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jon646an

Just a common brony with too much free time... and constant writer's block

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First, Mr. Popo visits Equestria to see how it has been, then Chrysalis is visited by a certain bald saiyan, then Fluttershy learns a little more assertiveness through the Crimson Fucker, and lastly, Twilight is owning herself, because we all know she gets own in cannon as well. Now the question I must ask you is this:

Can you handle the humor without getting an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity?
Chapters (19)
Incomplete Published: Apr 4th, 2015 Download
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Maxes Altho
Maxes Altho #2 · Apr 4th, 2015 · · · The Crimson Fucker's apprentice ·
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You have my premature interest. Will read later.

Phaedra
Phaedra #3 · Apr 4th, 2015 · · · The Crimson Fucker's apprentice ·
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This is beautiful! Will read.

Admiral Q Ponyform
Admiral Q Ponyform #4 · Apr 5th, 2015 · · · The Crimson Fucker's apprentice ·
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I don't think I'll read the story but as a DBZA fan I do have to cmment. IF DBZA Popo is in Equestria, they're doomed.


WHERE'S THE OWNED COUNT?....Maggots

Super57
Super57 #5 · Apr 5th, 2015 · · · Popo is Magic! ·
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XD. This was fantastic.

Super57
Super57 #7 · Apr 5th, 2015 · · · Chrysalis and Nappa ·
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:rainbowlaugh: Yes. Just yes XD

Super57
Super57 #9 · Apr 5th, 2015 · · · Bald and Sexy ·
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Freaking. WOW XD

Super57
Super57 #10 · Apr 5th, 2015 · · · Special: Nightmare Night ·
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this is just pure gold :)

Goddess Twilight
Goddess Twilight #13 · Apr 5th, 2015 · · · The Crimson Fucker's apprentice ·
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Holy shit. this is the best story ever:pinkiegasp: need more chapters. i laughed so hard:rainbowlaugh:

Super57
Super57 #16 · Apr 11th, 2015 · · · Suck it, Sombra! ·
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Oh no. Raditz XD

Gobeman
Gobeman #19 · Apr 17th, 2015 · · · Chrysalis and Nappa ·
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YOU GOT THE SPIRIT OF THE FRANCHISE

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #20 · Apr 17th, 2015 · · · Special: Nightmare Night ·
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recoding

recoRding.

"THE CRIMSON FUCKER, YOU IDIOT!!!" yelled Fluttershy before realizing what she did and covered her face with her hooves. Discord had on a unreadable expression on his face.
"That... was... awesome."

it was.

"Now check out mine!" Chrysalis turned and saw that Nappa had gotten taller, gotten bigger muscles, had yellow spiky hair, and loss of eye pupils. "Hey, I'm Vic Mignogna. Pretty sweet, hu- Oh my god, my four vocal cords are acting up again!"

Actually, broly's hair is greenish gold.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #21 · Apr 17th, 2015 · · · Suck it, Sombra! ·
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"Silence!" yelled Sombra. Apparently, despite his physical appearance, his voice sounded like a deep, sinister lord and manage to silence the crowd, minus Fluttershy who was still laughing. "I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. As you can see, you are surrounded be my thirteen elite..."
Boom
And then Nappa flicked his fingers up.

How easy it is to forget that for all his stupidity, Nappa is very powerful and his Volcano Explosion is deadly.

RufusTSerenity
RufusTSerenity #23 · Apr 18th, 2015 · · · A real f****** vampony! ·
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YES! Fluttershy as this story's Alucard is gold! :pinkiehappy:

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #24 · Apr 18th, 2015 · · · The Crimson Fucker's apprentice ·
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Fluttershy got a spot between Kame and Popo? Damn that's a high position.

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #25 · Apr 18th, 2015 · · · Really? Really! ·
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You managed to turn Twilight into a combination of Krillin and Integra. How is that combo even possible?!

Misty Dolphin
Misty Dolphin #26 · Apr 18th, 2015 · · · What really happen to the cutie mark switch... ·
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Ok, tbis I HAVE to see. ::pinkiecrazy: tfs is hilarious! if this isnt, ill be 100% shocked.

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #27 · Apr 19th, 2015 · · · What really happen to the cutie mark switch... ·
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Popo should totally turn her into an alicorn princess just to make her wear a purple maid outfit and Fluttershy makes fun of her any chance she gets... or (since she has Alucard's personality) makes occasional jabs of bucking her... or both...

:twilightoops::trollestia:

Gobeman
Gobeman #28 · Apr 19th, 2015 · · · What really happen to the cutie mark switch... ·
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This scroll contains Starswirl's last and unfinished spell. Finish it if you want, but once you read it, the spell will activate and does something random. What is it, you may ask? I have no bucking clue. The old timer was always rambling about lot's of things, something about homestuck and tacos. Weird part is that he knows about winter wrap-up and friendship. Anyways, good luck!

fuck you too trollestia

Gobeman
Gobeman #29 · Apr 19th, 2015 · · · Uptown, Uptown, Uptown funk you- stick to the script! ·
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.....could you mayby get the guys from teamfourkids...ehhh stars to read this.....its fits in whit the "genre" the series have

Autobot Robrony
Autobot Robrony #32 · May 3rd, 2015 · · · Equestria Maggots Pt. I ·
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The pimp-hand is strong in Mr. Popo.

DAY-UM Sunset got knocked the fuck out by that bitch slap. :pinkiegasp:

I too toast to Spike for achieving manhood. Let's pray he won't be receiving news he'll be paying child support.

90%? I'm Mr. Popo was merely holding back to keep his ho's in check. :eeyup:

Napa and Fluttercord in EQG
...
...
...
(In Jacksepticeye voice) LET THE GLORIOUS CHAOS COMMENCE!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #33 · May 3rd, 2015 · · · Equestria Maggots Pt. I ·
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...uh so are you guys aliens or- *Nappa blows up the entire school including Sunset Shimmer, Flash Sentry, and the Humane Five*

Super57
Super57 #34 · May 8th, 2015 · · · Equestria Maggots Pt.II ·
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Nappa is just the fucking greatest :P

ThatOneGamer
ThatOneGamer #35 · May 17th, 2015 · · · Equestria Girls 2: The Reckoning ·
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I would hate to see what sonata can do at an "All You Can Eat Taco Buffet!" :'( none will survive

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #37 · May 17th, 2015 · · · Equestria Girls 2: The Reckoning ·
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So is Sonata in Equestria and looks like a pony or still human like Nappa?

Utopianking
Utopianking #38 · May 17th, 2015 · · · Equestria Girls 2: The Reckoning ·
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Yes, though this gives me mixed feelings about Sonata. She's so adorable, but she's working for Popo.

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #39 · May 24th, 2015 · · · We've gotta hire a gardener ·
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Best fanfiction story ever.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #40 · May 25th, 2015 · · · What really happen to the cutie mark switch... ·
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P.S. Have you seen Luna and Chrysalis? Last I remember was that they told me they were heading to Brazil, where that is. Somehing about stealing the 'Redeemer?'

You're, actually, they, oh my god. Also, someThing.

"I've cause this mess!"

CauseD this mess.

"Well, good luck wi- hey wait a minute! It says here these guys are Prench!"
"Well," sheepishly said Twilight, "I have to post mortality rates, including chances of living if Popo's involved."
"We're scraping the bottom of the barrel here, aren't we?" said Fluttershy.
"Yeah, so tell me, when do they arrive?" asked Twilight.

You really love your TFS references.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #41 · May 25th, 2015 · · · Uptown, Uptown, Uptown funk you- stick to the script! ·
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"Well, we were supposed to give you a 70in plasma TV, but somepony stole it, left a note that said 'Buck the guards!' and tilted every painting in the entire castle," said Discord.

You're Magnificent, Fluttershy.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #42 · May 25th, 2015 · · · A very Hearth Warming Eve special ·
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That Fluttershy image is surprisingly terrifying. Also, you pretty much copied the premise of the Hellsing Ultimate Christmas thing.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #43 · May 25th, 2015 · · · Equestria Maggots Pt. I ·
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"The buck is this! The buck is that! The buck are those!?" shouted Fluttershy as she saw all the crazy hallucinations that was happening so much, she could be tripping on every single drug combined and still wouldn't be this high. Of course Twilight ignored this, but Chrysalis was failing in that department, mainly because of the person near her.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."

First Hellsing Ultimate then DBZ Abridged. Well.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #44 · May 25th, 2015 · · · Equestria Maggots Pt.II ·
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"So, um, are you guys aliens or-?"
BOOM!

Someone called this last chapter. Don't remember who, but someone did.

"Sup," greeted Fluttershy before grabbing Rainbow's butt. For the first time in her entire life, Rainbow Dash, self-proclaimed daredevil, acted like the past Fluttershy.
"Eep!" went Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy removed her hand and looked at the two sisters. "Now, what are you gonna do next?"

Your first joke not taken from TFS. Nice.

"The fuck with this," she said before leaving the school.

Good move.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #45 · May 25th, 2015 · · · Equestria Girls 2: The Reckoning ·
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It was a funny story actually. You see, Sonata was never a siren to begin with. She was actually a... dun, dun, dun!!!....a SAIYAN!!! That's right, Sonata Dusk is a Saiyan! A couple of centuries ago when she was just a baby, she was sent to earth in order to either destroy it or conquer it. She landed literally on Kami's lookout, right in front of Mr. Popo, who at the time was making some tacos. The small child came out of her space pod and threaten Mr. Popo to surrender. Mr. Popo was actually impressed by her threat and gave her a taco. Sonata ate it and that was when she fell in love with the mexican treat. She abandoned her mission and stayed at the lookout, scarfing down a lot of tacos. Over the years she was there, Mr. Popo trained her in the arts of the 'Bitch, I'm stronger than you' style, making her the second strongest being in the planet, with the first tied between Mr. Popo and Alucard. Some time later, she pulled some kind of Deus Ex Machina and found herself with Adagio and Aria. She couldn't do anything until she could find a way back, so she joined with the two, and the rest is history.

Wat.

....Sonata is a Super Saiyan.

Wat. You realize this is absurd, even by crackfic standards, right? In other words, what are you smoking, and where can I get some?

rikusorasephiroth
rikusorasephiroth #46 · Jun 3rd, 2015 · · · We've gotta hire a gardener ·
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HOW HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG TO FIND THIS FIC?!?!?!?!?!

Frost Bear
Frost Bear #47 · Jun 6th, 2015 · · · Pony Force-Tokusentai ·
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And Popo's not mad that Twilight's not in a maid outfit... you know, I actually expected that.
Even when it's rushed, this fanfic still retains its inspiration from DBZ Abridge.

Shisarakage
Shisarakage #48 · Jun 6th, 2015 · · · Pony Force-Tokusentai ·
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I have never been so glad for being in possession of uncountable numbers of souls and a rather unique brand of immortality. This is because I have killed myself via laughter more times than Krillin's Owned Counter (TM pending) has reached.

Aye, an' I be findin' this far more enjoyable than most o' th' things ye kin find nowadays. Keep up th' awesome work, Lad!

Also, the Abridged Mr. Popo, Alucard, and Nappa are FUCKING AWESOME!!!

An' let's not ferget, Lad. Bitches love canons!

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