//------------------------------// // Equestria Maggots Pt.II // Story: My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic! // by jon646an //------------------------------// Every single person present at the moment stood at awe, except for Sunset who suddenly was foaming from too much painkillers. Four people just appeared out of a portal from the statue. Seriously, how often does one see this kind of shit? There is an tall, muscular man who was bald. He has muscles where muscles shouldn't even exist! He was wearing some kind of armor. He was also, as one would say, "Bald and Sexy." Another was an tall, curvacious female who had black skin with blue-greenish hair. She was wearing a green dress that looks like it belongs on a queen. The third was an purple girl who for some strange reason was wearing a purple maid outfit. The last one was a yellow girl who radiates sheer awesomness and badassery. Not to mention wearing a red Victorian era outfit complete with vintage sunglasses and a hat and let's not forget she has fucking wings! There's something about this girl that just screams.... sexy. Overall, they were a mysterious group. One of the doctors that was attending Sunset spoke. "So, um, are you guys aliens or-?" BOOM! For the second time he has done, Nappa perform his Volcanic Explosion, covering the entire area. When the explosion died down, to the shock of Twilight and Chrysalis, the school was still standing. Although, the surrounding area such as the houses, and also the city were entirely destroyed. "What the heck Nappa?!" shouted Twilight. "What? I need to get their attention." "How is it that the school is the only building within the mile radius still intact!? Everything else has been vaporize!" shouted Chrysalis. Nappa simply gave a chuckle. "Silly Chrysalis, don't you know that education's an important part to a person's life? After all, I went to Saiyan University." "Hold on, you went to college?" asked Chrysalis. "Yup." "What kind of class can someone like you possibly major in?!" "Child Psychology, Chrysalis." answered Nappa as he took a few steps forward. "Sounds lame," said Fluttershy. "But a minor in PAIN!" shouted Nappa as he flew up to a random doctor and punch the shit out of him, sending the guy straight to the sky. "I take back what I said, that sounds awesome!" said Fluttershy. She noticed Sunset Shimmer on the ground, covered in bandages. The vampony approached the girl, sending the doctors running in fear. In contrast of this, Celestia and Luna blocked her way. "Hold on! I don't know what's going on, but I won't let you harm Sunset!" shouted Celestia. "And how are you gonna stop me? Bitch at me?" mocked Fluttershy. She noticed that both Celestia and Luna are both fidgeting. "Oh shit, you really are gonna bitch at me!" "Actually," countered Luna. "She is gonna do it." Luna sidestepped to the side and revealed the human version of Rainbow dash. Said athlete didn't look happy. "Me bitching?! That's Rarity's job!" shouted Rainbow. Rainbow then looked at Fluttershy. "Um..." "Sup," greeted Fluttershy before grabbing Rainbow's butt. For the first time in her entire life, Rainbow Dash, self-proclaimed daredevil, acted like the past Fluttershy. "Eep!" went Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy removed her hand and looked at the two sisters. "Now, what are you gonna do next?" "Uhh..." went Luna. "We will fight you!" shouted Celestia. Fluttershy merely laughed. "Ha! You know that would actually intimidate me if you were actually.....well, intimidating." "Are you mocking us?!" snarled Luna. "Oh no no no no no no no no no..... pfft, yeah!" and with that, Fluttershy pulled out her twin pistols and shot both Celestia and Luna on the legs. I'll leave the description to your imagination, but they'll live. "Great, barely a minute and already you're causing trouble," muttered Twilight. "It's what I do." said Fluttershy as she grabbed Sunset by the legs. She then check the thief's pockets, where she found the crown. "Found it!" "Thank Faust!" said Chrysalis. Suddenly, Fluttershy's phone rang. Said vampony answered it. "Uh-huh. Okay. I see. Hey Twilight, Celestia's on the phone!" she said, tossing her phone to the princess/element/maid/maggot. Twilight caught it and spoke, "Twi-master speaking," "I WILL BUCKING SEND YOU TO MAGIC KINDERGARTEN!" "Woah, hostile," mused Twilight. "The hormones must be kicking in. What's happening Celestia?" "Twilight, I forgot to mention that the portal won't open in three days!" click. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but buck you Celestia," said Twilight, finally seeing the light of how Celestia puts her in these kinds of situation. "Looks like were stuck here for three days." "You're serious," said Chrysalis, only to see a deadpanned stare from the maid. "Oh Faust, you're serious!" "Hold on, hand me my phone," said Fluttershy. Twilight handed her the phone, who then proceed to call someone. "Hello?" said Popo. "Dude. Me and Nappa are stuck here with two maggots and the portal's closed. We already caused enough mayhem and frankly, I'm bored already. Send us home." "Twilight manage to get my crown?" "She didn't do squat!" "Put me on speaker phone." "Aye aye," said Fluttershy as she pushed a button and Popo's voice is heard. "Twi-maggot! You had one job!" "Sorry," apologized Twilight. Twilight Own Count: 19 "Now to get you out of there. POPO!" A portal appeared back at the statue. Chrysalis and Twilight didn't feel like questioning so they just grabbed Nappa, Fluttershy, and a comatose Sunset and entered the portal. ----- The gang reappeared back into their home dimension. Their in front of them stood their friends, Celestia, and Mr. Popo. "Oh thank Faust we're back!" shouted Chrysalis, tears of joy forming in her eyes. "Nappa wouldn't shut up!" "Hey, I was bored!" rebuttal Nappa. Twilight got up from the ground and took out the crown. "There we go, mission accomplished!" said Twilight, feeling good about herself. "Congratulations," said Mr. Popo. "You completed your missions." "Yup." "But I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Um, yeah?" "You're going back." "What?" "Bye!" Twilight didn't had the chance to argue before Mr. Popo bitched slapped her back into the portal. Deja vu. "Nooooooooooo!" Twilight Own Count: 20 "Um, Mr. Popo? Why did you send Twilight back?" asked Celestia. "Simple. The sirens." he said. Celestia gasped at this. "The sirens?! The ones that Star Swirl banished? Allow me to go! I need to stop them!" "Bitch please!" countered Popo. "I'll handle this." Without warning, Mr. Popo entered the portal, leaving behind a bunch of jaw hanging ponies. ----- (Omake) Nappa is standing in the auditorium of Canterlot high. In front of him sat every single student. "Hello everyone, this is an important announcement from yours truly. I just want to say..." he said before appearing in front of random students. "The fucks with your hair (Pinkie Pie), your hair (Rarity), your hair (Rainbow), your hair (Celestia), I like you (Luna), your hair (Trixie), your hair (Sunset), your boobs (Fluttershy, who only smirk), your hair (Applejack), your personality (Chrysalis, who irked) and..." Nappa didn't finished because he saw the human versions of the CMC. "Why did he stopped talking?" asked Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle just shrugged. "Oh my god! The rare breeds of pokemon! The shiny Cutie Mark Crusaders! I got a couple of masterballs with your names on it!" said Nappa. Applebloom, after putting up with Applejack from the Nightmare thing, stood up. "The fuck with this," she said before leaving the school.