"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!" Crash!
Twilight Own Count: 21
That was the noise that was made when Twilight came flying out of the portal and into the school walls, leaving an indent on it. Normally, the power from Mr. Popo's bitch-slapping technique would've kill any person (gods included), but due to the fact that Twilight had been bitch-slapped by Mr. Popo so many times from earlier encounters and her training, she grew some kind of a resistance to it, making her the first being ever to be able to withstand the power of a slap, unless you count Krillin, but he doesn't count at the moment.
The portal opened once more and Mr. Popo himself stood foward, appearance not even changed. Not like it matters since he was the one who created the Mirror Portal. "Alright maggot, get up. We got work to do."
"Why?" weakly said Twilight, still stuck on the wall.
"Sirens," answered Mr. Popo.
"WHAT?!" yelled Twilight as she got off from the wall and looked at her master. "You mean the same Sirens that Starswirl the Bearded banished long ago?!"
"Yeah, though they're all bitches, except for the one called Sonata Dusk. Anyone who likes the sweet delicacy of the mexican treat known as the Taco is a-OK in my book. Also she is my double agent, informing me of what the sirens are doing."
"No idea what a taco is, but something tells me not to ask what's in it." said Twilight.
"Alright," said Popo, giving Twilight one of his signature smiles. "Let's get to business."
"Wait, I wanna join too!" said a voice. The duo turned and saw Nappa coming out of the portal.
"Nappa?! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with Fluttershy causing mayhem?" questioned Twilight.
"I was, but she said that 'Flank calls' and grabbed Rainbow Dash and disappeared. Said something about going to a farm with some big red guy." said Nappa. Twilight twitched and facepalmed.
"Why couldn't you keep it in your pants, Fluttershy."
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Screaming, cursing, and chaos were some of the words that could describe what was happening in the auditorium. Nearly all of the students were all arguing with each other, either by verbal and/or physical assault. Up in the stage were Celestia, Luna (both having their missing legs replaced with a synthetic one), the human 5 (Since Sunset never returned), and the Sirens, with two of the latter having evil smirks on their grins. The only one who wasn't smirking was Sonata Dusk. She knew that Mr. Popo was here, since she was personally trained by him.
It was a funny story actually. You see, Sonata was never a siren to begin with. She was actually a... dun, dun, dun!!!....a SAIYAN!!! That's right, Sonata Dusk is a Saiyan! A couple of centuries ago when she was just a baby, she was sent to earth in order to either destroy it or conquer it. She landed literally on Kami's lookout, right in front of Mr. Popo, who at the time was making some tacos. The small child came out of her space pod and threaten Mr. Popo to surrender. Mr. Popo was actually impressed by her threat and gave her a taco. Sonata ate it and that was when she fell in love with the mexican treat. She abandoned her mission and stayed at the lookout, scarfing down a lot of tacos. Over the years she was there, Mr. Popo trained her in the arts of the 'Bitch, I'm stronger than you' style, making her the second strongest being in the planet, with the first tied between Mr. Popo and Alucard. Some time later, she pulled some kind of Deus Ex Machina and found herself with Adagio and Aria. She couldn't do anything until she could find a way back, so she joined with the two, and the rest is history.
Until now.
"Look at this. Chaos, fighting, and bitching. They're partying as if it's 1988!" said Popo, appearing behind the Dazzles. Adagio and Aria eeped, but Sonata kept her guard.
"Who the heck are you?!" shouted Adagio. Nappa stood forward and introduced the quad.
"I am Nappa, and the genie next to me is the one known as Mr. Popo. The purple one is Twilight Sparkle, she is a princess-"
"To quote from Chrysalis, SHUT UP NAPPA!" yelled Twilight.
"....bitch." said Nappa, causing Twilight to groaned.
"What are you here for? To defeat us?" mocked Aria.
"Yeah." answered the three.
"And how are you going to do that? We got every single person in our control!" sneered Adagio.
"Hey dude, you want me to take care of these mindless students? They remind me so much of Raditz, and that one bald midget on earth," asked Nappa to Mr. Popo.
"Knock yourself out," answered Mr. Popo.
"Dead or Alive?"
"Alive."
"Egos?"
"MAXIMUM DAMAGE!"
"YAY!" shouted Nappa as he start flying toward the audience, to the shock of both Adagio and Aria. "FOR PONY!"
Due to the fact that this is a T-rated fic, the following passage has been censored for your safety. The amount of pain and blood being spewed in the scene is so much, the author won't be able to write it in this chapter because it will be so-
BRRRRRUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!
....get out of here, Guru.
It's Super Kami Guru.
Back to the story...
"Oh....my....Faust," said both Adagio and Aria seeing the carnage Nappa is exerting to the crowd. Twilight, on the other hand, shook her head at Nappa's actions.
"Hey," said Mr. Popo, drawing the two siren's attention away from the destruction caused by Nappa. "Did you know that I had a spy here that I personally taught?"
"What?! Who?!" demanded Aria.
"Come forth.... Sonata," said Mr. Popo. Sonata suddenly appeared beside Popo, shocking the two sirens.
"Yes, Lord Popo?" said Sonata.
"What?! Sonata is your spy? But she's so... Sonata!" said a shocked Adagio.
"You never asked where I came from," mused Sonata. The two sirens growled at her.
"No matter, you were the weakest of the two of us." sneered Aria. To their shock, Sonata didn't flinch, but instead laughed. Laughed at their failed attempted to intimidate her.
"Am I?" smirked Sonata, before she went into a stance. "Let me show you how weak I am." She closed her eyes for a moment, before letting out a scream and powered up. (Replace Kibito with both Adagio and Aria. Then replace Gohan with Sonata. After that, just imagine that the transformation to Super Saiyan 2 is just Super Saiyan for Sonata, you know, for dramatic effect). A blue aura surrounded Sonata, becoming more visible as Sonata continues to power up. This continues until Sonata's eyes turned green and her hair turns yellow. Her aura becomes a color of golden with lightning surrounding her. It was without a doubt...
....Sonata is a Super Saiyan.
"Behold, I am a Super Saiyan!" shouted Sonata.
"What the heck?!" shouted Adagio. "Your power!"
"That's right."
"Your attitude!" shouted Aria.
"Yuppers."
"Your hair turned blonde!"
"Exactl- wait what?! What happen to my hair?!" frantically shouted Sonata.
"Er, it's yellow," answered Celestia from the sidelines.
"Oh my Faust!" yelled Sonata. "I'm turning into Lady Gaga!"
"Ouch." winced everyone. Sonata turned to Aria and Adagio with a pissed expression.
"You forced me to realized this!"
"WHAT?!" shouted both Adagio and Aria. Sonata then cupped her hands together and yelled,
"KAMEHAMEHA!" shouted the saiyan as a blue wave flew out of her hands and straight toward the two.
"Kame-what now-? OH SH-"
BOOM!
And then Adagio and Aria were defeated. The end. Don't ask, just roll with it. Popo commands you.
"And that's how real filler movies are done," said Mr. Popo. "Short and straight to the point." Nappa then reappeared beside him and Twilight. Twilight noticed that Nappa is bared of his armor, but didn't ask about it.
"Can we leave?" asked Twilight.
"Okay," answered Mr. Popo as he, Nappa, Twilight, and the newly recruited Sonata left the place, leaving behind a place that was so destroyed it puts any of Michael Bay's movies to shame.
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"Nappa, what happen to your clothes." stated Chrysalis. Everypony had left after the whole siren fiasco thing, leaving behind she and Nappa.
"I had one hell of a day," answered Nappa. "We crashed a prom night (I think), and destroy some dreams."
"Explain on the last one."
"Let's just say it will be the party of the century." smirked Nappa. The scene changes to the aftermath in the human world in the school auditorium. Every single person was on the ground, bleeding, mangled in ways words cannot describe it. One of the victims, Vinyl Scratch, voiced for everyone's thoughts.
"BEST...PARTY....EVER!"