out of nowhere. Twilight eeped when she saw him.
"What are you doing here?!?"
"Your initiation," he replied, tossing a piece of clothing in front of the new princess. Twilight looked at the clothing and gasped. It was a purple maid outfit. This can only mean one thing. "Twilight Sparkle, you are now officially my bitch! As part of your initiation, I will now go over the pecking order. There's you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, Fluttershy, and Popo. Got that?"
"Wait, when did Fluttershy get a posi-"
"And now, let's begin your training," said Mr. Popo, giving his patented, 'Bitch please,' smiles. Twilight hunged her head and thought,
'Why couldn't you leave the TV alone, Fluttershy?'
Twilight Own Count: 17
"Oh, before I forget," said Celestia, turning toward Discord. "Discord, honey, I'm pregnant!" Everyone was wide eyed hearing, no so like Discord. He could only say one thing,
"Ah, crabbaskets!"
Celestia turned toward her former student. "Twilight, I want you to be my foal's godmother."
"DONE!!!" agreed Twilight without hesitation. Inside her mind, 'Oh my Faust, Oh my Faust, Oh my Faust! I'm going to be Godmother to Celestia's foal! Screw being Princess! This just made my day!'
Unfortunately for Twilight, somepony's about to ruin it. Who, you may ask? Watch Equestria Girls, you'll understand.