It has been a few weeks since the whole Canterlot wedding event, and everypony was minding their own business. But it was not only ponies, but changelings as well. Chrysalis refuse to have them go back to the hive due to, certain circumstances.
"Wait, they can't go back to the hive, why?" asked Celestia to Chrysalis. Currently, they were both located at the throne room, making conversation.
"I can't have them go back whenever Mr. Popo visits, not since the last time." answered Chrysalis.
"What happened the last time?"
"I went out for a walk while Popo was, um, inspecting. When I came back, everything was in turmoil, and I found five dead bodies. When I told Mr. Popo this, he just laughed when I said, 'five.'"
"I don't think I want to know about that," shuddered Celestia. "Speaking of which, hows it going with Nappa?"
"Horrible," flatly said Chrysalis. "I managed to distracted him by telling him to train my soldiers."
"Is that a good idea?"
"No, but he ain't here, isn't he?"
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In the training grounds, Nappa was standing in front of a bunch of royal guards and changeling soldiers, going over instructions. Nappa then spoke, "Alright, repeat after me: I, state your name..."
"I, state your name..." repeated the crowd.
"...will quote everything I say..."
"...will quote everything you say..."
"...cause I'm hilarious."
"...cause you're hilarious."
"Aright then," said Nappa. "Come at me with everything you got!" An pony guard and changeling guard charged at the saiyan with kicks and punches and blows. Nappa started to block them.
"Patty cake, patty cake, baker's MAN!" chanted Nappa as he slugged the pony to the ground. "Bake me a cake as fast as you CAN!" Nappa then slammed the changeling onto the ground. "Good effort, but I'm the patty cake master."
"Is he insane?!" yelled one of the changelings, a male to be exact.
"New game! Tag!" yelled Nappa as he sucker-punched the changeling across the yard. "No tag backs!" The changeling crashed onto a female royal guard. They both landed in a compromising position. They both looked at each other before the mare spoke.
"Well, this is awkward."
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"They're probably having fun," assured Chrysalis. Celestia rolled her eyes at her. Suddenly, one of her guard members came rushing through the doors.
"Your highness!" yelled the guard.
"Yes?" answered Celestia. The guard stopped in his tracks and bowed.
"Princess, I'm here to tell you that, It, has returned," he said. Celestia gasped at this, but Chrysalis was lost.
"I'm sorry, but what has returned?"
"The Crystal Empire," whispered Celestia. Chrysalis blinked...and shrugged.
"Who cares."
"I care!" Yelled Celestia. "Don't you know who's the tyrant over there?! Sombra!" Chrysalis froze when she heard this.
"Wait, Sombra?" Celestia nodded. Chrysalis groaned and banged her head on the table. "Great, my stupid ex is here."
"Oh, right! I forgot that you two used to date."
"Yeah, we used to date, until he turned into THAT! I admitted of faking some experiences, and he threw me out as if I was some two bit whore! If only I could get revenge on him," muttered Chrysalis.
"Maybe you can tricked Nappa into fighting him?" Suggested Celestia. Chrysalis blinked once before letting a smirk appear on her face.
"Best...idea...ever!"
(Twenty minutes later)
Celestia and Chrysalis had summoned the mane six and Nappa. Discord was supposed to be part of it, but he was hiding out in his room (actually Celestia's) until Mr. Popo leaves. Strangely enough, Fluttershy isn't there yet. "Alright everypony, and Nappa, we have an important mission for you," spoke Chrysalis. "I need you to go to the fable Crystal Empire, find the crystal heart, free the place, and humiliate my stupid ex, Sombra,"
"Yeah, not gonna lie, but this seems boring," complained Nappa.
"But Sombra hates modeling careers."
"What?! Oh hell no! Nobody insults modeling career!" lashed Nappa. "We're in!"
"Too easy," quietly said Chrysalis.
"Um, girls? Where is Fluttershy?" asked Celestia.
"We don't know princess," answered Applejack. At that precise moment, the doors were kicked open with enough force to actually send it flying over the throne room. What the occupants saw shocked them. Standing at the doorway was Fluttershy, who was wearing an red 18th century victorian suit with tinted sunglasses and hat, had two pistols on her sides, and had no trace of shyness and was replaced with sheer badassery.
"Fluttershy?!" dumbfoundly said Rainbow dash.
"Sup bitches," greeted Fluttershy as she walked toward the group.
"What in blazing hell happened to you?!" questioned Twilight. Fluttershy looked at the bookworm and let out a fanged grin.
"Well, it started with a simple walk..."